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Johnny Manziel: Giant Asshat
« on: February 14, 2014, 04:17:00 pm »
Not news, I suppose, but be is talking about the Texans.
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Re: Johnny Manziel: Giant Asshat
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2014, 04:54:09 pm »
Quote from: Limey on February 14, 2014, 04:17:00 pm
Not news, I suppose, but be is talking about the Texans.

It's funny to hear someone say they've been watching the Texans since they 'were a kid.' What's funnier, though, is he thinks having a chip on your shoulder refers to the sort of chip that you eat from a bag. Fucking Aggie.
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Re: Johnny Manziel: Giant Asshat
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2014, 05:02:24 pm »
Damn. I thought you must be joking about the chip.
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Re: Johnny Manziel: Giant Asshat
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2014, 05:07:11 pm »
Quote from: Ron Brand on February 14, 2014, 05:02:24 pm
Damn. I thought you must be joking about the chip.

You don't have to joke about these people, dude. And I don't think I really have what amounts to a superiority complex, maybe just a heightened sense of pathos.
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Re: Johnny Manziel: Giant Asshat
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2014, 12:17:29 pm »
I think it's pretty funny that he thinks if the Texans don't take him, the Jaguars will.
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Re: Johnny Manziel: Giant Asshat
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2014, 12:20:24 pm »
Quote from: Ty in Tampa on February 15, 2014, 12:17:29 pm
I think it's pretty funny that he thinks if the Texans don't take him, the Jaguars will.

Well, most likely he's right, he's just off by a round or two.
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Re: Johnny Manziel: Giant Asshat
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2014, 12:27:10 pm »
Quote from: chuck on February 15, 2014, 12:20:24 pm
Well, most likely he's right, he's just off by a round or two.

Man, that would be great if he had to sit through 2 rounds, suffering in front of the cameras with each pick, while another goes by without his name being called, and then the Texans drafted him in the third. I don't think it will happen though.
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Re: Johnny Manziel: Giant Asshat
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2014, 12:33:06 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on February 15, 2014, 12:27:10 pm
Man, that would be great if he had to sit through 2 rounds, suffering in front of the cameras with each pick, while another goes by without his name being called, and then the Texans drafted him in the third. I don't think it will happen though.

Why, he'd have a party size bag of Doritos on his shoulder then. Hopefully not his throwing/signing shoulder.
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Re: Johnny Manziel: Giant Asshat
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2014, 08:35:11 am »
wait they party more in houston than college station?
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Re: Johnny Manziel: Giant Asshat
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2014, 11:49:07 am »
Quote from: Fredia on February 16, 2014, 08:35:11 am
wait they party more in houston than college station?

How often was Johnny Online even in College Station?
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Re: Johnny Manziel: Giant Asshat
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2014, 11:52:14 am »
Quote from: chuck on February 15, 2014, 12:33:06 pm
Why, he'd have a party size bag of Doritos on his shoulder then. Hopefully not his throwing/signing shoulder.

Isn't that supposed to be cow chips?  He is an Aggie.
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Re: Johnny Manziel: Giant Asshat
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2014, 09:41:15 pm »
I am so glad that asshole is gone from here. Someone else's problem now.

An early draft list from ESPN had him the 3rd QB. Be quite fun for him to slip low enough Jerry Jones picks him. Those two are made for each other.

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Re: Johnny Manziel: Giant Asshat
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2014, 09:47:59 am »
The Texans have already announced that Matt Schaub is their #1 QB for the 2014 season.  Yep, the year isn't a typo.  They have the #1 pick, so there's no Jedi mind tricks to be played here; they aren't picking Manziel (which is probably what prompted his remarks - attempting to get a ground swell fan support behind him).
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Re: Johnny Manziel: Giant Asshat
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2014, 09:52:22 am »
What in god's name are you talking about?
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Re: Johnny Manziel: Giant Asshat
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2014, 10:04:03 am »
Quote from: BizidyDizidy on February 18, 2014, 09:52:22 am
What in god's name are you talking about?

The missus heard it on the news.  The Texans reinstated Schaub as the #1 QB.
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Re: Johnny Manziel: Giant Asshat
« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2014, 10:08:42 am »
The Texans, through McNair and O'Brien, have been saying a lot of shit.  I assume it is just maneuvering to keep the first pick valuable.  I have read McNair saying Clowney is all that, that he wants Manziel, and that they are willing to trade the pick.  I thought I read that O'Brien wants Bortles.  I assume this present Schaub nonsense is just more posturing.
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Re: Johnny Manziel: Giant Asshat
« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2014, 11:22:23 am »
Quote from: Limey on February 18, 2014, 10:04:03 am
The missus heard it on the news.  The Texans reinstated Schaub as the #1 QB.

