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Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« on: April 12, 2015, 11:28:02 am »
Your lineups for today's matinee (DeShields and Corporan starting):

Good Guys

2BJose Altuve (R)
RFGeorge Springer (R)
SSJed Lowrie (S)
3BLuis Valbuena (L)
DHEvan Gattis (R)
CJason Castro (L)
LFColby Rasmus (L)
1BMarwin Gonzalez (S)
CFJake Marisnick (R)

HOU: Dallas Keuchel (L)  (1-0, 0.00)

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CF Leonys Martin (L)
SS Elvis Andrus (R)
3B Adrian Beltre (R)
DH Prince Fielder (L)
RF Jake Smolinski (R)
1B Adam Rosales (R)
2B Rougned Odor (L)
C Carlos Corporan (S)
LF D. DeShields Jr. (R)

TEX: Colby Lewis (R)  (1-0, 1.50)
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2015, 02:11:58 pm »
T1:

Altuve leads off with a single.
Springer strikes out swinging.
Lowrie flies out F7, Altuve doubled off a 1B in a display of hideous baserunning.

Inning over.

No score.
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2015, 02:13:17 pm »
I would've called you a liar a week ago if you'd said in the 6th game of the season Lowrie would be hitting 3rd and Valbuena cleanup.
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2015, 02:13:33 pm »
I'm glad the Rangers are willing to throw DeShield into the fire and see what they got. And he just makes a nice catch in the field and then doubles off Altuve who is late getting back to first.
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2015, 02:17:48 pm »
B1:

Martin grounds out 5-3 on a nice play by Valbueno
Andrus grounds out 3U
Beltre singles up the middle
Fielder grounds into 6-5 FC, Beltre out at 2B (shift was on) to end the inning.

Still no score.
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2015, 02:18:50 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on April 12, 2015, 02:13:33 pm
I'm glad the Rangers are willing to throw DeShield into the fire and see what they got. And he just makes a nice catch in the field and then doubles off Altuve who is late getting back to first.

Well, they have to do something with him.  They can't send him down.
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2015, 02:21:41 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 12, 2015, 02:18:50 pm
Well, they have to do something with him.  They can't send him down.

Yeah, I just didn't expect to see him get as much PT.

Bueno! Valbuena goes yard!
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2015, 02:26:17 pm »
10 whiffs, 16 ABs. Okay.
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2015, 02:29:07 pm »
Long live the King!
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2015, 02:30:15 pm »
I'm starting to like what Marisnick and Rausmus are bringing.
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2015, 02:30:52 pm »
T2:

Valbuena homers to RF!  Astros take the lead.
Gattis strikes out swinging
Castro grounds out 3U
Rasmus...with his fly open...maybe a semi...triples on the RF lin !(chalk flying)
Marwin doubles over the RFer's head.  Smolinski didn't get much of a jump on that.  Rasmus scores.
Marisnick homers to LF...Marwin scores, Marisnick scores!
Altuve flies out F8, inning over.  But the Astros pick up four runs on four extra base hits.

Astros 4  Rangers 0
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2015, 02:32:23 pm »
Marwin is an important contributor. He's turning into a super utility guy.
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2015, 02:33:58 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on April 12, 2015, 02:32:23 pm
Marwin is an important contributor. He's turning into a super utility guy.

He's a handy guy to have around, that's for sure. 
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2015, 02:38:08 pm »
B2:

Smolinski flies out F7
Rosales grounds out 5-3
Odor grounds out 1-3 to end the inning

Heading to the 3rd, Astros up 4-0
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2015, 02:41:54 pm »
Quote from: Nate Colbert on April 12, 2015, 02:26:17 pm
10 whiffs, 16 ABs. Okay.

At least he's not letting his offensive struggles hurt him in the field
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #15 on: April 12, 2015, 02:42:03 pm »
That's a real nice classic Rutherford B. Hayesian type beard Dallas is sportin'.
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #16 on: April 12, 2015, 02:44:25 pm »
T3:

Springer grounds out 6-3
Lowrie reaches on a error by Odor...E4
Valbuena flies out F7, two away
Gattis finally hits one out of the infield, but it's a lazy fly ball to CF...F8 to end the inning

Astros 4 Rangers 0
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #17 on: April 12, 2015, 02:49:24 pm »
B3:

Corporan strikes out swinging
DeShields...holy shit he looks like his old man...grounds out sharply 6-3
Martin strikes out swinging

After 3...still 4-zip Good Guys.
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2015, 02:50:21 pm »
Does anyone else immediately begin to cringe when Ash starts an anecdote?
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #19 on: April 12, 2015, 02:55:23 pm »
T4:

Castro flies out F7
Rasmus flies out to shallow RF, F9
Marwin grounds out 4-3, inning over.

