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Astros @ Hated Sea Snails May 23, 2014
« on: May 23, 2014, 04:05:33 pm »
Your lineups for tonight's game slaughter (no Springer tonight):

Astros

2BJose Altuve (R)
CFDexter Fowler (S)
CJason Castro (L)
DHMatt Dominguez (R)
1BMarc Krauss (L)
RFAlex Presley (L)
LFL.J. Hoes (R)
3BMarwin Gonzalez (S)
SSJonathan Villar (S)
Rudy Owens (L)(0-0 0.00)


Scurvy Sailors

CF James Jones (L)
DH Stefen Romero (R)
2B Robinson Cano (L)
1B Justin Smoak (S)
3B Kyle Seager (L)
RF Cole Gillespie (R)
LF Dustin Ackley (L)
C Mike Zunino (R)
SS W. Bloomquist (R)
SEA: Felix Hernandez (R)  (5-1, 2.94)
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Re: Astros @ Hated Sea Snails May 23, 2014
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2014, 09:55:54 pm »
2-0 after two, in favor of the Sea Scabs.
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Re: Astros @ Hated Sea Snails May 23, 2014
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2014, 10:01:15 pm »
The Astros get one back in the top of the third. Astros 1 SeaTurds 2
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Re: Astros @ Hated Sea Snails May 23, 2014
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2014, 10:12:45 pm »
End of three, Astros 1 Seacrap 2
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Re: Astros @ Hated Sea Snails May 23, 2014
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2014, 10:15:05 pm »
Felix Hwenandez is striking out Astros at a rate of 1 out of two batters faced.
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Re: Astros @ Hated Sea Snails May 23, 2014
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2014, 10:33:26 pm »
This team is frustrating.  A runner can go from 1st to 3rd on a single to LF.

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Re: Astros @ Hated Sea Snails May 23, 2014
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2014, 10:36:45 pm »
After 4 innings of play it's now Astros 1 and the SeaFarts 3.
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Re: Astros @ Hated Sea Snails May 23, 2014
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2014, 10:42:33 pm »
Quote from: BudGirl on May 23, 2014, 10:33:26 pm
This team is frustrating.  A runner can go from 1st to 3rd on a single to LF.

LJ was snoozing.
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Re: Astros @ Hated Sea Snails May 23, 2014
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2014, 10:52:40 pm »
Quote from: Aussie Astro on May 23, 2014, 10:42:33 pm
LJ was snoozing.

It seems like because they wouldn't advance to 3rd on that play they assume no one else would and are lollygagging out there.
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Re: Astros @ Hated Sea Snails May 23, 2014
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2014, 10:54:20 pm »
After 5 it's the Astros 1 and the FeSeas 3.
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Re: Astros @ Hated Sea Snails May 23, 2014
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2014, 10:55:29 pm »
The Mariners sure got ugly uniforms.
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Re: Astros @ Hated Sea Snails May 23, 2014
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2014, 11:53:03 pm »
Final Score   - Seamen 6, Astros 1.

This team makes me drink.
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Re: Astros @ Hated Sea Snails May 23, 2014
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2014, 10:49:18 am »
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Re: Astros @ Hated Sea Snails May 23, 2014
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2014, 12:04:04 pm »
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Re: Astros @ Hated Sea Snails May 23, 2014
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2014, 12:12:43 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on May 24, 2014, 12:04:04 pm
Bad link, BG.

It's better that way.
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Re: Astros @ Hated Sea Snails May 23, 2014
« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2014, 06:01:36 pm »
Quote from: NeilT on May 24, 2014, 12:12:43 pm
It's better that way.

Covered it nicely.
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Re: Astros @ Hated Sea Snails May 23, 2014
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2014, 07:36:32 pm »
works fine for me. 



**please note, I originally forgot to hit the publish button.  sorry.
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Re: Astros @ Hated Sea Snails May 23, 2014
« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2014, 07:50:52 pm »
Quote from: BudGirl on May 24, 2014, 07:36:32 pm
works fine for me. 



**please note, I originally forgot to hit the publish button.  sorry.

It was probably a freudian slip, who really wants to relive a shitty game like that?
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Re: Astros @ Hated Sea Snails May 23, 2014
« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2014, 05:07:44 am »
Quote from: NeilT on May 24, 2014, 12:12:43 pm
It's better that way.

Nice work, counselor. Thanks for the walk down baseball memory lane!
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