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Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« on: June 12, 2015, 05:22:29 pm »
Your lineups for tonight's tilt:

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CFAustin Jackson (R)
RFMark Trumbo (R)
2BRobinson Cano (L)
DHNelson Cruz (R)
3BKyle Seager (L)
LFRickie Weeks (R)
1BLogan Morrison (L)
CMike Zunino (R)
SSW. Bloomquist (R)

SEA: Felix Hernandez (R)  (9-2, 2.51)

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2B Jose Altuve (R)
LF Preston Tucker (L)
RF George Springer (R)
DH Evan Gattis (R)
CF Colby Rasmus (L)
SS Carlos Correa (R)
3B Luis Valbuena (L)
1B Chris Carter (R)
C Jason Castro (L)

HOU: Brett Oberholtzer (L)  (0-1, 3.75)
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2015, 05:35:53 pm »
this is the kind of game that can get this team out of its' funk if they can pull it off.
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2015, 07:24:26 pm »
I think Springer likes a little buddy.
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2015, 07:35:01 pm »
Not the pitcher I thought they would get healthy on.
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2015, 07:44:19 pm »
Astros send 12 men to the plate and score 8 runs in the first, beat the living shit out of King Felix.

That's coming out guns blazing.
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2015, 07:49:45 pm »
Anybody know why Altuve came out? 
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2015, 07:51:34 pm »

Quote from: GreatBagwellsBeard on June 12, 2015, 07:49:45 pm
Anybody know why Altuve came out?

Injury, not yet known, but he was limping.


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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2015, 07:51:46 pm »

Quote from: juliogotay on June 12, 2015, 05:35:53 pm
this is the kind of game that can get this team out of its' funk if they can pull it off.

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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2015, 07:53:19 pm »

Quote from: MusicMan on June 12, 2015, 07:51:34 pm
Injury, not yet known, but he was limping.


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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2015, 07:58:02 pm »
T2:

Cruz with a bloop single
Seager flies out F8
Weeks with a chopper to 3B, Valbuena whiffs at it, reaches on E5, Cruz to 2B

Altuve out with hamstring injury

Morrison grounds to 2B on what would be tailor-made DP ball, but with shift on Correa fields it and nobody to cover 2B, goes to 1B for 6-3. Cruz to 3B, weeks to 2B
Zunino strikes out looking.

8-0 Stros
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2015, 08:01:10 pm »
I am ok with the shift in certain situations, but runners on 1st and 2nd and less than two outs isn't one of them.
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2015, 08:05:23 pm »
His approach is advanced beyond all of his teammates.  Hope the old fellas are paying attention. 


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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2015, 08:05:32 pm »
B2:

Gattis with a 4-pitch walk
Rasmus grounds into 6-5-3 DP (shift on)
Correa homers to RCF
Valbuena grounds out 4-3

9-0 Astros lead
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2015, 08:05:57 pm »
Carlos Correa makes me feel all funny inside.
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2015, 08:08:57 pm »
I don't know if I'll ever get over my awe of Correa.  I can't believe how lucky we seem to be that he is on our team.
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2015, 08:09:11 pm »
Quote from: MikeyBoy on June 12, 2015, 08:05:57 pm
Carlos Correa makes me feel all funny inside.

I got a semi.
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2015, 08:09:28 pm »
Me: so you have to watch everything Correa does
Kris: so he's like the Aaron Franklin of baseball.
Me: Yes. So he just hit his second home run.
Kris: This game?
Me: No, but he's only been up a week.
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2015, 08:11:37 pm »
T3:

Bloomquist strikes out swinging
Jackson pops up to shallow CF...Rasmus calls of Marwin, F8
Trumbo pops out to 1B

Middle of the 3rd...9-0 good guys.
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2015, 08:12:34 pm »
I love how Obie is pitching with a 9 run lead. Just pounding the strike zone.
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2015, 08:19:15 pm »
Seattle wears soMe ugly socks.
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« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2015, 08:20:06 pm »
Quote from: GreatBagwellsBeard on June 12, 2015, 07:49:45 pm
Anybody know why Altuve came out?

Hamstring twinge.
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #21 on: June 12, 2015, 08:23:59 pm »
B3:

Mariners on their third pitcher of the game, Wilhelmsen

Carter pops out to 1B
Castro walks
Marwin, who came in for Altuve, strikes out swinging
Tucker strikes out swinging

After three...9-0
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« Reply #22 on: June 12, 2015, 08:25:39 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on June 12, 2015, 08:23:59 pm
B3:

Mariners on their third pitcher of the game, Wilhelmsen

Carter pops out to 1B
Castro walks
Marwin, who came in for Altuve, strikes out swinging
Tucker strikes out swinging

After three...9-0

Third pitcher? Who started!?!
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« Reply #23 on: June 12, 2015, 08:27:19 pm »

Quote from: NeilT on June 12, 2015, 08:19:15 pm
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #24 on: June 12, 2015, 08:27:47 pm »
 Just got home from work. Turned on TV to see HOU was up by 9 against SEA. Checked Gameday to see who'd done what, and saw that HOU had put up 8 on "F. Hernandez" in 1/3rd of an inning. My first thought was "I didn't know SEA had two pitchers named "F. Hernandez"...


