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Malaysia Airlines MH370 missing
« on: March 08, 2014, 11:57:49 am »
Takes off at 12:30, they lose contact 2 hours later. 

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-26492748

Still no conclusive evidence of where it is.   Vietnamese Navy is claiming the aircraft went down ~153 miles south of Phu quoc Island (unverified information but Malaysia's transport minister has denied any crash scene had been identified- Reuters).

This was a Boeing 777-200.  How does a plane like that just disappear, in clear weather, with no communication from the Pilots? 

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« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2014, 02:11:52 pm »
Two of the passengers traveling on stolen passports.
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« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2014, 06:42:01 pm »
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/freescale-semiconductor-employees-confirmed-passengers-on-malaysia-airlines-flight-mh370-2014-03-08?reflink=MW_news_stmp

 AUSTIN, Texas, Mar 08, 2014 (BUSINESS WIRE) -- Freescale Semiconductor FSL -0.09% has confirmed that 20 of its employees were confirmed passengers on Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 en route from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing.
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« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2014, 08:05:42 pm »
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/freescale-semiconductor-employees-confirmed-passengers-on-malaysia-airlines-flight-mh370-2014-03-08?reflink=MW_news_stmp

 AUSTIN, Texas, Mar 08, 2014 (BUSINESS WIRE) -- Freescale Semiconductor FSL -0.09% has confirmed that 20 of its employees were confirmed passengers on Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 en route from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing.

Yikes. I know a bunch of people at Freescale. Time to start checking.
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« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2014, 06:01:48 am »
Yikes. I know a bunch of people at Freescale. Time to start checking.

This is the passenger manifest.
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« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2014, 09:45:23 am »
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« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2014, 10:02:48 am »
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« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2014, 10:05:19 am »
???

It's reminiscent of the fate of Oceanic flight 815, even down to the folks travelling with stolen identities.   
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« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2014, 10:10:44 am »
Coming up on 3 days since they lost contact, and still nothing. 
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« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2014, 10:43:29 am »
how bizarre is that   can a plane just vanish like that
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« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2014, 10:45:01 am »
how bizarre is that   can a plane just vanish like that

No.  The plane didn't "vanish", they just can't find it in the vast ocean.  But it's there.  Trust me.
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« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2014, 10:53:58 am »
No.  The plane didn't "vanish", they just can't find it in the vast ocean.  But it's there.  Trust me.

I don't know how deep the water is there, but the black boxes should be pinging away for someone to hear.
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« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2014, 11:10:26 am »
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« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2014, 11:20:28 am »
I don't know how deep the water is there, but the black boxes should be pinging away for someone to hear.
It took 2 years to find the boxes from the AirFrance crash between Brazil and Africa.
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« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2014, 11:31:11 am »
The sea in that area is 80 meters.  They found the debris of the AF flight in a day, but it took 2 years to find the black box, of course it was more 3000 meters below the surface.
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« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2014, 10:44:57 am »
so now the suspected terrorists are not terrorists just two guys who stole passports to seek asylum
 
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« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2014, 12:35:18 pm »
It took 2 years to find the boxes from the AirFrance crash between Brazil and Africa.

Here's a really great detailed meteorological analysis of the Air France crash.  In case anyone is interested:

https://cimss.ssec.wisc.edu/goes/blog/archives/2601
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« Reply #17 on: March 11, 2014, 05:56:22 pm »
so now the suspected terrorists are not terrorists just two guys who stole passports to seek asylum
 