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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #20 on: April 12, 2015, 03:06:06 pm »
B4:

Andrus grounds one through the 3B/SS hole for a leadoff single
Beltre pops to shallow CF, F8
Fielder beats the shift with a chopper to SS, which would otherwise be an easy double play, but no one is there.  Because of the shift, no one is covering 3B either, and Andrus cruises in to the bag.  Runners at the corner, 1 out.
Smolinski walks to load the bases
Rosales grounds into 4U-3 double play to end threat. 

Rangers get two hits, leave two...heading to the 5th...Astros still up 4-0.
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #21 on: April 12, 2015, 03:07:38 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on April 12, 2015, 02:42:03 pm
That's a real nice classic Rutherford B. Hayesian type beard Dallas is sportin'.
It's nice to see an old school homage to the Notorious R.B.H.
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #22 on: April 12, 2015, 03:07:55 pm »
Keuchel lead the league in coaxing double plays last year.
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« Reply #23 on: April 12, 2015, 03:11:12 pm »
T5:

Marisnick up...Ashby babbling about chickens and eggs...strikes out swinging
Altuve flies out F8
Springer...hitting a cool .158...flies out F9, inning over
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #24 on: April 12, 2015, 03:13:01 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on April 12, 2015, 03:07:55 pm
Keuchel lead the league in coaxing double plays last year.

Got a big one there. 
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #25 on: April 12, 2015, 03:13:40 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 12, 2015, 02:33:58 pm
He's a handy guy to have around, that's for sure. 

He's played a good first base so far today.
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« Reply #26 on: April 12, 2015, 03:14:45 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 12, 2015, 03:11:12 pm
T5:
.Ashby babbling

I assume the Astros FO never watch the games on TV, otherwise, I'd like to know why.  Why?  Why?
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #27 on: April 12, 2015, 03:16:16 pm »
B5:

Odor grounds out 4-3
Corporan singles to LF
Deshields grounds out 2-3
Martin grounds out 4-3,

5 pitch inning over.

After 5...Astros 4  Rangers 0

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« Reply #28 on: April 12, 2015, 03:16:59 pm »
Quote from: BudGirl on April 12, 2015, 03:14:45 pm
I assume the Astros FO never watch the games on TV, otherwise, I'd like to know why.  Why?  Why?

The FO is under the delusion that Astros fans like him. 
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #29 on: April 12, 2015, 03:20:08 pm »
I wonder if Gattis will ever get a hit.
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« Reply #30 on: April 12, 2015, 03:20:35 pm »
T6:

Lowrie grounds out 4-3
Valbuena grounds out 3U
Gattis strikes out swinging

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« Reply #31 on: April 12, 2015, 03:21:12 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on April 12, 2015, 03:20:08 pm
I wonder if Gattis will ever get a hit.

Magic 8 Ball says..."not with that swing"
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« Reply #32 on: April 12, 2015, 03:22:19 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 12, 2015, 03:21:12 pm
Magic 8 Ball says..."not with that swing"

Did OWA have a magic 8-ball at one time?
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #33 on: April 12, 2015, 03:26:25 pm »
B6:

Andrus grounds out 6-3
Beltre grounds out 6-3
Fielder flies out F8 to end the inning

Astros up 4-0
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #34 on: April 12, 2015, 03:27:50 pm »
Even the Astros commercials honoring Craig Biggio can't say his name correctly.  Sad. 
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« Reply #35 on: April 12, 2015, 03:28:25 pm »
Quote from: BudGirl on April 12, 2015, 03:22:19 pm
Did OWA have a magic 8-ball at one time?

Kev & Scott's had some web thingie.
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« Reply #36 on: April 12, 2015, 03:33:27 pm »
T7:

Castros leads off and flies out F9
Rasmus strikes out swinging
Marwin grounds out 3U.
 
