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Astros @ Red Sox August 16, 2014
« on: August 16, 2014, 05:23:48 pm »
Your lineups for tonight's tilt:

Astros

LFRobbie Grossman (S)
2BJose Altuve (R)
DHChris Carter (R)
CFDexter Fowler (S)
CJason Castro (L)
1BJ. Singleton (L)
RFJake Marisnick (R)
SSMarwin Gonzalez (S)
3BGregorio Petit (R)
Brad Peacock (R)  (3-8, 5.25)

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3B Brock Holt (L)
2B Dustin Pedroia (R)
DH David Ortiz (L)
LF Yoenis Cespedes (R)
1B Mike Napoli (R)
RF Daniel Nava (S)
SS Xander Bogaerts (R)
CF Jackie Bradley (L)
C C. Vazquez (R)
BOS: Rubby De La Rosa (R)  (4-4, 3.21)
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox August 16, 2014
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2014, 06:56:19 pm »
3-1 Astros in the bottom of the second.

Apparently Carter had a SF RBI?

Anyway, one out, runner on second for the sawx.
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox August 16, 2014
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2014, 07:12:04 pm »
An hour to complete 2 innings, gripping stuff.
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox August 16, 2014
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2014, 07:21:51 pm »
5-1 after a Petit 2-run double.

It will be fascinating to see just how bad the Texans are this year.
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox August 16, 2014
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2014, 07:33:03 pm »
5-3 in the bottom of the third.  Peacock coming out.
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox August 16, 2014
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2014, 07:36:06 pm »
5-3 in the bottom of the third.  Peacock coming out.

Ortiz hit a 2 run shot for his 400th career home run as a reddish stocking.
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox August 16, 2014
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2014, 07:39:15 pm »
Altuve with a rare CS.  He was out by a foot.

5-3 bottom of the 4th.  One out, none on. Carter up.
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox August 16, 2014
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2014, 07:39:51 pm »
5-3 bottom of the 4th.  One out, none on. Carter up.

Did Carter get traded?
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox August 16, 2014
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2014, 07:40:03 pm »
Costly caught stealing as the next pitch delivers a cHRis carter solo shot.
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox August 16, 2014
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2014, 07:41:31 pm »
Altuve with a rare CS.  He was out by a foot.

5-3 bottom of the 4th.  One out, none on. Carter up.

Jose would do better if he slid on his arse instead of his face.
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox August 16, 2014
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2014, 07:42:09 pm »
Did Carter get traded?

Accuracy?  You came here for accuracy?

In my defense, it's hard to tell the two ballparks apart.
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox August 16, 2014
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2014, 09:39:26 pm »
Ortiz is a one man wrecking crew.
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox August 16, 2014
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2014, 09:41:22 pm »
Ortiz is a one man wrecking crew.

Ties career high with 6 RBI in a game.  Fifth time he's done that.
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox August 16, 2014
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2014, 09:43:34 pm »
Well, shitfuck.
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox August 16, 2014
« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2014, 09:45:55 pm »
They're still playing? Fuck, maybe they need to speed this up after all.
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox August 16, 2014
« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2014, 09:47:34 pm »
They're still playing? Fuck, maybe they need to speed this up after all.

Playing?  It's all relative.
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox August 16, 2014
« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2014, 09:49:56 pm »
It takes a while for all of those guys to circle the bases.
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox August 16, 2014
« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2014, 09:52:45 pm »
How about that Texans special teams?
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox August 16, 2014
« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2014, 09:58:20 pm »
How about that Texans special teams?

Looking less 'special' and more special.

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Re: Astros @ Red Sox August 16, 2014
« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2014, 09:59:53 pm »
Oh, no. Football talk in the GZ. That's going to burn Brand's tamales.
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