Maybe they were homeschoolers.
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« Reply #18 on: March 13, 2014, 09:22:47 am »
It seems that the plane's engines were sending telemetry to Rolls Royce as part of a maintenance plan.  The engines say they were still flying for 4 hours after the transponders went dark.
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« Reply #19 on: March 13, 2014, 12:45:28 pm »
That has been generally refuted since the WSJ article came out (but who knows with this insane thing)
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« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2014, 07:10:21 pm »
now they are pointing to the plane not crashing,but being taken somewhere
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« Reply #21 on: March 15, 2014, 06:40:12 am »
Not only that, they are suggesting that "Stan" region could be the final destination (ie Pakistan).  Malasia PM basically insisting that they, along with international authorities, have certainty that the airplane was compromised.
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« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2014, 11:01:43 am »
Just unbelievable.  Piracy getting thrown around now, either for cargo, or specific passengers.
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« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2014, 11:20:38 am »
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« Reply #24 on: March 16, 2014, 05:38:09 am »
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« Reply #25 on: March 16, 2014, 09:15:08 am »
Yeah, just imagine if it'd been Stan. Or Hood. Or Selig.
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« Reply #26 on: March 16, 2014, 10:14:48 am »
Yeah, just imagine if it'd been Stan. Or Hood. Or Selig.

Actually, hope that there is nothing to it. They're investigating the pilots, who apparently, according to records released, didn't request to fly with each other. However, the coincidences and the dots are all pointing to a hijacked airliner, probably by the pilots or with their cooperation. All the major news outlets are following the story, and Malaysia has converted the investigation to a criminal one.
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« Reply #27 on: March 16, 2014, 10:23:55 am »
Hey, it certainly could've been the pilot, I don't know, but singling him out because his name is Shah is a hell of a reach.
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« Reply #28 on: March 16, 2014, 10:28:16 am »
Hey, it certainly could've been the pilot, I don't know, but singling him out because his name is Shah is a hell of a reach.

I don't even know what that's supposed to mean. Is there data showing that people with the surname Shah are more prone to certain activities than people with other Indo-Persian surnames?
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« Reply #29 on: March 16, 2014, 12:27:01 pm »
i heard one or both of the pilots had let someone in the cabin in a previous flight
where are the people if it was a hijacking
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« Reply #30 on: March 16, 2014, 12:43:00 pm »
If you think the plane flew to somewhere in South Asia and you think the missing flight had something to do with South Asian politics then a pilot, who would be necessary to fly the plane to South Asia, with a South Asian name would be of interest. It is not super complicated.

On the other hand, whatever happened was a low probabilty event and it could be anything.

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« Reply #31 on: March 16, 2014, 12:58:48 pm »
Hey, it certainly could've been the pilot, I don't know, but singling him out because his name is Shah is a hell of a reach.

Someone who knew that airplane, the route and the communications systems aboard the plane is involved because they're certain that someone disabled the transponder, and that suggests a pilot. That plane flew for several hours after communication was lost, and someone had to fly the plane. While I have absolutely no proof to back this up, I won't be a bit surprised if they find that the plane landed somewhere. The authorities searched the pilot's home, but they said nothing. I strongly suspect that they know more than they're letting on.
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« Reply #32 on: March 16, 2014, 01:24:57 pm »
Like I said, sure, it just might be the pilot. No problem with that development. I'm questioning the implicit fear just because his name was Shah. The guy who runs Malaysian Air is named Hussein. The co-pilot's name is Fariq. It's not like there's a bunch of guys named Jack Wilson and Bob Smith working over there. In that part of the world, those are common names.
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« Reply #33 on: March 16, 2014, 02:04:23 pm »
I'm flying Qatar Airways on Friday.  Should I refuse to board if anyone on the plane looks like they may or may not be Muslim?
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« Reply #34 on: March 16, 2014, 02:39:57 pm »
I'm flying Qatar Airways on Friday.  Should I refuse to board if anyone on the plane looks like they may or may not be Muslim?

I would. Ask the pilot his name. Certainly find out if he espouses reincarnation.
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« Reply #35 on: March 16, 2014, 02:44:01 pm »
If you think the plane flew to somewhere in South Asia and you think the missing flight had something to do with South Asian politics then a pilot, who would be necessary to fly the plane to South Asia, with a South Asian name would be of interest. It is not super complicated.

We know that the pilots were Malaysian. To point out that they do not have anglo surnames strikes me as fucking stupid.
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« Reply #36 on: March 16, 2014, 02:53:05 pm »
The only thing said it was that is was of interest that the pilot had a name which is very common in South Asia which is a possible place the plane went. Nothing was said about boarding planes or Anglo surnames.