At the stretch...Astros still up 4-0
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #37 on: April 12, 2015, 03:47:02 pm »
Well, there goes the 0.00 ERA for Keuchel.
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« Reply #38 on: April 12, 2015, 03:48:23 pm »
Fuck you, Ashby. Why don't you just say out loud that you're trying to jinx Kuechel?

Jesus.
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #39 on: April 12, 2015, 03:48:38 pm »
B7:

Smolinksi lines out to RF
Rosales walks, sprints down to 1B
Odor strike out swinging
Corporan doubles to LF, Rosales to 3B.  Nice job by Rasmus to get that ball back in quickly.
DeShields walks to load the bases.  Tying run comes to the plate.
Strom out to talk about it.
Martin with a seeing eye single up the middle...Rosales scores, Corporan scores...runners at the corner.
Andrus grounds out 1-3 to end the inning.  But the Rangers pick up a pair.

Heading to the 8th

Astros 4  Rangers 2


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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #40 on: April 12, 2015, 03:50:18 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on April 12, 2015, 03:48:23 pm
Fuck you, Ashby. Why don't you just say out loud that you're trying to jinx Kuechel?

Jesus.

He might have but couldn't decide what comes first the chicken or the egg.
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« Reply #41 on: April 12, 2015, 03:52:05 pm »
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He might have but couldn't decide what comes first the chicken or the egg.

I've gone from not really caring for him to outright hating him. He is fucking terrible.
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #42 on: April 12, 2015, 03:52:27 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on April 12, 2015, 03:48:23 pm
Fuck you, Ashby. Why don't you just say out loud that you're trying to jinx Kuechel?

Jesus.

He's also going to cause Marisnick to get injured.
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« Reply #43 on: April 12, 2015, 03:52:54 pm »
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I've gone from not really caring for him to outright hating him. He is fucking terrible.

I've been saying it for years.  Don't forget, I had comcast..
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« Reply #44 on: April 12, 2015, 03:53:58 pm »
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I've been saying it for years.  Don't forget, I had comcast..

Ashby just asked where George Springer's smile has been lately.

Uh, Ash. He's hitting like shit and probably pressing a little bit. Where do you think it is, you smug, condescending fuck.
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« Reply #45 on: April 12, 2015, 03:56:01 pm »
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Ashby just asked where George Springer's smile has been lately.

Uh, Ash. He's hitting like shit and probably pressing a little bit. Where do you think it is, you smug, condescending fuck.

I think you just gave me an idea for a recap.  Of course, i'll havelisten to him and to take notes of all the stupid things he says
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« Reply #46 on: April 12, 2015, 03:57:23 pm »
double steal, very nice....
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« Reply #47 on: April 12, 2015, 03:59:09 pm »
You know what is nice about this line-up?
2BJose Altuve (R)
RFGeorge Springer (R)
SSJed Lowrie (S)
3BLuis Valbuena (L)
DHEvan Gattis (R)
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1BMarwin Gonzalez (S)
CFJake Marisnick (R)

None of the names can really be shortened and a 'y' added to it.
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« Reply #48 on: April 12, 2015, 04:00:50 pm »
T8: 

Marisnick lines a single to LCF
Altuve flies out to RF.  He seems to be swinging at everything.
Springer singles to CF, Marisnick to 2B.  Sure wish Altuve could have moved Marisnick up.
That's it for Lewis.  Mendez in for the Rangers
On first pitch...double steal...Marisnick swipes 3B and Springer into 2B.
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« Reply #49 on: April 12, 2015, 04:01:22 pm »
I am not very impressed with Valbuena at the plate.

That was a shitty at bat with the bases juiced and one out.
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I am not very impressed with Valbuena at the plate.

That was a shitty at bat with the bases juiced and one out.

He hit the living fuck out of the HR in his first at bat, but that seems to be an anomaly. 
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« Reply #51 on: April 12, 2015, 04:03:31 pm »
I went from liking Ashby as a player to not minding him as an analyst with Milo on the radio to despising him as a TV pbp/analyst.
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He hit the living fuck out of the HR in his first at bat, but that seems to be an anomaly.

