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Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« on: September 04, 2013, 10:41:04 am »
Your lineups for today's matinee:

Twins

CFAlex Presley
LFDarin Mastroianni
2BBrian Dozier
DHRyan Doumit
3BTrevor Plouffe
RFOswaldo Arcia
1BChris Colabello
CChris Herrmann
SSPedro Florimon
MIN: Liam Hendriks (1-2, 5.13)

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SS Jonathan Villar
2B Jose Altuve
LF Trevor Crowe
3B Brett Wallace
1B Chris Carter
DH Marc Krauss
CF Brandon Barnes
RF L.J. Hoes
C Matt Pagnozzi
HOU: Jordan Lyles (6-7, 5.12)
« Last Edit: September 04, 2013, 12:42:24 pm by Mr. Happy »
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2013, 10:54:44 am »
Huh. I guess that means they called Krauss up.
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2013, 11:37:33 am »
Yes. Krauss is listed in today's transactions per mlb.com
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2013, 01:27:06 pm »
This lineup is unstoppable. Astros up 1-0 in bottom of the first.
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Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2013, 01:36:24 pm »
Astros sprint team on base - Wallace, Carter and Kraus.
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2013, 01:38:46 pm »
Hoes down, Twins up.
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2013, 01:43:56 pm »
Quote from: chuck on September 04, 2013, 01:38:46 pm
Hoes down, Twins up.

I expect more from you, chuck.
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2013, 01:48:26 pm »
Quote from: Ebby Calvin on September 04, 2013, 01:43:56 pm
I expect more from you, chuck.

The season's wearing on all of us.
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2013, 01:57:52 pm »
Come on, Lyles. You're making a mess.
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Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2013, 02:05:59 pm »
Never underestimate Lyles' ability to blow a lead. It's what he does best.
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2013, 02:06:06 pm »
I wish there were a Twins broadcast to switch to. These broadcasters are as bad as the team. Fuck, they are killing me. I'm going to have to get up out of my hammock and find the Worrell button.
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2013, 02:06:56 pm »
Quote from: geezerdonk on September 04, 2013, 02:05:59 pm
Never underestimate Lyles' ability to blow a lead. It's what he does best.

Prescient...
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2013, 02:08:05 pm »
Quote from: chuck on September 04, 2013, 02:06:06 pm
I wish there were a Twins broadcast to switch to. These broadcasters are as bad as the team. Fuck, they are killing me. I'm going to have to get up out of my hammock and find the Worrell button.

Are you talking about radio or television? I like our radio guys a lot.
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2013, 02:09:55 pm »
Someone let me know when this fucking twatnozzle stop talking about Elvis and Heckle and Jeckle get back to baseball. Fuck, that was brutal, worse then Lyles.
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2013, 02:10:55 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on September 04, 2013, 02:08:05 pm
Are you talking about radio or television? I like our radio guys a lot.

Are the radio guys talking about the game or are they talking about Elvis? There's your answer.
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #15 on: September 04, 2013, 02:11:07 pm »
Quote from: chuck on September 04, 2013, 02:09:55 pm
Someone let me know when this fucking twatnozzle stop talking about Elvis and Heckle and Jeckle get back to baseball. Fuck, that was brutal, worse then Lyles.
Oh. You're talking about Ashby...
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #16 on: September 04, 2013, 02:40:48 pm »
Crowe drives in Altuve (who hit a double) to take the lead again. Astros 4-3 at the end of the 4th.
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #17 on: September 04, 2013, 03:08:16 pm »
Barnes singles in Carter to make it 5-3 Astros. Lyles still pitching the top of the 6th.
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #18 on: September 04, 2013, 03:21:32 pm »
Bedard up in the bully... Cue the "oh shit" since the game is on the line.
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #19 on: September 04, 2013, 03:30:22 pm »
Will wonders never cease? Bedard induces an inning ending twin killing. 5-3 Bottom 7
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #20 on: September 04, 2013, 03:44:37 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on September 04, 2013, 03:30:22 pm
Will wonders never cease? Bedard induces an inning ending twin killing. 5-3 Bottom 7

when you get down on a guy, you go all in. he did not want to be in the pen and should not be there.
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #21 on: September 04, 2013, 03:58:31 pm »
Quote from: JimR on September 04, 2013, 03:44:37 pm
when you get down on a guy, you go all in. he did not want to be in the pen and should not be there.