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« Reply #37 on: March 16, 2014, 03:52:05 pm »
I would. Ask the pilot his name. Certainly find out if he espouses reincarnation.

Better Shah than Khomeni, amirite?
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« Reply #38 on: March 16, 2014, 04:17:04 pm »
Damn, I know a guy named Shah. Now what do I do, other than not get on a plane with him?
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« Reply #39 on: March 16, 2014, 04:23:13 pm »
Damn, I know a guy named Shah. Now what do I do, other than not get on a plane with him?

This is precisely why I don't leave the friendly confines of the good ole US of A. The world is too unsettled right now.
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« Reply #40 on: March 16, 2014, 04:28:49 pm »
Damn, I know a guy named Shah. Now what do I do, other than not get on a plane with him?

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« Reply #41 on: March 16, 2014, 05:14:24 pm »
I know a Shaw I would not get on a plane with if piloting.

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« Reply #42 on: March 16, 2014, 05:22:34 pm »
A pilot named Jihad McHijacker would give me cause for concern. Just saying.
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« Reply #43 on: March 16, 2014, 06:01:14 pm »
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« Reply #44 on: March 16, 2014, 06:58:15 pm »
A pilot named Jihad McHijacker would give me cause for concern. Just saying.

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« Reply #45 on: March 16, 2014, 07:54:15 pm »
Damn, I know a guy named Shah. Now what do I do, other than not get on a plane with him?

In a past life I went out with a Palestinian girl. (Entertainingly she has since completely anglicized her name...) After meeting her a friend of my father's said, She seems great, you know, but, uhh, just don't let her pack your luggage.
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« Reply #46 on: March 16, 2014, 08:01:43 pm »
The only thing said it was that is was of interest that the pilot had a name which is very common in South Asia which is a possible place the plane went. Nothing was said about boarding planes or Anglo surnames.

Anyone who finds it interesting that a South Asian dude has a South Asian surname has a pretty low threshold for what's interesting.
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« Reply #47 on: March 16, 2014, 09:19:55 pm »
Anyone who finds it interesting that a South Asian dude has a South Asian surname has a pretty low threshold for what's interesting.

Do you watch TV?  I would say most people have a pretty low threshold for what's interesting.
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« Reply #48 on: March 16, 2014, 10:01:56 pm »
Do you watch TV?  I would say most people have a pretty low threshold for what's interesting.


This is a message board dedicated to the HOUSTON ASTROS, clearly we all have a pretty low threshold for what's interesting.

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« Reply #49 on: March 16, 2014, 10:08:57 pm »
This is a message board dedicated to the HOUSTON ASTROS, clearly we all have a pretty low threshold for what's interesting.

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« Reply #50 on: March 16, 2014, 10:10:58 pm »
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« Reply #51 on: March 17, 2014, 02:16:22 am »
This is a message board dedicated to the HOUSTON ASTROS, clearly we all have a pretty low threshold for what's interesting.



Point.
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« Reply #52 on: March 17, 2014, 06:37:41 am »
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« Reply #54 on: March 17, 2014, 08:16:09 am »
A pilot named Jihad McHijacker would give me cause for concern. Just saying.

An Irish Jihadi?  It's like they built a super-terrorist in a lab.
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« Reply #55 on: March 17, 2014, 08:18:03 am »
I know shocking, but...

Ex-El Al expert: Iran likely involved in MH 370

http://www.timesofisrael.com/ex-el-al-expert-iran-likely-involved-in-mh-370/

The article states that it is unlikely that the pilot had anything to do with it.  There is also info coming out from a trial in NYC that a few years ago AQ had a cell in Malaysia that was going to use a shoe bomb to gain access to the cockpit.

If the pilot wasn't implicit, it just seems remarkable that no distress signal of any sort was sent.   If the cockpit was compromised it just seems bizarre that nothing was said to ATC. 

I just don't see how the hijacking is plausible unless someone on the inside was involved, be it the pilot, copilot or someone else with the flight crew.