Yeah, but you're not going to win me over by hitting a home run every once in a while. Smart hitting in close games on the other hand...  >swoon<.
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« Reply #53 on: April 12, 2015, 04:09:21 pm »
Also: Fuck this home plate umpire. His strike zone is all over the place.
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« Reply #54 on: April 12, 2015, 04:17:46 pm »
Come on bullpen, get your shit together.
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« Reply #55 on: April 12, 2015, 04:17:56 pm »
just get this last out already.
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just get this last out already.

poo I thought it was two-outs.
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« Reply #57 on: April 12, 2015, 04:20:35 pm »
FOR FUCK'S SAKE! THROW STRIKES!
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« Reply #58 on: April 12, 2015, 04:20:54 pm »
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Come on bullpen, get your shit together.

they seem to have a lot of shit today.
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they seem to have a lot of shit today.

GET QUALLS OUT OF THE GAME. He has NO control right now.
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« Reply #60 on: April 12, 2015, 04:23:05 pm »
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FOR FUCK'S SAKE! THROW STRIKES!

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« Reply #61 on: April 12, 2015, 04:23:11 pm »
Corpy has a smile.
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« Reply #62 on: April 12, 2015, 04:23:45 pm »
God, what a fucking shitburger this inning has turned out to be.
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« Reply #63 on: April 12, 2015, 04:24:49 pm »
Qualls stays in.  Just get the last freaking out.
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« Reply #64 on: April 12, 2015, 04:24:53 pm »
I had the inning all played out, but it's taken so fucking long, it's gone. 
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« Reply #65 on: April 12, 2015, 04:26:16 pm »
If I bumped in to Alan Ashby after today's game, I'd punch him right in his fucking stupid mouth. God, he's such a smug asshole.
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« Reply #66 on: April 12, 2015, 04:26:35 pm »
Cocksucking bullpenners just fucked Keuchel in the ass.
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« Reply #67 on: April 12, 2015, 04:26:36 pm »
Why the fuck is Qualls still in this game?
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« Reply #68 on: April 12, 2015, 04:26:53 pm »
GET. QUALLS. OUT. OF. THE. FUCKING. GAME.
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« Reply #69 on: April 12, 2015, 04:27:17 pm »
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Why the fuck is Qualls still in this game?

I thought for sure he was going to be gone after he hit the batter.
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« Reply #70 on: April 12, 2015, 04:27:58 pm »
and now this offense who has done nothing since the 2nd is expected to score.....

maybe gattis will finally get a hit
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« Reply #71 on: April 12, 2015, 04:28:44 pm »
At any rate, the bullpen completely fucking meltsdown, as the Rangers get two runs without having to put a ball in play on two hit batters and a fuckload of walks.

We're now tied, and after a crips 7 1/2 innings in about 1 hour and 20 minutes, the last innings has taken over an hour.
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« Reply #72 on: April 12, 2015, 04:33:07 pm »
The bull pen blew the lead but don't forget that Keuchel walked two minor leaguers which led to Texas' first two runs.
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« Reply #73 on: April 12, 2015, 04:33:08 pm »
0-19 but who's counting
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The bull pen blew the lead but don't forget that Keuchel walked two minor leaguers which led to Texas' first two runs.

I'm not blaming Keuchel for giving up two runs in this game.  The improved bullpen has been shit today.
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« Reply #75 on: April 12, 2015, 04:36:41 pm »
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0-19 but who's counting

Number 19 was a damn good swing and hard contact. Promising.
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0-19 but who's counting

At least that was a big league AB.
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« Reply #77 on: April 12, 2015, 04:40:23 pm »
T9:

Gattis finally hits one well, but it's right at the LF for an F7
Castro singles to LF
Rasmus strikes out swinging
Marwin pops up to SS to end the inning

Bottom of the 9th, and after all that, the still need at least 6 more outs.

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« Reply #78 on: April 12, 2015, 04:41:05 pm »
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The bull pen blew the lead but don't forget that Keuchel walked two minor leaguers which led to Texas' first two runs.

There is no fucking way you just pinned this shitfest on Keuchel.  No fucking way.
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« Reply #79 on: April 12, 2015, 04:44:10 pm »
Rasmus swung through the hangiest slider I've ever seen for strike 3.
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There is no fucking way you just pinned this shitfest on Keuchel.  No fucking way.

