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Astros @ Phightins August 7, 2014
« on: August 07, 2014, 02:12:35 pm »
Note: Tonight's starter for the Phightins is now TBD in light of the trade today of tonight's previously scheduled starter, Roberto Hernandez, to the Dojers. Lineups to follow shortly after they come out.

Here are your lineups for tonight's tilt:

Astros

2BJose Altuve (R)
CJason Castro (L)
LFChris Carter (R)
RFRobbie Grossman (S)
1BJ. Singleton (L)
3BMatt Dominguez (R)
SSMarwin Gonzalez (S)
CFJake Marisnick (R)
PCollin McHugh (R)
Collin McHugh (R)  (4-9, 3.32)

Phightins

CF Ben Revere (L)
SS Jimmy Rollins (S)
2B Chase Utley (L)
1B Ryan Howard (L)
RF Marlon Byrd (R)
LF Grady Sizemore (L)
C Carlos Ruiz (R)
3B Cody Asche (L)
P Sean O'Sulllivan (R)
PHI: Sean O'Sullivan (0-1 6.35)
« Last Edit: August 07, 2014, 06:06:09 pm by Mr. Happy »
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Re: Astros @ Phightins August 7, 2014
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2014, 03:24:24 pm »
Between the two teams they have a complete lineup.
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Re: Astros @ Phightins August 7, 2014
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2014, 06:39:54 pm »
Astros 3-0. Bottom of 2nd, 1 out.

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Re: Astros @ Phightins August 7, 2014
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2014, 06:43:36 pm »
Ruiz singles into CF, Byrd scores from 2nd. Astros 3-1. Bottom of the 2nd, 1 out. Runners on 1st and 2nd.

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End of the 2nd - Astros 3-1
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2014, 06:44:53 pm »
Howard - K swinging
Byrd - Single to LF
Sizemore - Singles through the 3B side of Dominguez into LF
Ruiz - Single to CF
Asche - Grounds to SS, Ruiz out at 2nd, Sizemore gets caught in rundown going to 3B.

End of the 2nd. Astros 3-1.

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Re: Astros @ Phightins August 7, 2014
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2014, 06:49:14 pm »
2-run HR for Chris Carter. Astros 5-1. No outs. 3rd Inning.

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Re: Astros @ Phightins August 7, 2014
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2014, 06:49:27 pm »
Chris Carter is strong.
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Re: Astros @ Phightins August 7, 2014
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2014, 06:50:07 pm »
2nd 2-run HR for Carter. Castro the other run in both. Krauss also had a HR tonight.

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Middle of the 3rd - Astros 5-1
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2014, 06:53:53 pm »
Castro -Infield single on slow grounder to SS
Carter - HR
Krauss - BB
Singleton - Fielder's choice to 2nd basemen, Krauss out at 2nd
Dominguez - 6-4-3 DP

Middle of the 3rd. Astros 5-1

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End of the 3rd - Astros 5-1
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2014, 07:00:34 pm »
O'Sullivan - K looking
Revere - Fly out to LF
Rollins - K swinging

End of the 3rd. Astros 5-1

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Middle of the 4th - Astros 5-1
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2014, 07:07:48 pm »
Gonzalez - Nice bunt for a single
Marisnick - Fielder's choice to SS, Marisnick safe at 1B
McHugh - Sac Bunt, Marisnick to 2nd
Altuve - Flies out to CF

Middle of the 4th. Astros 5-1.

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End of the 4th - Astros 5-1
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2014, 07:17:07 pm »
Utley - Fly out to CF
Howard - Grounds out to 2nd
Byrd - K swinging

End of the 4th. Astros 5-1.

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Re: Astros @ Phightins August 7, 2014
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2014, 07:19:18 pm »
Chris Carter is strong.
Since the beginning of July, he's now hitting .311 with 11 HR in 106 ABs.
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Re: Astros @ Phightins August 7, 2014
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2014, 07:19:42 pm »
That video of a pissed off and confused Ron Washington just never vets old.
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Middle of the 5th - Astros 5-1
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2014, 07:25:59 pm »
Castro - Singles to LF
Carter - K swinging
Krauss - 4-6-3 DP

Middle of the 5th. Astros 5-1.