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« Reply #56 on: March 17, 2014, 08:37:56 am »
I am not going to actually read the article, but doesn't Iran already have planes and what is their incentive to quietly down a Malaysian plane?

There are some loony fuckers on the right in Israel.  In the same vein, I am sort of surprised Lindsay Graham hasn't pinned the disappearance on Obama, or immigrants. 

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« Reply #57 on: March 17, 2014, 08:53:32 am »
The pilot's wife and their children moved out of the home the day before the disappearance?

One word of caution: British tabloids are a terrible source for breaking news (or any other kind of news, really).  They're - maybe - one notch above the National Enquirer as a trusted news source, but in some ways they make the NE look harmless by comparison.  [Lily Allen] If you look in the Sun or you look in the Mirror [/Lily Allen] then you're being lied to, or your just looking at the tits.  The broadsheets - from left to right: the Guardian, Independent, Telegraph and Times - put you in much better shape.

Also, the editor in chief for the Mirror used to be Piers Morgan.  'Nuff said?
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« Reply #58 on: March 17, 2014, 09:00:44 am »
Last words from the plane - "Alright, goodnight" - were spoken by the co-pilot, after all the transponders 'n' shit were turned off.  So, it seems to me that either he was in cahoots with the pilot, had already killed the pilot, or was being coerced by someone (who may already have killed the pilot).

It's hard to believe that the cockpit crew didn't know all their transponders were off...
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« Reply #59 on: March 17, 2014, 09:06:37 am »

Also, the editor in chief for the Mirror used to be Piers Morgan.  'Nuff said?

Top Gear had some fun at his expense on the last episode.
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« Reply #60 on: March 17, 2014, 09:16:03 am »
Top Gear had some fun at his expense on the last episode.

Clarkson and Morgan have had a long-running battle.
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« Reply #61 on: March 17, 2014, 09:40:04 am »
In a past life I went out with a Palestinian girl. (Entertainingly she has since completely anglicized her name...) After meeting her a friend of my father's said, She seems great, you know, but, uhh, just don't let her pack your luggage.

This has nothing to do with anything, but in my travels to the Middle East, I've learned one thing...Arab girls are fuckin' smokin' hot.
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« Reply #62 on: March 17, 2014, 09:40:31 am »
This is precisely why I don't leave the friendly confines of the good ole US of A. The world is too unsettled right now.

And crazy shit never happens in the US?
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« Reply #63 on: March 17, 2014, 09:42:40 am »
FWIW

Some important points being clarified in the Press Conference:

1) Co-pilot was the one who said "Alright, Good night" at 1.19am (plane's transponder is switched off at 1.22am)
2) ACARS last transmission at 1.07am but it was NOT switched off at that time. No exact time is known, just that it was due to transmit again in 30 mins and didn't do so.

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« Reply #64 on: March 17, 2014, 09:42:49 am »
This is precisely why I don't leave the friendly confines of the good ole US of A. The world is too unsettled right now.

The weekend before last I was best man for a wedding in which the groom's last name is Shah.  And that was in New Orleans which is almost like the US of A!  Didn't realize I was living so dangerously. 
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« Reply #65 on: March 17, 2014, 09:44:17 am »
This has nothing to do with anything, but in my travels to the Middle East, I've learned one thing...Arab girls are fuckin' smokin' hot.

Iranians (although they're Persians, not Arabs) in particular.
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« Reply #66 on: March 17, 2014, 10:40:05 am »
This has nothing to do with anything, but in my travels to the Middle East, I've learned one thing...Arab girls are fuckin' smokin' hot.

This one certainly was. Sadly she was also crazy as a sprayed roach.
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« Reply #67 on: March 17, 2014, 11:19:18 am »
This one certainly was. Sadly she was also crazy as a sprayed roach.

You seem to like that in a woman.  (The chick from Spring Training...)
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« Reply #68 on: March 17, 2014, 11:30:32 am »
This one certainly was. Sadly she was also crazy as a sprayed roach.