Color me unsurprised.
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« Reply #81 on: April 12, 2015, 04:45:44 pm »
Why the fuck was Sipp not pitching in the 8th instead of Thatcher?
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« Reply #82 on: April 12, 2015, 04:47:24 pm »
We go to extra innings.  Motherfucker.  What a waste of a fantastic pitching performance. 
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« Reply #83 on: April 12, 2015, 04:47:41 pm »
Thank you, Tony Sipp!
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Why the fuck was Sipp not pitching in the 8th instead of Thatcher?
I would love to ask A.J. that.
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« Reply #86 on: April 12, 2015, 04:54:36 pm »
Yeah, this ump's strike zone just got larger.
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« Reply #87 on: April 12, 2015, 04:54:55 pm »
If only George were smiling, then all would be right in the world.
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« Reply #88 on: April 12, 2015, 04:56:19 pm »
Are you fucking kidding me? That pitch hasn't been a strike ONCE this whole FUCKING game. Fuck this home plate ump.
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« Reply #89 on: April 12, 2015, 05:02:32 pm »
Good God. COME ON BULLPEN. STOP BEING TERRIBLE.
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« Reply #90 on: April 12, 2015, 05:08:02 pm »
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« Reply #91 on: April 12, 2015, 05:08:58 pm »
I was having a good day, you know. 
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« Reply #92 on: April 12, 2015, 05:11:40 pm »
Nice catch by Springer.
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« Reply #93 on: April 12, 2015, 05:11:43 pm »
Well, now he's dancing and smiling.
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« Reply #94 on: April 12, 2015, 05:11:59 pm »
Sweet catch by Springer!
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« Reply #95 on: April 12, 2015, 05:12:04 pm »
HOLY SHIT! SPRINGER!!!!!
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« Reply #96 on: April 12, 2015, 05:12:25 pm »
Well one thing is for sure, Gattis is due
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« Reply #97 on: April 12, 2015, 05:13:58 pm »
SPRINGER!!!!
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« Reply #98 on: April 12, 2015, 05:14:14 pm »
That ball was over the fence.  It was a game-winning, walk-off salami that Springer saved.
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« Reply #99 on: April 12, 2015, 05:15:43 pm »
Hey ump, either 3 inches off the plate is a strike or it isn't. You don't get to just flip a coin each time.
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« Reply #100 on: April 12, 2015, 05:16:08 pm »
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Hey ump, either 3 inches off the plate is a strike or it isn't. You don't get to just flip a coin each time.

I've missed you.
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« Reply #101 on: April 12, 2015, 05:17:40 pm »
Malbueno
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« Reply #102 on: April 12, 2015, 05:17:49 pm »
I love how Valbuena nonchalantly grounds into easy double plays, as if he's riding a fucking bicycle.
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« Reply #103 on: April 12, 2015, 05:17:56 pm »
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I've missed you.

Now that I can actually watch the games again, I'll be around swearing and ranting a lot more.
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I love how Valbuena nonchalantly grounds into easy double plays, as if he's riding a fucking bicycle.

Are you fucking kidding me?! TWICE today.
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« Reply #105 on: April 12, 2015, 05:18:34 pm »
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Now that I can actually watch the games again, I'll be around swearing and ranting a lot more.

The GZ is alive again!!
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« Reply #106 on: April 12, 2015, 05:19:09 pm »
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Now that I can actually watch the games again, I'll be around swearing and ranting a lot more.

You can do it for both of us, since I may only be able to catch the Astros when they play the damn Rangers.
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #107 on: April 12, 2015, 05:19:54 pm »
Oh, Gattis.
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« Reply #108 on: April 12, 2015, 05:20:00 pm »
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Well one thing is for sure, Gattis is due

Not yet.
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« Reply #109 on: April 12, 2015, 05:20:19 pm »
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Well one thing is for sure, Gattis is due

Well you can't break out of it watching strike 3.
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You can do it for both of us, since I may only be able to catch the Astros when they play the damn Rangers.

Get DirecTV.
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« Reply #111 on: April 12, 2015, 05:20:31 pm »
0 for the season.
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Oh, Gattis.

Strike one was a ball. Gattis looked like he was pondering clubbing the home plate umpire after he called it.
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Are you fucking kidding me?! TWICE today.

How do you say "rally killer" in Spanish?
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« Reply #114 on: April 12, 2015, 05:23:11 pm »
This is the problem with extra innings on the road.  If you don't score, you have to play at least *two* more innings.

But why do I get the feeling that it doesn't matter if they played an extra two innings or two hundred, the Astros simply incapable of scoring another run?
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« Reply #115 on: April 12, 2015, 05:27:08 pm »
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How do you say "rally killer" in Spanish?

