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Random age fact
« on: May 27, 2014, 01:43:52 pm »
Kyle Farnsworth is closer in age to Charlie Kerfeld than he is to Jarred Cosart.
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Re: Random age fact
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2014, 02:11:32 pm »
Kerfeld would have ended his career in 2002 had he pitched to Farnsworth age.

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Re: Random age fact
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2014, 02:31:59 pm »
That's nothing.  Jim R is closer in age to Cy Young than he is to Cosart.

There hasn't been any old man smack in awhile.
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Re: Random age fact
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2014, 02:35:28 pm »
That's nothing.  Jim R is closer in age to Cy Young than he is to Cosart.

There hasn't been any old man smack in awhile.

Well played, sir. /golf clap/
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Re: Random age fact
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2014, 09:27:32 am »
That's nothing.  Jim R is closer in age to Cy Young than he is to Cosart.

There hasn't been any old man smack in awhile.

damn. how did I miss seeing this????
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Re: Random age fact
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2014, 10:57:00 am »
damn. how did I miss seeing this????
Geritol induced coma?
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Re: Random age fact
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2014, 03:10:13 pm »
damn. how did I miss seeing this????

Well, you know what the aging process does to the eyes.
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Re: Random age fact
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2014, 03:32:38 pm »
Well, you know what the aging process does to the eyes.

that ain't the worst of it
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Re: Random age fact
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2014, 04:18:20 pm »
i know its like when i hit 60 things started to change in ways i did not like
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Random age fact
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2014, 04:32:32 pm »
That's called 60 hitting back.
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Re: Random age fact
« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2014, 03:23:22 pm »
Here's another:

Milo Hamilton is closer in age to Albert Einstein than he is to Robert Ford.
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