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End of the 5th - Astros 5-1
« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2014, 07:34:22 pm »
Sizemore - Ground out to 2nd
Ruiz - K swinging
Asche - Fly out to RF

End of the 5th. Astros 5-1.
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Re: Astros @ Phightins August 7, 2014
« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2014, 07:36:44 pm »
I wonder how long it will take for the Astros to show up on TV if the AT&T/DirectTV deal goes through.

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Middle of the 6th - Astros 5-1
« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2014, 07:41:26 pm »
Singleton - K swinging
Dominguez - Fly out to LF
Gonzalez - K swinging

Middle of the 6th. Astros 5-1.

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End of the 6th - Astros 5-1
« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2014, 07:51:24 pm »
Brignac - K swinging
Revere - High hopper to 2nd, ball slips out of Altuve's hand, infield single
Rollins - Line out to 1B, Singleton tags out Revere

End of the 6th. Astros 5-1.

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Re: Astros @ Phightins August 7, 2014
« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2014, 07:53:39 pm »
I wonder how long it will take for the Astros to show up on TV if the AT&T/DirectTV deal goes through.

Three years.
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Middle of the 7th - Astros 5-1
« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2014, 07:57:36 pm »
Marisnick - K's, but WP and makes it to 1st
McHugh - Bunts, FC, McHugh safe at 1st
Altuve - 5-4-3 DP

Middle of the 7th. Astros 5-1.

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Re: Astros @ Phightins August 7, 2014
« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2014, 07:59:53 pm »
I wonder if Howard Chen makes up the answers to his twitter questions. The answers are always from kcred195 and names like that.

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Re: Astros @ Phightins August 7, 2014
« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2014, 08:07:26 pm »
I wonder if Howard Chen makes up the answers to his twitter questions. The answers are always from kcred195 and names like that.

Maybe there should be a competition about who can get Howard Chen to answer their question first.  Of course I've only seen Howard Chen in person, never on tv. 
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« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2014, 08:08:32 pm »
I'm surprised he doesn't have a segment on Brenham radio.

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End of the 7th - Astros 5-1
« Reply #24 on: August 07, 2014, 08:10:59 pm »
Utley - Singles to RF
Howard - K swinging
Byrd - K looking
Sizemore - Flies out to SS

End of the 7th. Astros 5-1.

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« Reply #25 on: August 07, 2014, 08:11:15 pm »
I'm surprised he doesn't have a segment on Brenham radio.

he doesn't seem like a natural tractor salesman to me.
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Re: Astros @ Phightins August 7, 2014
« Reply #26 on: August 07, 2014, 08:17:10 pm »
Now, why isn't Bo PHing a righty for Krauss here? 8th inning, good chance to add to your not-huge 4-run lead, what am I missing?
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Middle of the 8th - Astros 5-1
« Reply #27 on: August 07, 2014, 08:17:28 pm »
Castro - Grounds out to 2nd
Carter - Singles to LF
Krauss - 4-6-3 DP

Middle of the 8th. Astros 5-1.

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« Reply #28 on: August 07, 2014, 08:18:46 pm »
Now, why isn't Bo PHing a righty for Krauss here? 8th inning, good chance to add to your not-huge 4-run lead, what am I missing?

Grossman? Petit?

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Re: Astros @ Phightins August 7, 2014
« Reply #29 on: August 07, 2014, 08:20:08 pm »
Castro - Grounds out to 2nd
Carter - Singles to LF
Krauss - 4-6-3 DP

Middle of the 8th. Astros 5-1.

You didn't have to be Nostradamus to see that 2nd-straight Krauss GIDP coming.

Grossman? Petit?
Isn't Hoes still on the roster? For that matter, Domingo Santana? I realize we're just talking about varying degrees of unlikely success here, but still.
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Re: Astros @ Phightins August 7, 2014
« Reply #30 on: August 07, 2014, 08:20:28 pm »
Fields in to pitch for the Astros.