Google Translate says - mitin asesino

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« Reply #116 on: April 12, 2015, 05:30:22 pm »
Springer my love
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Springer my love

Well, thanks for that. Whatever that was.
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Well, thanks for that. Whatever that was.

What it was, was fucking creepy. 
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« Reply #119 on: April 12, 2015, 05:36:07 pm »
Villar has to take off here, doesn't he?  That's the point of pinch running with him.
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« Reply #120 on: April 12, 2015, 05:38:48 pm »
There we go.  Villar takes 2B.
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There we go.  Villar takes 2B.

On a play you don't see very often. Foul tip and Corp had a shot to still make the throw, but couldn't get the ball out of his hand.
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« Reply #122 on: April 12, 2015, 05:40:17 pm »
Now need a 2-out hit.
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« Reply #123 on: April 12, 2015, 05:40:55 pm »
Damnit. This team is the anti-clutch.
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On a play you don't see very often. Foul tip and Corp had a shot to still make the throw, but couldn't get the ball out of his hand.

Yeah, those are tough.  The ball is in your glove, but maybe not where it would be if you caught it cleanly.  Make the glove to hand transfer difficult, and it's hard to get a grip on the ball sometimes. 
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Damnit. This team is the anti-clutch.

There is no fucking way they score again today.  Maybe not this month. 
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« Reply #126 on: April 12, 2015, 05:44:23 pm »
At 3:31, we were in the bottom of the 7th with a 4-run lead.  It's now nearly 6:00.
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There is no fucking way they score again today.  Maybe not this month.

The highlight of extra innings is going to be the anchor back at the sports desk not knowing what New Orleans NBA mascot is, I suspect.
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« Reply #128 on: April 12, 2015, 05:47:08 pm »
Why did Peguero point to the sky after taking strike three?  Is he thanking God for the punch out?
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« Reply #129 on: April 12, 2015, 05:48:32 pm »
Conger's catcher's gear looks like shit.
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Why did Peguero point to the sky after taking strike three?  Is he thanking God for the punch out?

I had the exact same thought. Why would you do that?
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I had the exact same thought. Why would you do that?

Thank you God, for helping me take that belt-high fastball down the center of the plate. 
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« Reply #132 on: April 12, 2015, 05:51:26 pm »
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Conger's catcher's gear looks like shit.

What do you mean? The condition? The style?
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« Reply #133 on: April 12, 2015, 05:51:33 pm »
Too bad we didn't use these guys that are mowing down the Rangers now when we were protecting a lead.
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« Reply #134 on: April 12, 2015, 05:51:43 pm »
Harris with perfect inning
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The highlight of extra innings is going to be the anchor back at the sports desk not knowing what New Orleans NBA mascot is, I suspect.

The way the Rockets have been stepping on their dicks lately, I kind of hope this game goes 47 innings. 
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What do you mean? The condition? The style?

The style.  I'm assuming it's brand new.
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« Reply #137 on: April 12, 2015, 05:54:02 pm »
That yard sure cleared out.  I guess nobody wants to miss the early-bird special at Luby's. 
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« Reply #138 on: April 12, 2015, 05:57:58 pm »
This is fucking miserable.
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« Reply #139 on: April 12, 2015, 05:58:39 pm »
Ugh.
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« Reply #140 on: April 12, 2015, 05:58:46 pm »
In other news, Spieth just won the Masters.
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« Reply #141 on: April 12, 2015, 06:01:47 pm »
"Fuck this shit. This game is never going to end. Time to switch to basketball!"
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« Reply #142 on: April 12, 2015, 06:02:23 pm »
They kept saying the Astros game would be switched to the alt channel, but it's not.
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« Reply #143 on: April 12, 2015, 06:05:33 pm »
Nice play, short stuff.
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« Reply #144 on: April 12, 2015, 06:05:47 pm »
yes it is.    1697 on u-verse  i can't go back and see the other channels.  but they had them listed an inning or two back.
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yes it is.    1697 on u-verse  i can't go back and see the other channels.  but they had them listed an inning or two back.

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« Reply #146 on: April 12, 2015, 06:08:31 pm »
Valbuena sucks. I'm tired of of his shit already.
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« Reply #147 on: April 12, 2015, 06:08:31 pm »
Valbueno hit the shit out of that one.
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yes it is.    1697 on u-verse  i can't go back and see the other channels.  but they had them listed an inning or two back.

