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« on: April 23, 2014, 10:19:00 pm »
This is a recent Rotoworld take on the Astros' greatest pitcher. I was asked to bring it to your collective attention by a once active, now banned poster. And no, I'm not talking about Noe.

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Josh Fields earned his first save since April 2 and his second total in Tuesday's 5-2 win against Seattle, striking out one over a perfect ninth inning.

Outside of a shaky outing with a five-run lead earlier this month against the Blue Jays (3 runs, 2 earned), Fields hasn't coughed up a run, a stretch that has reached five straight appearances. Unless you play in an AL-only league, it's just too hard to own a Houston reliever in fantasy. Fields would hold some intrigue if the ninth-inning job was his, but he's going to keep sharing it with Anthony Bass, Chad Qualls, Matt Albers, and the guy from Section 157 that Bo Porter ran into outside the stadium before the game.

This was sent before today's game. Had I seen and posted it earlier it likely would have had more punch.

It's weird, our old friend popping up to share this, a pravata sighting. Maybe it's all down to Earth Day, I don't know.
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« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2014, 04:03:10 am »
I liked Pravata and what he brought here. But he probably was high maintenance.
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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2014, 05:26:33 am »
Albers would have been put in yesterday, but had a minor injury.

That's a pretty banal thing to want to post on a board you have been banned from.

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« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2014, 08:45:46 am »
I liked Pravata and what he brought here. But he probably was high maintenance.

From what I could tell pravata was zero maintenance. Which you can contrast with the outrageous amount of useful, interesting baseball posting he did.
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« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2014, 08:47:52 am »
From what I could tell pravata was zero maintenance. Which you can contrast with the outrageous amount of useful, interesting baseball posting he did.

This. Not necessarily better or worse, but a different place since he's been silent.
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« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2014, 08:48:22 am »
I liked Pravata and what he brought here. But he probably was high maintenance.

Not particularly, not any more than others. He was a valued contributor, and I'm personally sorry he left. And he's not banned, he's just moved on by his own wishes.
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« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2014, 08:53:04 am »
Though apparently he likes to reappear to complain about Astro baserunning and make Blazing Saddles references.

Also, chuck's "friend of the board" is obviously not Mr. ferret as he is talking about fantasy baseball.

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« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2014, 09:12:43 am »
This. Not necessarily better or worse, but a different place since he's been silent.

Very.
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« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2014, 10:16:08 am »
This. Not necessarily better or worse, but a different place since he's been silent.

Worse.
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« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2014, 10:39:46 am »
Worse.

He had me on ignore, and maybe I had him on ignore but can't remember. We had some long and ugly arguments, mostly about quotes that appeared in print, starting with why Jeff Kent went to LA. At one point I made fun of his beagle, which really wasn't very nice. I wasn't following the board much when he got in the later arguments and dropped off, so I have no clue what happened. I'm certain he's missed by many people, but we didn't get along very well. 
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« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2014, 10:45:02 am »
He had me on ignore, and maybe I had him on ignore but can't remember. We had some long and ugly arguments, mostly about quotes that appeared in print, starting with why Jeff Kent went to LA. At one point I made fun of his beagle, which really wasn't very nice. I wasn't following the board much when he got in the later arguments and dropped off, so I have no clue what happened. I'm certain he's missed by many people, but we didn't get along very well. 

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« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2014, 10:47:34 am »
People not getting along very well is one of my favorite aspects of this community.

It was fun in a way, but it doesn't happen much anymore.  People get run too quickly to really develop their personality quirks.
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« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2014, 10:47:46 am »
People not getting along very well is one of my favorite aspects of this community.

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« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2014, 10:48:53 am »
People not getting along very well is one of my favorite aspects of this community.

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« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2014, 10:49:50 am »
Though apparently he likes to reappear to complain about Astro baserunning and make Blazing Saddles references.

Also, chuck's "friend of the board" is obviously not Mr. ferret as he is talking about fantasy baseball.
I picked up on that too. Personally I think it's his good pal Richard Justice chuck's talking about.
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« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2014, 10:51:31 am »
It was fun in a way, but it doesn't happen much anymore.  People get run too quickly to really develop their personality quirks.
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« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2014, 11:00:44 am »
People not getting along very well is one of my favorite aspects of this community.

Asshole.
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« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2014, 11:28:18 am »
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« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2014, 11:34:57 am »
Now we're getting somewhere.
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« Reply #19 on: April 24, 2014, 12:20:02 pm »
Constant apathetic slapdickery.
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The rest are pretending, they put on a show
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« Reply #20 on: April 24, 2014, 12:21:58 pm »
Bring back HD.
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« Reply #21 on: April 24, 2014, 02:41:08 pm »
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« Reply #22 on: April 24, 2014, 02:54:54 pm »
HD was always nice to me.  So was Mind Boggler or something like that.  There was only one that if I knew he was I'd try to run him over with my car.  I think he posted as George or something like that.  Regardless, he was an idiot.
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« Reply #23 on: April 24, 2014, 03:03:54 pm »
Necktown just ain't the same.

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« Reply #24 on: April 24, 2014, 03:05:27 pm »
HD was always nice to me.  So was Mind Boggler or something like that.  There was only one that if I knew he was I'd try to run him over with my car.  I think he posted as George or something like that.  Regardless, he was an idiot.

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« Reply #25 on: April 24, 2014, 03:50:28 pm »
Bring back PoH.

PoH was before my time.  He must have been special though, and apparently pretty smart.
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« Reply #26 on: April 24, 2014, 04:55:45 pm »
PoH was before my time.  He must have been special though, and apparently pretty smart.

