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Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2013
« on: September 08, 2013, 03:43:59 pm »
Sorry this is late. Here are your lineups. 1-0 Good Guys Bottom 2

Astros

SSJonathan Villar
2BJose Altuve
LFTrevor Crowe
1BBrett Wallace
3BMatt Dominguez
DHMarc Krauss
RFL.J. Hoes
CMatt Pagnozzi
CFBrandon Barnes
HOU: Paul Clemens (4-4, 5.91)Lucas Harrell is an emergency starter today.

Athletics

CF Coco Crisp
2B Eric Sogard
SS Jed Lowrie
RF Brandon Moss
LF Yoenis Cespedes
3B Alberto Callaspo
1B Daric Barton
DH Seth Smith
C Stephen Vogt
OAK: Bartolo Colon (14-6, 2.90)
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2013
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2013, 04:13:45 pm »
The Astros are playing?  OH FUCK HARRELL IS STARTING???

/switches back to Packers-49ers.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2013
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2013, 04:14:40 pm »
It's 7-1 A's in the top of the 4th, by the way.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2013
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2013, 04:24:14 pm »
This just in... Lucas Harrell sucks. I take back everything nice that I wrote about him last season. Noe, you were right.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2013
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2013, 04:27:08 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on September 08, 2013, 04:24:14 pm
This just in... Lucas Harrell sucks. I take back everything nice that I wrote about him last season. Noe, you were right.
It just gets harder and harder to envision any scenario in which Harrell is pitching for the Astros next year. Hell, even next week looks doubtful right about now.

I am sure he will bitch plenty to his next's teams reporters about how awful it was pitching for such a bad team, how they didn't understand him, or give him a fair chance, or some shit like that.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2013
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2013, 04:37:16 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on September 08, 2013, 04:24:14 pm
This just in... Lucas Harrell sucks. I take back everything nice that I wrote about him last season. Noe, you were right.

His good season last year carried over through Opening Day this year and for a few more dates. He has just completely fallen apart.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2013
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2013, 04:59:34 pm »
Fuck this HPU. What a fucking unprofessional, unskilled dickhead.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2013
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2013, 05:03:11 pm »
Quote from: Reuben on September 08, 2013, 04:59:34 pm
Fuck this HPU. What a fucking unprofessional, unskilled dickhead.

What happened?
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2013
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2013, 05:05:07 pm »
Oh. Wendelstedt.  He's an ass. 
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2013
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2013, 05:29:14 pm »
Quote from: Bench on September 08, 2013, 05:03:11 pm
What happened?
He'd been calling absurd strikes all game on Astro hitters, then apparently Bo felt he was squeezing Bedard (I wasn't really watching at this point); made a really long mound visit with him, when Wendlestedt came up, Bo said maybe three words to him and was tossed. Ump kept walking away, ignoring Porter who was trying to get his money's worth before hitting the showers. Just wouldn't even acknowledge him at all, so another ump had to talk to Porter.

Next half inning, calls Dominguez out on a pitch ABOVE the letters.
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