And here’s their chance to prove it – sweep the Cocksuckers from Queens to open the season and fling monkey shit upon the Derek Jeter retirement circle jerk.
Thems the Cocksuckers from the Bronx, but I understand old habits are tough to break.
And speaking of Jeter, is your squad going to give him one of these lame retirement gifts?
I mean considering that the Astros/Yanquis "rivalry" goes way to a number of months ago and that the end of his storied career is still six months away, I personally wouldn't go all out or spend too much. Maybe, considering the length of the relationship, perhaps one of those gift baskets he's been known to distribute following short-term encounters would be appropriate.
