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Sea Crap @ Astros July 2, 2014
« on: July 02, 2014, 10:19:36 am »
Your lineups for today's matinee as the Good Guys try to salvage one game in this series:

Marin-turds

DHEndy Chavez (L)
CFJames Jones (L)
2BRobinson Cano (L)
3BKyle Seager (L)
1BLogan Morrison (L)
CJohn Buck (R)
RFM. Saunders (L)
LFDustin Ackley (L)
SSBrad Miller (L)
Chris Young (R)  (7-4, 3.15)

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2B Jose Altuve (R)
CF Alex Presley (L)
RF George Springer (R)
1B J. Singleton (L)
3B Matt Dominguez (R)
C Carlos Corporan (S)
LF Domingo Santana (R)
DH E. Hernandez (R)
SS Marwin Gonzalez (S)
HOU: Brad Peacock (R)  (2-4, 4.21)
« Last Edit: July 02, 2014, 01:08:30 pm by Mr. Happy »
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Re: Sea Crap @ Astros July 2, 2014
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2014, 10:26:41 am »
Cool to see Kike at DH, but how does this fucking DH thing work again?  If something were to happen to Marwin or Jose, Kike can fill in, correct?  And if he does, does that mean that the pitcher bats for the person he filled in for?
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Re: Sea Crap @ Astros July 2, 2014
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2014, 12:40:32 pm »
I'm about to walk over to the game.  I'm thinking the ONRs can't do to the Stros what they've done the last two nights.  By now they must have checked with their doctor about erections that last longer than 4 hours.
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Re: Sea Crap @ Astros July 2, 2014
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2014, 12:45:20 pm »
Quote from: jbm on July 02, 2014, 10:26:41 am
Cool to see Kike at DH, but how does this fucking DH thing work again?  If something were to happen to Marwin or Jose, Kike can fill in, correct?  And if he does, does that mean that the pitcher bats for the person he filled in for?

Yes, if he moves to 2nd for Altuve, the pitcher would go in Altuve's spot in the order. 
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Re: Sea Crap @ Astros July 2, 2014
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2014, 01:05:34 pm »
Wait, Endy Chavez is the Mariners' DH? We've gotten pummeled twice in a row by a team using Endy fucking Chavez as DH. Awesome. And of course the sad part is, he's probably still a better DH than Carter at this point.
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Re: Sea Crap @ Astros July 2, 2014
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2014, 01:28:35 pm »
0-0 Top 2, as the Astros go down in order in the bottom of the first.
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Re: Sea Crap @ Astros July 2, 2014
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2014, 01:45:55 pm »
0-0 Top 3
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Re: Sea Crap @ Astros July 2, 2014
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2014, 01:59:57 pm »
Marwin Gonzalex goes yard. 1-0 Top 4
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Re: Sea Crap @ Astros July 2, 2014
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2014, 02:11:39 pm »
Still 1-0 Top 5 Peacock at 59 pitches.
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Re: Sea Crap @ Astros July 2, 2014
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2014, 02:20:46 pm »
Kike pronounced Key-Kay, right?
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Re: Sea Crap @ Astros July 2, 2014
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2014, 02:22:12 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on July 02, 2014, 02:20:46 pm
Kike pronounced Key-Kay, right?
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Re: Sea Crap @ Astros July 2, 2014
« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2014, 02:26:21 pm »
Now that Domingo Santana is on the big club, I propose Matt Dominguez not be call Dingo or Domingo but Dingus instead.


Kiké!
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Re: Sea Crap @ Astros July 2, 2014
« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2014, 02:27:44 pm »
KiKe Homerandez with his first big league HR in the 5th! 
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Re: Sea Crap @ Astros July 2, 2014
« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2014, 02:28:30 pm »
Astros second hit also leaves the yard. First big league home run for Kike Hernandez. 2-0 Top 6
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Re: Sea Crap @ Astros July 2, 2014
« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2014, 02:31:16 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on July 02, 2014, 02:26:21 pm
Now that Domingo Santana is on the big club, I propose Matt Dominguez not be call Dingo or Domingo but Dingus instead.


Kiké!

I want them to hit back to back homeruns so we can all yell DOMINGO DOMINGUEZ DINGO DONGERS!
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Re: Sea Crap @ Astros July 2, 2014
« Reply #15 on: July 02, 2014, 02:41:59 pm »
Quote from: Bench on July 02, 2014, 02:31:16 pm
I want them to hit back to back homeruns so we can all yell DOMINGO DOMINGUEZ DINGO DONGERS!

You sir, are a jackass.


Also, Peacock is melting down in epic fashion.
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Re: Sea Crap @ Astros July 2, 2014
« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2014, 02:45:27 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on July 02, 2014, 02:41:59 pm
You sir, are a jackass.




And then maybe Springer can make it back-to-back-to-back homers and we'll have a real swell time.
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Re: Sea Crap @ Astros July 2, 2014
« Reply #17 on: July 02, 2014, 02:48:43 pm »
That went south fast.
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Re: Sea Crap @ Astros July 2, 2014
« Reply #18 on: July 02, 2014, 02:49:58 pm »
Peacock simply lost his release point. What a fucking shame.
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Re: Sea Crap @ Astros July 2, 2014
« Reply #19 on: July 02, 2014, 02:57:18 pm »
The Mariners have no infield assists through six frames. All flyball outs and strikeouts except for one groundball unassisted putout in the sixth.
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Re: Sea Crap @ Astros July 2, 2014
« Reply #20 on: July 02, 2014, 03:44:01 pm »
5-2 Top 9 Qualls on to pitch. The Astros only have three hits, two by Marwin Gonzalez.
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Re: Sea Crap @ Astros July 2, 2014
« Reply #21 on: July 02, 2014, 03:56:45 pm »
Jesus H. Christ... STOP WATCHING STRIKE 3!
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Re: Sea Crap @ Astros July 2, 2014
« Reply #22 on: July 02, 2014, 04:04:37 pm »
Watching Peacock fall apart was one of the strangest things I've ever seen.  I guess Mr. Happy was right, he just lost his release point, but it wasn't like a little bitty miscalculation.  It looked like he completely forgot how to let go of the ball.
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Re: Sea Crap @ Astros July 2, 2014
« Reply #23 on: July 02, 2014, 04:14:01 pm »
Santana with six strike outs in two games. He's settling in nicely with the team I'd say.

At least there was some production out of the DH spot today.
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Re: Sea Crap @ Astros July 2, 2014
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