It's an honor just to be...remembered for something I don't even remember.
Dark humor:
Doctor: I'm afraid I have bad news. Why don't you take a seat?
Patient: Ok. What is it?
Doctor: You've got cancer.
Patient: Wow, that's rough.
Doctor: Wait, it's worse.
Patient: How?
Doctor: You've also got Alzheimer's.
Patient: Wow... [perking up] ...well, at least I don't have cancer.