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« on: September 30, 2013, 10:19:16 pm »
The Buffalo Bills of baseball.  Enjoy your offseason fuckers.
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Re: Rangers
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2013, 10:21:21 pm »
Ha!  Suck it Arlington Fucksticks! 
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« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2013, 10:23:06 pm »
Cruz  grounding out to end the game was a nice touch.
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« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2013, 10:23:34 pm »
Quote from: hostros7 on September 30, 2013, 10:23:06 pm
Cruz  grounding out to end the game was a nice touch.

He earned it.
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« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2013, 10:25:22 pm »
I will take great solace in the fact that Arlington will play as many playoff games as the Astros this season.
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Re: Rangers
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2013, 10:26:51 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on September 30, 2013, 10:21:21 pm
Ha!  Suck it Arlington Fucksticks! 

+1

Ranger fan in my office had to come in and spill his blather this morning, doing his best to steal 30 minutes of my life to discuss them. As if I gave the slightest fuck. I like the guy so I don't want to be a total jerk, but among the noncommittal grunts I did get in a dig about playing in to a play in game. He was very happy about their chances against Price.

Fuck the Rangers.
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Re: Rangers
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2013, 10:27:01 pm »
Watching tonight, all I kept thinking was if we'd just been able to beat them one more goddamn time, this game wouldn't even be happening.  Thankfully, the Rays won... so SUCK IT, metroplex bandwagoners!
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« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2013, 10:31:09 pm »
Hey Texas... you're not playing the Houston Astros! Enjoy the offseason.
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« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2013, 10:38:51 pm »
Wait. A. Second.  There is only ONE playoff team from the AL West?!?  I thought the AL West was going to have 4 playoff teams because the Astros ruined the integrity of baseball and stuff...
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Re: Rangers
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2013, 11:56:59 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on September 30, 2013, 10:21:21 pm
Ha!  Suck it Arlington Fucksticks! 

+∞ Now, fuck off!!!
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Re: Rangers
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2013, 06:30:43 am »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on September 30, 2013, 10:38:51 pm
Wait. A. Second.  There is only ONE playoff team from the AL West?!?  I thought the AL West was going to have 4 playoff teams because the Astros ruined the integrity of baseball and stuff...

The Cubs and Brewers ruined the integrity of baseball.
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« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2013, 08:30:58 am »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on September 30, 2013, 10:38:51 pm
Wait. A. Second.  There is only ONE playoff team from the AL West?!?  I thought the AL West was going to have 4 playoff teams because the Astros ruined the integrity of baseball and stuff...

I GUARANTEE you those dickcheese Ranger fans will tell you that they made the playoffs.
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« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2013, 08:31:32 am »
They will have as many "playoff" wins as the Astros.
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Re: Rangers
« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2013, 09:09:02 am »
Quote from: La Verdad on September 30, 2013, 10:25:22 pm
I will take great solace in the fact that Arlington will play as many playoff games as the Astros this season.

indeed!
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« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2013, 09:28:20 am »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on October 01, 2013, 08:30:58 am
I GUARANTEE you those dickcheese Ranger fans will tell you that they made the playoffs.

Oh yes. The ones around me already have. It was game 163, so it must be the playoffs, right?
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Re: Rangers
« Reply #15 on: October 01, 2013, 09:29:27 am »
Quote from: Ron Brand on October 01, 2013, 09:28:20 am
Oh yes. The ones around me already have. It was game 163, so it must be the playoffs, right?

And Cruz wasn't supposed to be eligible until the playoffs!
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Re: Rangers
« Reply #16 on: October 01, 2013, 09:37:15 am »
Quote from: MusicMan on October 01, 2013, 09:29:27 am
And Cruz wasn't supposed to be eligible until the playoffs!

Cruz supported the Rangers shutdown.
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Re: Rangers
« Reply #17 on: October 01, 2013, 09:41:50 am »
Quote from: NeilT on October 01, 2013, 09:37:15 am
Cruz supported the Rangers shutdown.

Quite so: he actually got to turn out the lights.
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Re: Rangers
« Reply #18 on: October 01, 2013, 09:48:49 am »
Quote from: NeilT on October 01, 2013, 09:37:15 am
Cruz supported the Rangers shutdown.

And they weren't even playing the Blue Jays.
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« Reply #19 on: October 01, 2013, 10:31:47 am »
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« Reply #20 on: October 01, 2013, 12:55:27 pm »
Can't wait for the Co-Wild Card banner.
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Re: Rangers
« Reply #21 on: October 02, 2013, 11:22:39 am »
Quote from: Ron Brand on October 01, 2013, 09:28:20 am
Oh yes. The ones around me already have. It was game 163, so it must be the playoffs, right?

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« Reply #22 on: October 02, 2013, 11:46:38 am »
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Re: Rangers
« Reply #23 on: October 02, 2013, 04:33:54 pm »
Jackie Moore on being fired:

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Re: Rangers
« Reply #24 on: October 02, 2013, 05:50:23 pm »
If it came down to it, I'd choose Ryan over Daniels on anything. There are things Ryan has done that I hate but still have a lot of respect and admiration for the man.
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« Reply #25 on: October 02, 2013, 06:07:21 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on October 02, 2013, 05:50:23 pm
There are things Ryan has done that I hate but still have a lot of respect and admiration for the man.
I would have once said the same, but now he's just FYB Jr. to me.
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