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Athletics @ Astros August 26, 2014
« on: August 26, 2014, 02:34:38 pm »
Your lineups for tonight's tilt:

Athletics

CFCoco Crisp (S)
RFCraig Gentry (R)
3BJosh Donaldson (R)
DHDerek Norris (R)
LFJonny Gomes (R)
1BNate Freiman (R)
2BA. Callaspo (S)
CGeovany Soto (R)
SSAndy Parrino (S)
Jason Hammel (R)  (9-10, 3.84)

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LF Robbie Grossman (S)
2B Jose Altuve (R)
DH Chris Carter (R)
CF Dexter Fowler (S)
C Jason Castro (L)
SS Marwin Gonzalez (S)
1B J. Singleton (L)
RF Jake Marisnick (R)
3B Gregorio Petit (R)
HOU: Dallas Keuchel (L)  (10-9, 3.12)
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Re: Athletics @ Astros August 26, 2014
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2014, 05:02:19 pm »
I'm so excited!  I get to go to the Astros game for the second night in a row!  Maybe I can get another Ziegenbock! :D :D :D
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Re: Athletics @ Astros August 26, 2014
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2014, 07:40:09 pm »
Ho Chen is seeking your cutest dog photos and Ashby loves it. Blow it up AT&T. 

1-0 A's going into B2.

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Re: Athletics @ Astros August 26, 2014
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2014, 07:59:41 pm »
Gomes totally robs Carter of a 2 RBIs.

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Re: Athletics @ Astros August 26, 2014
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2014, 08:03:19 pm »
There have been several hard-hit well-played balls.
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Re: Athletics @ Astros August 26, 2014
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2014, 08:04:40 pm »
Yes, but that one was particularly annoying. Made me say a bad word out loud.  
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Re: Athletics @ Astros August 26, 2014
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2014, 08:16:29 pm »
Fowler smacks one to RF. Athletics 2-1. No outs. 4th inning.

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Re: Athletics @ Astros August 26, 2014
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2014, 08:52:35 pm »
Another good start for the Astros. Keuchel keeping em in it through six.  Still 2-1 A's, but the "heart" of the order coming up for the good guys.

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Re: Athletics @ Astros August 26, 2014
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2014, 08:57:49 pm »
I think the heart has a murmur.
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Re: Athletics @ Astros August 26, 2014
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2014, 09:06:46 pm »
It does. On to good news: Appel with 7 innings of shutout ball so far for the Hooks and the Redhawks, in a tight race for a playoff, are whipping up on the Isotopes.

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Re: Athletics @ Astros August 26, 2014
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2014, 09:17:20 pm »
I wish I hadn't cut Hammel from my FBBT.
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Re: Athletics @ Astros August 26, 2014
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2014, 09:20:59 pm »
I would tweet a picture of my dog Phoebe but I don't have a twitter account and Phoebe wont quit hassling that frog in the back yard and come in to get her picture taken.
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Re: Athletics @ Astros August 26, 2014
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2014, 09:24:09 pm »
I think Dierker handles Ashby better than Brownie.
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Re: Athletics @ Astros August 26, 2014
« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2014, 09:25:53 pm »
I think Dierker handles Ashby better than Brownie.
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Re: Athletics @ Astros August 26, 2014
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2014, 09:29:14 pm »
Ashby is better at PBP and Dierker is done some great color the last two days.

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Re: Athletics @ Astros August 26, 2014
« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2014, 09:33:52 pm »
First fielding mistake by the A's I've seen.

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Re: Athletics @ Astros August 26, 2014
« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2014, 09:36:28 pm »
Wow, is he going to do this every night?

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Re: Athletics @ Astros August 26, 2014
« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2014, 09:36:45 pm »
Three run bomb Chris Carter!!!
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Re: Athletics @ Astros August 26, 2014
« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2014, 09:37:55 pm »
Dierker, "he did admire it too long, but he knew where it was going."
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Re: Athletics @ Astros August 26, 2014
« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2014, 09:41:08 pm »
Carter does his thing. And the Astros take the lead 4-2 going into the ninth.
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Re: Athletics @ Astros August 26, 2014
« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2014, 09:42:17 pm »
Qualls in to drive the nails.
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Re: Athletics @ Astros August 26, 2014
« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2014, 09:43:13 pm »
Carter has become quite the clutch bomber lately.

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Re: Athletics @ Astros August 26, 2014
« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2014, 09:44:16 pm »
Dierker, "Matt Dominguez throws as well as any third baseman I've ever seen." One nail hammered.
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Re: Athletics @ Astros August 26, 2014
« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2014, 09:46:38 pm »
Grossman catches a flyball in left field. Two nails.
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Re: Athletics @ Astros August 26, 2014
« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2014, 09:49:29 pm »
Full count. Strike three called, last nail driven. Coffin closed. Astros win!
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Re: Athletics @ Astros August 26, 2014
« Reply #25 on: August 26, 2014, 09:54:20 pm »
Great to see a comeback win.  Kind of forgot what they looked like.

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Re: Athletics @ Astros August 26, 2014
« Reply #26 on: August 26, 2014, 09:55:43 pm »
Ashby is better at PBP

Better than what?!?!  The only good part of the CSN debacle is not suffering through him.  I did catch him butchering the call of Carter's HR.
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Re: Athletics @ Astros August 26, 2014
« Reply #27 on: August 26, 2014, 10:00:20 pm »
And nobody made me drink ziegenbock.
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Re: Athletics @ Astros August 26, 2014
« Reply #28 on: August 26, 2014, 10:14:09 pm »
Intriguing.
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Re: Athletics @ Astros August 26, 2014
« Reply #29 on: August 27, 2014, 03:47:33 pm »
Better than what?!?!  The only good part of the CSN debacle is not suffering through him.  I did catch him butchering the call of Carter's HR.

Better than him doing color where he is more likely to try and make "jokes."