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Re: Astros @ Phightins August 7, 2014
« Reply #31 on: August 07, 2014, 08:21:27 pm »
The Astros did a double switch.  Nice.
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Re: Astros @ Phightins August 7, 2014
« Reply #32 on: August 07, 2014, 08:22:09 pm »
Asche singles to LF, Ruiz scores from 2nd after a leadoff double. Astros 5-2. 8th inning no outs.

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« Reply #33 on: August 07, 2014, 08:25:52 pm »
Ump is giving the Astros pitchers some low strikes.

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Re: Astros @ Phightins August 7, 2014
« Reply #34 on: August 07, 2014, 08:28:05 pm »
Sipp in to pitch for Astros. 1 out in the 8th.

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Re: Astros @ Phightins August 7, 2014
« Reply #35 on: August 07, 2014, 08:32:29 pm »
How the fuck is that fucked up play at first base not a fuckin' error?
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« Reply #36 on: August 07, 2014, 08:33:27 pm »
I'll be fascinated to see just how this goes tits-up.
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« Reply #37 on: August 07, 2014, 08:35:13 pm »
How the fuck is that fucked up play at first base not a fuckin' error?

it didn't look that bad on radio.
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« Reply #38 on: August 07, 2014, 08:37:49 pm »
it didn't look that bad on radio.

I thought for sure you'd be taking advantage of restaurant week, out at a brasserie enjoying some Freedom food.
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« Reply #39 on: August 07, 2014, 08:38:41 pm »
I thought for sure you'd be taking advantage of restaurant week, out at a brasserie enjoying some Freedom food.

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« Reply #40 on: August 07, 2014, 08:40:44 pm »
it didn't look that bad on radio.

It was bad, we would have 3 outs by now if that play was made.
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« Reply #41 on: August 07, 2014, 08:40:50 pm »
Howard grand slam. yuck. Phillies 6-5.

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« Reply #42 on: August 07, 2014, 08:40:56 pm »
I'd like to see some creative cursing here.  I'm no good at it.
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« Reply #43 on: August 07, 2014, 08:41:24 pm »
That's hilarious.
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« Reply #44 on: August 07, 2014, 08:42:50 pm »
That's hilarious.

Sorry, I disagree...  being predictable does not make it hilarious.
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« Reply #45 on: August 07, 2014, 08:44:44 pm »
I'd like to see some creative cursing here.  I'm no good at it.
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End of the 8th - Phillies 6-5
« Reply #46 on: August 07, 2014, 08:44:57 pm »
Ruiz - (Fields in to pitch) Doubles to LF
Asche - Singles to RF, Ruiz scores from 2nd
Brown - K looking
Revere - Screwy infield single, Asche advances to 2nd
Rollins - Singles to LF, bases loaded
Utley - Flies out to LF, runners hold
Howard - Grand Salami
Byrd - Grounds out to SS

End of the 8th. Phillies 6-5.

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« Reply #47 on: August 07, 2014, 08:46:25 pm »
I'll be fascinated to see just how this goes tits-up.

There it is, can you look into that crystal ball and see when we will win one?.
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« Reply #48 on: August 07, 2014, 08:47:19 pm »
Papelbon in to pitch for the Phillies.

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Final. Phillies 6-5.
« Reply #49 on: August 07, 2014, 08:54:23 pm »
Singleton - K swinging
Dominguez -Flies out to 1st
Gonzalez - Grounds out to SS

Final. Phillies 6-5.

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« Reply #50 on: August 07, 2014, 08:55:50 pm »
This is just so fucking predictable. Is it really that hard to find a reliever who can occasionally get more outs than runs given up?
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Re: Final. Phillies 6-5.
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« Reply #52 on: August 07, 2014, 08:57:24 pm »
COCK-MOTHER-FUCKING-SUCKER!!!


how's that?

Pretty appropriate.
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« Reply #53 on: August 07, 2014, 09:06:17 pm »
This is just so fucking predictable. Is it really that hard to find a reliever who can occasionally get more outs than runs given up?

The games where we have a lead and then piss it away are hard to take, when we give up an early lead it seems to be easier to accept the fate.  I going out to the shed, pick up the club hammer and find something that needs to be hit really hard a few times.
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