I don't think Mrs. Limey heard what she thought she heard.
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Re: Johnny Manziel: Giant Asshat
« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2014, 01:26:16 pm »
Quote from: jbm on February 18, 2014, 10:08:42 am
The Texans, through McNair and O'Brien, have been saying a lot of shit.  I assume it is just maneuvering to keep the first pick valuable.  I have read McNair saying Clowney is all that, that he wants Manziel, and that they are willing to trade the pick.  I thought I read that O'Brien wants Bortles.  I assume this present Schaub nonsense is just more posturing.

Comment from O'Brian at the UT BB was that the team was evaluating 500 to 700 players. No comment on Mansquiek. 
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Re: Johnny Manziel: Giant Asshat
« Reply #18 on: February 18, 2014, 09:49:24 pm »
Quote from: Limey on February 18, 2014, 10:04:03 am
The missus heard it on the news.  The Texans reinstated Schaub as the #1 QB.
Nope.
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Re: Johnny Manziel: Giant Asshat
« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2014, 09:31:36 am »
Quote from: Limey on February 18, 2014, 10:04:03 am
The missus heard it on the news.  The Texans reinstated Schaub as the #1 QB.

Was the news AM talk radio?
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Re: Johnny Manziel: Giant Asshat
« Reply #20 on: February 21, 2014, 07:20:53 am »
Actually not all that giant, he just measured out at 5'11 3/4 & 207 lbs at the combine.
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Re: Johnny Manziel: Giant Asshat
« Reply #21 on: February 21, 2014, 11:01:11 am »
Quote from: Navin R Johnson on February 21, 2014, 07:20:53 am
Actually not all that giant, he just measured out at 5'11 3/4 & 207 lbs at the combine.

But his feet are large and clumsyish.
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Re: Johnny Manziel: Giant Asshat
« Reply #22 on: February 21, 2014, 12:05:58 pm »
Quote from: Navin R Johnson on February 21, 2014, 07:20:53 am
Actually not all that giant, he just measured out at 5'11 3/4 & 207 lbs at the combine.

In other words, he's an undersized Case Keenum. 
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Re: Johnny Manziel: Giant Asshat
« Reply #23 on: February 21, 2014, 01:03:48 pm »
The Texans just had one of those if it can it will go wrong years. And they really didn't have a coach to correct it. But I think Schaub Still has a few years left in the tank. With the weapons on the offensive side I wouldn't be surprised to see the Texans draft Clowney and then draft McCarron of Alabama or someone similar in the 3rd round or so for the future.
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Re: Johnny Manziel: Giant Asshat
« Reply #24 on: February 21, 2014, 01:33:54 pm »
Quote from: Jose Cruz III on February 21, 2014, 01:03:48 pm
I think Schaub Still has a few years left in the tank.

If tank refers to his lifespan, than I agree.  If you are referring to his NFL lifespan then I am glad you aren't Bill OBrien.   
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Re: Johnny Manziel: Giant Asshat
« Reply #25 on: February 21, 2014, 07:15:37 pm »
Quote from: Jose Cruz III on February 21, 2014, 01:03:48 pm
The Texans just had one of those if it can it will go wrong years. And they really didn't have a coach to correct it. But I think Schaub Still has a few years left in the tank. With the weapons on the offensive side I wouldn't be surprised to see the Texans draft Clowney and then draft McCarron of Alabama or someone similar in the 3rd round or so for the future.

Schaub is done, barring a very successful series of sessions with a sports psychologist.  You could tell he was over thinking his throws and it cost the team games.  The thought of drafting Schaub Jr. makes me queasy.  If they take Clowney, I would ALMOST prefer they play Keenum or [placeholder QB stiff here] and be in a position to draft Hundley or Mariota next year. 
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Re: Johnny Manziel: Giant Asshat
« Reply #26 on: April 07, 2015, 02:43:40 pm »
Johnny Manziel is still a giant asshat.  So say his Browns teammates.
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Re: Johnny Manziel: Giant Asshat
« Reply #27 on: April 08, 2015, 01:11:05 pm »
probably has nothing to do with the aggie nation worshiping him
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Re: Johnny Manziel: Giant Asshat
« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2015, 11:01:07 am »
When it came out that he'd entered rehab, Big'Un and Hoss asked the hubby what kind of rehab he'd checked into. Hubby told them it was rehab for douchebaggery, but only time would tell if it stuck.
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