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Johnny Baseball?
« on: June 07, 2014, 04:07:45 pm »
Johnny Maziel drafted by the Padres.
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Re: Johnny Baseball?
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2014, 04:14:14 pm »
the famous one or another one
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Re: Johnny Baseball?
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2014, 04:17:43 pm »
the famous one or another one

The one that played quarterback at Texas A&M.  The one who was the first round pick of the Cleveland Browns.  How many are there?
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Re: Johnny Baseball?
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2014, 04:29:01 pm »
The one that played quarterback at Texas A&M.  The one who was the first round pick of the Cleveland Browns.  How many are there?

There's already one too many. And I've got lots of Manziel on sundays in my future given that I'm in the Browns' television market.
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« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2014, 04:31:06 pm »
There's already one too many. And I've got lots of Manziel on sundays in my future given that I'm in the Browns' television market.

The good news is, every NFL game is available in every NFL market, every week.  So you should have no problem following the Texans.
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« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2014, 04:37:49 pm »
The good news is, every NFL game is available in every NFL market, every week.  So you should have no problem following the Texans.

I'll be sure to do just that. And I'm a Saints fan.
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« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2014, 05:18:32 pm »
I'll be sure to do just that. And I'm a Saints fan.

Two words:  Sunday Ticket
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« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2014, 05:55:25 am »
Two words:  Sunday Ticket

And I have a nine word retort for you: Can't get it in my complex. Too many trees.
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« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2014, 11:18:57 am »
And I have a nine word retort for you: Can't get it in my complex. Too many trees.

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Re: Johnny Baseball?
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2014, 12:55:08 pm »
Yeah, if DirecTV doesn't keep Sunday Ticket, I may have to finally give them up. Which will suck at the ranch, as satellite is my only option.
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Re: Johnny Baseball?
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2014, 03:07:52 pm »
There's already one too many. And I've got lots of Manziel on sundays in my future given that I'm in the Browns' television market.

I'm really looking forward to the first time he starts to scramble and gets his chest caved in by a 290 pound defensive end that runs as fast as he does.
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« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2014, 08:52:16 pm »
I'm really looking forward to the first time he starts to scramble and gets his chest caved in by a 290 pound defensive end that runs as fast as he does.
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« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2014, 09:06:14 pm »
Everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn.  What this book presupposes is, "Maybe he didn't?"

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Re: Johnny Baseball?
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2014, 10:30:49 pm »
Do you especially think that I'm not a genius?