Crazy is good, in proper context.  For example, I've also learned that nerdy little Chinese girls are freaks.  In a good way.  But the line between "your wildest dreams" and "batshit crazy" is a fine one, finer than most fellows realize.  I've noticed that you often stray across it.
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« Reply #69 on: March 17, 2014, 11:34:03 am »
You seem to like that in a woman.  (The chick from Spring Training...)

I just assumed those are the only women who like Chuck.
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« Reply #70 on: March 17, 2014, 11:34:31 am »
FWIW

Some important points being clarified in the Press Conference:

1) Co-pilot was the one who said "Alright, Good night" at 1.19am (plane's transponder is switched off at 1.22am)
2) ACARS last transmission at 1.07am but it was NOT switched off at that time. No exact time is known, just that it was due to transmit again in 30 mins and didn't do so.




Here's a Twitter pic showing the timeline as it is understood today.
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« Reply #71 on: March 17, 2014, 11:58:16 am »
I just assumed those are the only women who like Chuck.

I used to think so, too, but I think it was more a case of my bringing the crazy out of people. And of course I was, you know, fishing in the crazy pond to begin with most all of the time.

My current girl is not really crazy at all. It gets sort of boring sometimes, not having to wonder when someone's going to take a swing at you, tell you they have lupus when they really don't, make up family members and summarily kill them off to traffic accidents and tragic drownings and the like, and oh so much more. But I think on the balance I do prefer relative boredom.

And I will state - AGAIN - that I had nothing to do with Nutsie. She just glommed on to me somehow. It's not that I didn't see an upside to a relationship, you know, like being able to park in the handicapped space at the organic food store and a virtually unlimited supply of hydrogen peroxide. But as I say I am a changed man.
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« Reply #72 on: March 18, 2014, 12:51:56 pm »
A simple, non-conspiracy-filled theory of what happened.  Though the author does refer to the autopilot as "George" which is kind of a suspicious name, what with the royal birth and all.   
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« Reply #73 on: March 18, 2014, 01:00:57 pm »
That theory was conceived before additional information came out, it doesn't really match up now.  I personally think some scenario like what he described is probably the most likely cause. 

Also, this is now being reported "Residents of the remote Maldives island of Kuda Huvadhoo in Dhaal Atoll have reported seeing a "low flying jumbo jet" on the morning of the disappearance of the Malaysia Airlines flight MH370."

http://www.haveeru.com.mv/news/54062
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« Reply #74 on: March 18, 2014, 01:13:22 pm »
A simple, non-conspiracy-filled theory of what happened.  Though the author does refer to the autopilot as "George" which is kind of a suspicious name, what with the royal birth and all.   

"George" is completely incorrect.  His name is "Otto", and THIS is what happened on that flight.
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« Reply #75 on: March 18, 2014, 01:35:42 pm »
That theory was conceived before additional information came out, it doesn't really match up now.  I personally think some scenario like what he described is probably the most likely cause. 

Also, this is now being reported "Residents of the remote Maldives island of Kuda Huvadhoo in Dhaal Atoll have reported seeing a "low flying jumbo jet" on the morning of the disappearance of the Malaysia Airlines flight MH370."

http://www.haveeru.com.mv/news/54062

I have no clue if the info in the article is right or wrong, but it doesn't square with other reporting.  Specifically, it would be hard to be at that location at that time and still end up on that arc of the last known position according to the satellite data.

Also, the article Bench posted would have to address how the plane veered from its course to that airfield and ended up on that arc many hours later.  However, if that data producing the arc is incorrect, a sighting in the Maldives squares with the path towards that airfield.

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« Reply #76 on: March 18, 2014, 01:50:11 pm »
I have no clue if the info in the article is right or wrong, but it doesn't square with other reporting.  Specifically, it would be hard to be at that location at that time and still end up on that arc of the last known position according to the satellite data.

Also, the article Bench posted would have to address how the plane veered from its course to that airfield and ended up on that arc many hours later.  However, if that data producing the arc is incorrect, a sighting in the Maldives squares with the path towards that airfield.