Not on DirecTV alternate.  I'm having to watch Fox. 

BTW, is Gattis still due?
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« Reply #149 on: April 12, 2015, 06:09:49 pm »
Holy fucking shit...Evan Gattis is on base!!!
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« Reply #150 on: April 12, 2015, 06:10:15 pm »
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Not on DirecTV alternate.  I'm having to watch Fox. 

BTW, is Gattis still due?

he walked.


they really did list them all.  I only looked for my alternate channel.

bill said to logon to roots and find the alternate channel.

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« Reply #151 on: April 12, 2015, 06:10:39 pm »
Congs!!!!!!!
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« Reply #152 on: April 12, 2015, 06:10:51 pm »
KA-..... KONG?

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he walked.


they really did list them all.  I only looked for my alternate channel.

bill said to logon to roots and find the alternate channel.



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« Reply #154 on: April 12, 2015, 06:11:17 pm »
Conger Donger!
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« Reply #155 on: April 12, 2015, 06:11:49 pm »
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Conger with a 2-run job.

My dog just ran in terror as I yelled "GET OUT! GET THE FUCK OUT!"
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My dog just ran in terror as I yelled "GET OUT! GET THE FUCK OUT!"


all that popped into my mind was Pence running through a glass door.
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all that popped into my mind was Pence running through a glass door.

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« Reply #159 on: April 12, 2015, 06:14:15 pm »
Where the hell did the game just go? DirecTV alternative has nothing.
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« Reply #161 on: April 12, 2015, 06:16:36 pm »
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I was about to settle in to deal with the fuckstick Ranger announce team.

They haven't been too awful today, surprisingly.
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« Reply #162 on: April 12, 2015, 06:17:21 pm »
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Where the hell did the game just go? DirecTV alternative has nothing.
Have to go to the Rangers broadcast. A few channels up. No idea why it's not on the alternate like they claim.
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Not on DirecTV alternate.  I'm having to watch Fox. 

BTW, is Gattis still due?

Found it. Not sure why Root didn't get it right.
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« Reply #164 on: April 12, 2015, 06:18:49 pm »
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Have to go to the Rangers broadcast. A few channels up. No idea why it's not on the alternate like they claim.

Thanks. I got to miss the home run and I get to listen to the Rangers broadcast team. At least the Astros are looking good.
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« Reply #165 on: April 12, 2015, 06:18:58 pm »
This Marisnick kid is pretty slick in CF.
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« Reply #166 on: April 12, 2015, 06:19:56 pm »
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At 3:31, we were in the bottom of the 7th with a 4-run lead.  It's now nearly 6:00.

I just got up from a much needed two-hour nap.  This game is still going on.
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« Reply #167 on: April 12, 2015, 06:20:32 pm »
Is the air raid siren when Fielder comes up to warn everyone to hide their nachos so Prince isn't distracted while batting?
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« Reply #168 on: April 12, 2015, 06:21:08 pm »
He did NOT just say that the last pitcher for the Astros is their lawn man. He did not just flipping say that.
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This Marisnick kid is pretty slick in CF.

I'm very hopeful that he will hit.
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« Reply #170 on: April 12, 2015, 06:21:47 pm »
nice block conger.
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« Reply #171 on: April 12, 2015, 06:22:32 pm »
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Is the air raid siren when Fielder comes up to warn everyone to hide their nachos so Prince isn't distracted while batting?

Holy shit, that's funny.
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« Reply #172 on: April 12, 2015, 06:23:24 pm »
Dedundo needs to get his third out already.
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« Reply #173 on: April 12, 2015, 06:23:26 pm »
Fuck.  The Astros are determined to not win this game.
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« Reply #174 on: April 12, 2015, 06:23:59 pm »
Jeezus Kee-rist.
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« Reply #175 on: April 12, 2015, 06:25:56 pm »
goodness gracious, hbp or not hbp??
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« Reply #176 on: April 12, 2015, 06:26:16 pm »
Conger with another nice stop. Pussy Ranger thinks he got hit.
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« Reply #177 on: April 12, 2015, 06:26:23 pm »
I can't fucking stand this.  Having to listen to the Rangers broadcast, the Astros fucking up...
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« Reply #178 on: April 12, 2015, 06:26:36 pm »
Oh, good grief.
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« Reply #179 on: April 12, 2015, 06:26:52 pm »
Sure looks like it hit him.
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« Reply #180 on: April 12, 2015, 06:27:38 pm »
I'm going back to bed now.
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I can't fucking stand this.  Having to listen to the Rangers broadcast, the Astros fucking up...
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« Reply #182 on: April 12, 2015, 06:28:15 pm »
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« Reply #183 on: April 12, 2015, 06:28:37 pm »
I think Ashby is the only one that can't see it.
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« Reply #184 on: April 12, 2015, 06:29:02 pm »
The dick tripping from the bullpen today has been brutal.
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« Reply #185 on: April 12, 2015, 06:29:08 pm »
Hoss just said, "We're the Astros. We do stuff like this."
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« Reply #186 on: April 12, 2015, 06:30:10 pm »
Nice shot of Fielder digging for nacho chips in his pants.
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« Reply #187 on: April 12, 2015, 06:30:11 pm »
just get the out already.  i have homework i should have been doing.