He was wicked. A battle with PoH was epic. Maybe one of our tech people can pull up some examples of his work.
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« Reply #27 on: April 24, 2014, 04:57:27 pm »
Bring back HD.

I'd like that. But I'm sure that the moderators would not.
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« Reply #28 on: April 24, 2014, 05:08:36 pm »
He was wicked. A battle with PoH was epic. Maybe one of our tech people can pull up some examples of his work.

What's readily available.
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« Reply #29 on: April 24, 2014, 05:13:54 pm »
What's readily available.

I remember when he won. He and I got along because we were both pro pitching. I made sure to never cross him though.
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« Reply #30 on: April 24, 2014, 05:32:00 pm »
I remember when he won. He and I got along because we were both pro pitching. I made sure to never cross him though.

I think I must have come on in '99 or 2000, and he was gone.  I think Michael N. was still around.  HD showed up about the same time I did, but HD argued with everybody, and it had more to do with economics than it did with baseball. 
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« Reply #31 on: April 24, 2014, 05:44:00 pm »
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« Reply #32 on: April 24, 2014, 05:48:29 pm »





Dicks.

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« Reply #33 on: April 24, 2014, 06:08:55 pm »
I think I must have come on in '99 or 2000, and he was gone.  I think Michael N. was still around.  HD showed up about the same time I did, but HD argued with everybody, and it had more to do with economics than it did with baseball. 

That and politics.
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« Reply #34 on: April 24, 2014, 06:16:20 pm »
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« Reply #35 on: April 24, 2014, 08:06:09 pm »
U FOO!!

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« Reply #36 on: April 24, 2014, 09:37:43 pm »
No excuses, I blew it. 

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« Reply #37 on: April 24, 2014, 09:49:24 pm »
No excuses, I blew it. 

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« Reply #38 on: April 24, 2014, 10:20:30 pm »
THEN U FOO!

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« Reply #39 on: April 28, 2014, 09:40:48 am »
HD was always nice to me. 

HD threatened to sue me because he was suing Enron and didn't want me saying things here that would derail his pointless tilting at an empty windmill valid case.
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« Reply #40 on: April 28, 2014, 09:46:12 am »
HD threatened to sue me because he was suing Enron and didn't want me saying things here that would derail his pointless tilting at an empty windmill valid case.

He was insane that way. I don't remember any scuffles with him on my end, but perhaps my memory isn't that good.
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« Reply #41 on: April 28, 2014, 10:02:52 am »
HD threatened to sue me because he was suing Enron and didn't want me saying things here that would derail his pointless tilting at an empty windmill valid case.

He seemed to really love Enron until he really hated Enron. How could anyone hate Enron?
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« Reply #42 on: April 28, 2014, 10:04:48 am »
He seemed to really love Enron until he really hated Enron. How could anyone hate Enron?

I actually felt pity for him, because the employees were duped like everyone else.
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« Reply #43 on: April 28, 2014, 11:05:28 am »
I actually felt pity for him, because the employees were duped like everyone else.

He was one of the analysts responsible for the financial models that Enron used.  I used to refer to that as him being in the engine room of the disaster - which is why he got upset, but that doesn't make it wrong.  He never challenged how I described what he did, he just asked me to stop saying it.  Clearly, I didn't listen.

I used to do work for Enron - procuring insurance for their independent power project constructions - all of which were 100% non-recourse financed which meant that they were set free to live (or die) on their own once Enron had set up the deal.  I have little sympathy for most of the people who worked there.  Middle management and above knew it was all bullshit, and were working to get their bonus money out asaFp.  They were all so stressed about it - long before the death spiral - that threatening physical violence during a meeting was not uncommon.  They routinely made - knowingly - ludicrous decisions that were purely to expedite their payday and that would be harmful to the project immediately afterwards.  The projects were doomed anyway, because they were based on financial models (see above) that were more puffed up than Chris Christie on all you can eat bean and cheese burrito night.

They all bitch and bleat about the money they lost.  But it was money they never had nor earned.  Yes, the stock price dropped from $90/share to nothing.  But they could have sold at 89, 88, 87, 86...  It was only frozen in the 401k between (IIRC) $18 and $14 - they all had plenty of time and more than enough warning to get out long before the lock down.  They simply refused to believe that their "everyone's a winner" lottery was over.

HD knew what was happening all along, which is why he was always railing against the bastions of Houston industry in here.  It is also why he asked Ken Lay, publicly, if he was on crack.  He was fired when they figured out that a long-term stalker of Enron in the Yahoo stock chat rooms turned out to be one of their in-house guys.  That's how he was outed here, when that story broke in the national news and we recognized his very unique style of discourse.
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« Reply #44 on: April 28, 2014, 02:15:46 pm »
The projects were doomed anyway, because they were based on financial models (see above) that were more puffed up than Chris Christie on all you can eat bean and cheese burrito night.


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« Reply #45 on: April 28, 2014, 02:45:44 pm »
You realize he has lost 100 pounds in the last year.

Don't interrupt, Limey's rolling.  Any minute now he may start in on West Ham.
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« Reply #46 on: April 28, 2014, 03:03:24 pm »
Don't interrupt, Limey's rolling.  Any minute now he may start in on West Ham.

Chris Christie ate six dozen west hams on Easter.
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« Reply #47 on: April 28, 2014, 03:16:16 pm »
You realize he has lost 100 pounds in the last year.

Good for him.  Only 200 more to go.
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« Reply #48 on: May 01, 2014, 02:02:03 pm »
Chris Christie ate six dozen west hams on Easter.

Good for him.  Only 200 more to go.
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