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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #25 on: June 12, 2015, 08:29:54 pm »
T4:

Cano grounds out 4-3
Cruz grounds out 6-3
Seager grounds out 4-3
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Quote from: OregonStrosFan on June 12, 2015, 08:27:47 pm
Just got home from work. Turned on TV to see HOU was up by 9 against SEA. Checked Gameday to see who'd done what, and saw that HOU had put up 8 on "F. Hernandez" in 1/3rd of an inning. My first thought was "I didn't know SEA had two pitchers named "F. Hernandez"...


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« Reply #27 on: June 12, 2015, 08:31:43 pm »
Quote from: NeilT on June 12, 2015, 08:25:39 pm
Third pitcher? Who started!?!

You gotta get in your seat before the first inning.
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« Reply #28 on: June 12, 2015, 08:36:39 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on June 12, 2015, 08:31:43 pm
You gotta get in your seat before the first inning.

You are a hard, hard bastard.
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #29 on: June 12, 2015, 08:38:06 pm »
This is fun.
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« Reply #30 on: June 12, 2015, 08:40:19 pm »
B4:

Springer strikes out swinging
Gattis takes belt high fastballs right down the center, then swings at a curveball in the dirt for strike three
Rasmus doubles off the LF wall
Correa strikes out swinging to end the inning

After 4...still 9-0
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« Reply #31 on: June 12, 2015, 08:41:37 pm »
Quote from: NeilT on June 12, 2015, 08:36:39 pm
You are a hard, hard bastard.

This isn't Dodger Stadium...you snooze you lose.
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« Reply #32 on: June 12, 2015, 08:43:52 pm »
"If this comes down, he's underneath it."  Brownie's pretty fine.
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #33 on: June 12, 2015, 08:46:22 pm »
T5:

Weeks flies out F8
Morrison singles to where the second baseman should be, except for the shift...single
Zunino grounds into 6-4-3 double play...Correa bobbles it a bit, but keeps it right in front of him.

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« Reply #34 on: June 12, 2015, 08:57:08 pm »
B5:

Pitcher number four...Furbush.  Which I suppose is better than "Furburger"

Valbuena grounds halfway between 1B and 2B...but there's someone there...a Mariner player...not sure why...4-3
Carter hits one that lands on a large bucket of pumpkins over the LF wall, Evan Gattis scratches Carter's ears like he was a cocker spaniel
Castro grounds out 4-3
Marwin, now from the right side...strikes out swinging

Double digit lead...10-0


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« Reply #35 on: June 12, 2015, 08:59:09 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on June 12, 2015, 08:57:08 pm
B5:

Pitcher number four...Furbush.  Which I suppose is better than "Furburger"

Valbuena grounds halfway between 1B and 2B...but there's someone there...a Mariner player...not sure why...4-3
Carter hits one that lands on a large bucket of pumpkins over the LF wall, Evan Gattis scratches Carter's ears like he was a cocker spaniel
Castro grounds out 4-3
Marwin, now from the right side...strikes out swinging

Double digit lead...10-0

Isn't Furbush a little repetitve?
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #36 on: June 12, 2015, 08:59:35 pm »
Time to bring in qualls.
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #37 on: June 12, 2015, 09:06:59 pm »
Obie performance has been very encouraging tonight.
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #38 on: June 12, 2015, 09:09:19 pm »
T6:

Bloomquist with a leadoff walk
Jackson strikes out swinging
Trumbo with a high chopper out in front of the plate, Obie goes to 2B for the 1-6 putout on Bloomquist, but not time to get two...Trumbo reaches on FC
Cano lines an 0-2 pitch past Carter into RF...Trumbo to 3B,
Cruz grounds out 5-3 as Valbuena dives to his backhand to rob Cruz of extra bases...put a blue star next to that one Wrangler!

10-0, middle of the sixth.

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« Reply #39 on: June 12, 2015, 09:09:36 pm »
Quote from: juliogotay on June 12, 2015, 09:06:59 pm
Obie performance has been very encouraging tonight.