I was curious about that as well, how accurate is the last satellite data.  considering the arc is like 4000 miles long, is it out of the realm of possibility that the last ping was just a mistake? 
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« Reply #77 on: March 18, 2014, 02:27:15 pm »
"George" is completely incorrect.  His name is "Otto", and THIS is what happened on that flight.

I was wondering if it was too early. Apparently not. 
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« Reply #78 on: March 18, 2014, 03:06:39 pm »
I was wondering if it was too early. Apparently not. 

One day after the news broke, a friend of mine updated his FB status.  He was complaining about his new Malaysian Airlines app, because whenever he put it in flight mode, it crashed.
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« Reply #79 on: March 19, 2014, 01:17:04 pm »
More on the timeline of the data dump and the computer-controlled turn.  The turn had been programmed into the Flight Management System (FMS) prior to the last data dump from ACARS.  It was then executed after the crew's "Goodnight" to Air Traffic Control.  That smacks heavily of pre-meditation.

However, some pilots like to pre-program an alternate emergency route into the FMS, so that if something goes wrong and they need to seek the nearest safe landing place, they don't have to dick around - they just dial in the back-up flight plan.  Thus, having an alternatate route that was, basically, a u-turn back to terra firma, is not in and of itself proof of any nefarious intent.

What they have to do now, is go back over the careers of the pilot and first officer, and look for their druthers on back-up route programming.  If it was routine for them, then this means a lot less than if they rarely or never did this.

So, it's news that doesn't itself move us any closer to an answer.  It just means we have new questions to ask.
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« Reply #80 on: March 19, 2014, 02:56:58 pm »
What they have to do now, is go back over the careers of the pilot and first officer, and look for their druthers on back-up route programming.  If it was routine for them, then this means a lot less than if they rarely or never did this.

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« Reply #81 on: March 19, 2014, 06:08:15 pm »
ok why is this such a sticking point they, whoever they are claim that the exact amount of fuel the plane had is not known
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« Reply #82 on: March 19, 2014, 10:42:52 pm »

TWO possible objects have been identified in the search for missing flight MH370, with Tony Abbott telling Parliament a RAAF Orion is on its way to try and locate them.
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« Reply #83 on: March 19, 2014, 10:51:35 pm »
If it turns out to be found where they are looking, that jives up with the plane running out of fuel and crashing.  Makes me think it might be an incident similar to Ethiopian Airlines Flight 961.
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« Reply #84 on: March 20, 2014, 06:45:17 am »
I'd take a bet that it's just ocean junk.

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« Reply #85 on: March 20, 2014, 08:25:16 am »
Very well might be, sounds like that area is know for that.
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« Reply #86 on: March 20, 2014, 09:52:49 am »
TWO possible objects have been identified in the search for missing flight MH370, with Tony Abbott telling Parliament a RAAF Orion is on its way to try and locate them.


One is Jimmy Hoffa on a floating island and the other is a container full of all the shit from Al Capone's vault.
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« Reply #87 on: March 20, 2014, 10:25:36 am »
the other is a container full of all the shit from Al Capone's vault.

If this ends with dumping Geraldo in the middle of the ocean then there might be a modicum of solace amid the tragedy. 
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« Reply #88 on: March 20, 2014, 11:15:30 am »
If this ends with dumping Geraldo in the middle of the ocean then there might be a modicum of solace amid the tragedy. 

Unfortunately, he won't sink.  His head is 90% air.
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« Reply #89 on: March 20, 2014, 06:04:15 pm »
http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/20/world/flight-370-family-missing-india/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

Some life perspective from one of the passengers husband.   
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« Reply #90 on: March 21, 2014, 11:21:52 am »
Probably has nothing to do with MH370 but this is somewhat unnerving behavior from one of their pilots.

http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/22562160-post835.html

This along with the pictures of the FO for the MH370 flight allowing passengers in the cockpit and smoking in the cockpit, would make me think twice about flying with them.

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« Reply #92 on: March 31, 2014, 02:56:44 pm »
23 days and no closer.  maybe it is not in the ocean
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