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Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« on: July 21, 2015, 06:12:11 pm »
Your lineups for tonight's tilt:

Red Sox

CFMookie Betts (R)
2BDustin Pedroia (R)
SSXander Bogaerts (R)
DHDavid Ortiz (L)
LFHanley Ramirez (R)
3BPablo Sandoval (S)
1BBrock Holt (L)
RFA. De Aza (L)
CRyan Hanigan (R)

BOS: Brian Johnson (L)  (0-0, 0.00)

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2B Jose Altuve (R)
1B Marwin Gonzalez (S)
SS Carlos Correa (R)
LF Evan Gattis (R)
3B Luis Valbuena (L)
C Hank Conger (S)
DH Chris Carter (R)
RF L.J. Hoes (R)
CF Jake Marisnick (R)

HOU: Vincent Velasquez (R)  (0-1, 3.94)
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2015, 06:21:03 pm »
Boston put up no resistance to Anaheim.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2015, 07:26:54 pm »
Altuve early harassment of the rookie.  Walk and a sb
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2015, 07:28:11 pm »
Someone needs to tell Brownie to stop using batting average when discussing all of these players. Useless shit.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2015, 07:28:32 pm »
Marwin strokes a single to continue the pressure
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2015, 07:29:41 pm »
Correa smacks a hard sac fly, 1-0 good guys
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2015, 07:30:59 pm »
And Gattis settles down the rookie.  GiDP, 1-0 after one
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2015, 07:55:40 pm »
Rusty Staub. These clues are too easy.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2015, 08:00:24 pm »
Son of a bitch.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2015, 08:01:15 pm »
T3:

Single, double, double and its 2-1 Sox with runner at 2B and no outs
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2015, 08:02:39 pm »
Single and its 3-1.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2015, 08:09:01 pm »
3rd inning finally over. But an 0-2 single and that fucking shift cost three runs. 3-1 Sox.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2015, 08:10:34 pm »
Velasquez must have said something in the dugout that pissed off the baseball gods, because they showed him who's really in charge that inning.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2015, 08:19:25 pm »
But VV is pitching well. Maybe the best I've seen him. That slider is very encouraging.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2015, 08:20:12 pm »
After a rough start, Brian Johnson is back in black.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2015, 08:21:12 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on July 21, 2015, 07:55:40 pm
Rusty Staub. These clues are too easy.

If they had just left off the nickname it may have been a little less obvious.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2015, 08:28:17 pm »
Quote from: juliogotay on July 21, 2015, 08:21:12 pm
If they had just left off the nickname it may have been a little less obvious.

They should have asked the dollar amount that made one a "bonus baby". Answer, in case anyone doesn't know: $4,000.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2015, 08:29:28 pm »
Quote from: juliogotay on July 21, 2015, 08:21:12 pm
If they had just left off the nickname it may have been a little less obvious.

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« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2015, 08:33:32 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on July 21, 2015, 08:28:17 pm
They should have asked the dollar amount that made one a "bonus baby". Answer, in case anyone doesn't know: $4,000.

$4,000?  Wow, serious coin.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2015, 08:34:51 pm »
and we learn that David Price has a dog named Astro. I did too many years ago.
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« Reply #20 on: July 21, 2015, 08:38:07 pm »
Quote from: juliogotay on July 21, 2015, 08:33:32 pm
$4,000?  Wow, serious coin.

Well bonuses were getting completely out of hand. Some guys were demanding absurd amounts like $6,000, $8,000 and up to $10,000.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #21 on: July 21, 2015, 08:39:06 pm »
Quote from: juliogotay on July 21, 2015, 08:34:51 pm
and we learn that David Price has a dog named Astro. I did too many years ago.
I feel like I've known Price's dog's name for many years.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #22 on: July 21, 2015, 08:39:18 pm »
Carter you lazy fuck
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #23 on: July 21, 2015, 08:41:46 pm »
He didn't want to re-hurt his ankle.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #24 on: July 21, 2015, 08:42:07 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on July 21, 2015, 08:38:07 pm
Well bonuses were getting completely out of hand. Some guys were demanding absurd amounts like $6,000, $8,000 and up to $10,000.

those days they had to sell insurance or cars in the off-season to make ends meet. I remember the days when some really big names held out for the absurd amount of $100,000.

Carter with a bloop single. Come on guys!
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« Reply #25 on: July 21, 2015, 08:42:26 pm »
Someone fucking kick Carter in the nuts. That's two lazy fucking plays in a row and it's now cost the Astros at least one run
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #26 on: July 21, 2015, 08:43:14 pm »
Fuck, with an actual runner we would have had a run in and a man on second. Instead, we have men on first and second. Which is then turned into 1st and 3rd with one out.
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« Reply #27 on: July 21, 2015, 08:44:17 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on July 21, 2015, 08:41:46 pm
He didn't want to re-hurt his ankle.

If all he can do is fucking tip toe, then he has no business being out there. That was pathetic.
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« Reply #28 on: July 21, 2015, 08:45:47 pm »
Quote from: juliogotay on July 21, 2015, 08:33:32 pm
$4,000?  Wow, serious coin.

That may be more than Kris's annual nail salon budget.