He's got that change of pace working.
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #40 on: June 12, 2015, 09:11:16 pm »
I've always liked Oberholzer. 
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #41 on: June 12, 2015, 09:11:18 pm »
Blue star for Valbueno.
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #42 on: June 12, 2015, 09:12:07 pm »
Whoopin!  Just checked the score.  That was Felix?
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #43 on: June 12, 2015, 09:15:11 pm »
I guess I vote a few more times for Altuve. It'd be a travesty if that pedestrian jobber from KC beat him.
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #44 on: June 12, 2015, 09:17:30 pm »
B6:

Tucker squares one up, but right at right fielder...F9
Marisnick, pinch hitting for Springer, pops out F5
Gattis bounces one past the first baseman for a single
Rasmus strikes out looking

After 6...10-0
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #45 on: June 12, 2015, 09:17:51 pm »
I've kind of tuned out The volume, did they say why Marisnick pinch hit for Springer?
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« Reply #46 on: June 12, 2015, 09:19:17 pm »
Quote from: jbm on June 12, 2015, 09:17:51 pm
I've kind of tuned out The volume, did they say why Marisnick pinch hit for Springer?

Just to give Springer a couple innings off, an early night before the day game tomorrow.
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« Reply #47 on: June 12, 2015, 09:23:03 pm »
Obie's looking pretty good.
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #48 on: June 12, 2015, 09:24:43 pm »
T7:

Seager grounds out 4-3
Weeks grounds out 5-3
Morrison flies out F7

At the stretch...10-0
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #49 on: June 12, 2015, 09:27:24 pm »
Quote from: NeilT on June 12, 2015, 09:23:03 pm
Obie's looking pretty good.
Off Broadway, baby.
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #50 on: June 12, 2015, 09:32:06 pm »
B7:

Correa grounds to 3B...Seager bobbles it a few times, but still gets him....close game that probably gets challenged
Valbuena pops out F6
Carter walks
Castro strikes out swinging

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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #51 on: June 12, 2015, 09:34:31 pm »
Not watching the game, how bably was Altuve limping?
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« Reply #52 on: June 12, 2015, 09:35:39 pm »
Quote from: doyce7 on June 12, 2015, 09:34:31 pm
Not watching the game, how bably was Altuve limping?

It was kind of a wee limp.
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #53 on: June 12, 2015, 09:37:40 pm »
Anyone going to the game tomorrow?
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« Reply #54 on: June 12, 2015, 09:39:30 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on June 12, 2015, 09:37:40 pm
Anyone going to the game tomorrow?

It's at 3?  Are you in town?
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #55 on: June 12, 2015, 09:40:47 pm »
T8:

Zunino pops out F6
Bloomquist grounds out 1U
Ackley walks
Trumbo strikes out looking

Middle of the 8th...10-0
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #56 on: June 12, 2015, 09:43:00 pm »
Now pitching for the Seahags, making his lifetime debut on the bump...backup catcher Jesus Sucre
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« Reply #57 on: June 12, 2015, 09:43:18 pm »
Oberholzer is at 108 pitches. He ought to be allowed a shot at a CGSH but with a short leash.
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #58 on: June 12, 2015, 09:46:02 pm »
B8:

Marwin, now back on the left side, singles to RF
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Marisnick grounds out 6-3

So Sucre, who threw nothing but meatballs down the middle, faces the minimum and outduels Felix Hernandez on the night

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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #59 on: June 12, 2015, 09:50:10 pm »
Rangers win on a 2-out dropped fly ball by the Twins' center fielder. 
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #60 on: June 12, 2015, 09:53:58 pm »
Astros have won four consecutive series against the Sea Whores.
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #61 on: June 12, 2015, 09:55:35 pm »
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Anyone going to the game tomorrow?

I was thinking I might get up and drive in to town for the day game.
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #62 on: June 12, 2015, 09:57:47 pm »
Has anyone ever seen Thatcher and Limey in the same room at the same time. Just saying.
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #63 on: June 12, 2015, 09:58:17 pm »
T9:

Thatcher in to close it out

Miller strikes out swinging
Cruz walks
Seager strikes out swinging
Weeks singles to CF, Cruz to 2B
Morrison strikes out swinging

Light the cnadle, folks, the Astros just administered and Orange Ass Whoopin!!
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #64 on: June 12, 2015, 09:58:50 pm »
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I was thinking I might get up and drive in to town for the day game.

I'm in.
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #65 on: June 12, 2015, 10:15:43 pm »
I'll know for sure by 8am tomorrow morning if I'm going to be able to make it to Houston for the 3:10 game tomorrow.
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #66 on: June 13, 2015, 06:23:39 am »
Let me know.
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Re: Sea Shits @ Astros June 12, 2015
« Reply #67 on: June 13, 2015, 08:04:31 am »
I'm not going to make it. I just have too much I have get done today and will not be able to leave in time to make the game.
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« Reply #68 on: June 13, 2015, 10:01:58 am »
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I'm not going to make it. I just have too much I have get done today and will not be able to leave in time to make the game.

Probably for the best for me too.
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