seriously, is conger really that bad of a catcher?
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #188 on: April 12, 2015, 06:30:37 pm »
Holy shit. Get the third out already. Please.
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #189 on: April 12, 2015, 06:30:39 pm »
Quote from: BudGirl on April 12, 2015, 06:30:11 pm
just get the out already.  i have homework i should have been doing.

seriously, is conger really that bad of a catcher?

He got crossed up, but yes.
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #190 on: April 12, 2015, 06:31:12 pm »
Finally!

I'm fucking exhausted
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #191 on: April 12, 2015, 06:31:25 pm »
finally, the rangers lose
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #192 on: April 12, 2015, 06:31:30 pm »
Finally!
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #193 on: April 12, 2015, 06:31:35 pm »
FINALLY. Thank you, Springer.
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #194 on: April 12, 2015, 06:32:24 pm »
4 hours 24 minutes
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #195 on: April 12, 2015, 06:33:20 pm »
Quote from: BudGirl on April 12, 2015, 06:32:24 pm
4 hours 24 minutes

I could've cooked something in the crockpot in that time.
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #196 on: April 12, 2015, 06:34:11 pm »
Go do your homework BudGirl, no more excuses.
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #197 on: April 12, 2015, 06:43:54 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on April 12, 2015, 06:34:11 pm
Go do your homework BudGirl, no more excuses.

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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #198 on: April 12, 2015, 06:51:54 pm »
It wasn't pretty, but they wouldn't have won that game last year. Or the year before that.  Or the year before that.
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #199 on: April 12, 2015, 08:50:12 pm »
Was at the game today. That play Springer made was unreal
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #200 on: April 12, 2015, 09:44:43 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on April 12, 2015, 06:43:54 pm
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #201 on: April 12, 2015, 11:14:56 pm »
Quote from: doyce7 on April 12, 2015, 08:50:12 pm
Was at the game today. That play Springer made was unreal

Welcome to the jungle, doyce7.
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #202 on: April 12, 2015, 11:21:33 pm »
Spidey Springer.

I didn't realize this:

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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #203 on: April 13, 2015, 05:28:33 am »
Quote from: BudGirl on April 12, 2015, 03:22:19 pm
Did OWA have a magic 8-ball at one time?

I distinctly recall that.
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #204 on: April 13, 2015, 05:33:08 pm »
Quote from: doyce7 on April 12, 2015, 08:50:12 pm
Was at the game today. That play Springer made was unreal
Welcome.  Great first post.
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #205 on: April 13, 2015, 07:01:08 pm »
Quote from: Nate Colbert on April 12, 2015, 11:14:56 pm
Welcome to the jungle, doyce7.

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Welcome.  Great first post.
Thanks for welcomes. Happy to be here. I'll representing in ranger country

Go 'Stros!!!
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #206 on: April 13, 2015, 09:06:41 pm »
Quote from: doyce7 on April 13, 2015, 07:01:08 pm
Thanks for welcomes. Happy to be here. I'll representing in ranger country

Go 'Stros!!!

There are a few of us fellow travelers up here.
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Re: Astros @ Rainjizz April 12, 2015
« Reply #207 on: April 13, 2015, 09:08:28 pm »
Quote from: juliogotay on April 13, 2015, 09:06:41 pm
There are a few of us fellow travelers up here.
Glad to see I'm not alone. Funny that when I moved here in 04 this wasn't really even ranger country. Was a mix of Astros and rangers ha
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