That was a fun mess to watch. 
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« Reply #29 on: July 21, 2015, 08:46:40 pm »
Marisnick steals 2B and scores as the throw hits him and goes into LCF. He almost beat Carter to the plate.
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« Reply #30 on: July 21, 2015, 08:47:21 pm »
I'm willing to bet that everybody (except Carter, obviously) has instructions to run on Hanley Ramirez at every chance.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #31 on: July 21, 2015, 08:50:13 pm »
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After a rough start, Brian Johnson is back in black.

After some dirty deeds on the base paths, he's done...still, on a rookie's salary, he's done dirt cheap.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #32 on: July 21, 2015, 08:53:59 pm »
Marwin takes one in the shin, making Carter's run earned.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #33 on: July 21, 2015, 08:57:34 pm »
Correa with a rule-book double plates Altuve. Marwin has to stop at 3B, but Astros take a 4-3 lead.

Gattis with a dribbler plates Marwin so it's now 5-3
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« Reply #34 on: July 21, 2015, 08:59:00 pm »
Valbuena flies out on end the inning, but the Astros grab the lead back, 5-3 after five.
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« Reply #35 on: July 21, 2015, 09:06:37 pm »
That was weird. Correa kinda over-dove that ball.

Oh well. Nice 3-6-1 DP!
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« Reply #36 on: July 21, 2015, 09:08:05 pm »
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That was weird. Correa kinda over-dove that ball.

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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #37 on: July 21, 2015, 09:12:53 pm »
Carter can take his time on that one
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« Reply #38 on: July 21, 2015, 09:13:22 pm »
Damn, sure is nice to see that from Carter.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #39 on: July 21, 2015, 09:13:26 pm »
How many weeks has it been?
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« Reply #40 on: July 21, 2015, 09:13:31 pm »
Carter!  Stroke it!  2-run dinger on a screaming line drive to RCF.
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« Reply #41 on: July 21, 2015, 09:13:47 pm »
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Carter can take his time on that one
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #42 on: July 21, 2015, 09:22:18 pm »
I wonder what Masterson has against Marwin.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #43 on: July 21, 2015, 09:30:58 pm »
Man, Correa lolly gagged that one. Challenge by the Sox...called confirmed, but Correa has got to be more aware than that.
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« Reply #44 on: July 21, 2015, 09:32:06 pm »
Outstanding stretch by Singleton. The Astros have an embarrassment of riches over there at first.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #45 on: July 21, 2015, 09:34:41 pm »
4-6-3 end the Sox 7th.

At the stretch, Astros lead 7-3.
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« Reply #46 on: July 21, 2015, 09:42:00 pm »
Looks like Baggy's date's a little toasty.
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« Reply #47 on: July 21, 2015, 10:02:57 pm »

Quote from: chuck on July 21, 2015, 09:42:00 pm
Looks like Baggy's date's a little toasty.

Was it not the Hand Doctor's ex-wife, aka mother of "daddy's baby giiiiwwwwlll?"

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« Reply #48 on: July 21, 2015, 10:08:16 pm »
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Was it not the Hand Doctor's ex-wife, aka mother of "daddy's baby giiiiwwwwlll?"

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I think daddy's baby girl's momma was creepy doctor wife number 2, and Baggy is schtupping creepy hand doctor wife number 4.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #49 on: July 21, 2015, 10:11:29 pm »
I think it's the same one, but it's hard to tell what she really looks like with all the sheer terror in her eyes.

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« Reply #50 on: July 21, 2015, 10:14:54 pm »
In the box score that will look like a routine 1-2-3 inning.

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« Reply #51 on: July 21, 2015, 10:20:32 pm »
Quote from: hostros7 on July 21, 2015, 10:11:29 pm
I think it's the same one, but it's hard to tell what she really looks like with all the sheer terror in her eyes.

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That may be her, but she ain't momma to all them kids. He had like four wives and baby mommas. I think momma of daddy's baby girl is the one he tied to the best post and beat with the bowling trophy.
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« Reply #52 on: July 21, 2015, 10:22:03 pm »
BTW, Astros win 8-3.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #53 on: July 21, 2015, 10:26:57 pm »
Quote from: chuck on July 21, 2015, 10:14:54 pm
In the box score that will look like a routine 1-2-3 inning.


That was two gems and a K. Can't beat that.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #54 on: July 21, 2015, 10:32:34 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on July 21, 2015, 10:20:32 pm
That may be her, but she ain't momma to all them kids. He had like four wives and baby mommas. I think momma of daddy's baby girl is the one he tied to the best post and beat with the bowling trophy.

Bowling trophy you say? Why, that's creative. I wouldn't have pegged Dr Brown as a champion bowler. But do you know who is? That's right, Mookie Betts!
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #55 on: July 21, 2015, 10:39:10 pm »
Quote from: chuck on July 21, 2015, 10:32:34 pm
Bowling trophy you say? Why, that's creative. I wouldn't have pegged Dr Brown as a champion bowler. But do you know who is? That's right, Mookie Betts!

Girls like guys with skills.  Bowling skills, hand doctor skills, statistics skills . . .
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros July 21, 2015
« Reply #56 on: July 22, 2015, 12:30:02 am »
Quote from: NeilT on July 21, 2015, 10:39:10 pm
Girls like guys with skills.  Bowling skills, hand doctor skills, statistics skills . . .

Bowtie skills, dude, aces.
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