With good reason... 5-5 ahead in the count.
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #22 on: September 04, 2013, 04:01:31 pm »
Wow, how good is my timing?  I woke just in time to see the lead disappear.
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #23 on: September 04, 2013, 04:16:12 pm »
Wow, Astros win!
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #24 on: September 04, 2013, 04:17:40 pm »
I had turned the game off on my iphone, because one of those accursed Coke ads was on. Got distracted and lost track of time, turned it back on literally just as they were calling Crowe's hit bringing in Villar.
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #25 on: September 04, 2013, 04:18:10 pm »
Wow, how good is my timing?  I woke up just in time to see a walk off win!
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #26 on: September 04, 2013, 04:25:58 pm »
Well, the Good Guys snatch victory from the jaws of defeat, despite Bedard's best efforts. He's a winner. 4-10
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #27 on: September 04, 2013, 04:36:38 pm »
Quote from: chuck on September 04, 2013, 02:06:06 pm
I wish there were a Twins broadcast to switch to. These broadcasters are as bad as the team. Fuck, they are killing me. I'm going to have to get up out of my hammock and find the Worrell button.
You're on mlb.tv right? If you click on "change broadcast" sometimes it gives you the option to do an audio overlay of KBME. It's synched perfectly. That option isn't always there for me - dunno if it varies due to my signal strength, or the phases of the moon, or what, but when it is, it's a fantastic way to watch.

Fuck Ashby. Can we start a campaign to get the Astros to trade for JD?
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #28 on: September 04, 2013, 04:45:08 pm »
It's all great to win a game and all, but what I want to know is how's Reuben's  water situation?

Never mind, I see now.
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #29 on: September 04, 2013, 04:50:33 pm »
Quote from: NeilT on September 04, 2013, 04:45:08 pm
It's all great to win a game and all, but what I want to know is how's Reuben's  water situation?

Never mind, I see now.
I was thinking this whole site should really just become my blog, what do you think? Softball accounts, well water updates, pictures of my dog, descriptions of what I had for breakfast...
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #30 on: September 04, 2013, 05:01:54 pm »
Quote from: Reuben on September 04, 2013, 04:50:33 pm
I was thinking this whole site should really just become my blog, what do you think? Softball accounts, well water updates, pictures of my dog, descriptions of what I had for breakfast...

Just don't get depressing.  The season's depressing enough.
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #31 on: September 04, 2013, 05:05:28 pm »
Quote from: Reuben on September 04, 2013, 04:50:33 pm
I was thinking this whole site should really just become my blog, what do you think? Softball accounts, well water updates, pictures of my dog, descriptions of what I had for breakfast...

I missed the breakfast update but I will take a guess it was grits and vegemite?
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #32 on: September 04, 2013, 05:08:56 pm »
Quote from: Aussie Astro on September 04, 2013, 05:05:28 pm
I missed the breakfast update but I will take a guess it was grits and vegemite?
Exactly! None of that marmite shit...
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #33 on: September 04, 2013, 05:13:59 pm »
Quote from: Reuben on September 04, 2013, 05:08:56 pm
Exactly! None of that marmite shit...

Some people say it tastes the same... Philistines!
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #34 on: September 04, 2013, 05:30:47 pm »
Quote from: Reuben on September 04, 2013, 04:16:12 pm
Wow, Astros win!

It's Wodan's Day. Was there really any doubt?
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #35 on: September 04, 2013, 08:16:47 pm »
Quote from: Reuben on September 04, 2013, 04:36:38 pm
You're on mlb.tv right? If you click on "change broadcast" sometimes it gives you the option to do an audio overlay of KBME. It's synched perfectly. That option isn't always there for me - dunno if it varies due to my signal strength, or the phases of the moon, or what, but when it is, it's a fantastic way to watch.

Fuck Ashby. Can we start a campaign to get the Astros to trade for JD?

Yeah, I was watching on the Roku and you can choose from whatever TV feeds there are but you can't select an audio feed independently. Ash wasn't really doing anything beyond what he normally does which is his fake laugh. Julia Morales was pimping some upcoming thing and they spent the entire inning talking about her love for Elvis and the Eagles.
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #36 on: September 04, 2013, 09:52:33 pm »
Quote from: Reuben on September 04, 2013, 05:08:56 pm
Exactly! None of that marmite shit...

Nice marmite.
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« Reply #37 on: September 05, 2013, 10:56:16 am »
Quote from: chuck on September 04, 2013, 08:16:47 pm
Yeah, I was watching on the Roku and you can choose from whatever TV feeds there are but you can't select an audio feed independently. Ash wasn't really doing anything beyond what he normally does which is his fake laugh. Julia Morales was pimping some upcoming thing and they spent the entire inning talking about her love for Elvis and the Eagles.
Brownie and Ashby trying to pretend that Ash has a sense of humor is beyond painfully awkward.
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #38 on: September 05, 2013, 11:18:36 am »
I think "awkward" describes Ashby's announcing skills in many ways.
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« Reply #39 on: September 05, 2013, 05:01:50 pm »
Quote from: juliogotay on September 05, 2013, 11:18:36 am
I think "awkward" describes Ashby's announcing skills in many ways.

Negotiating skills, too, apparently.
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #40 on: September 06, 2013, 09:03:49 am »
asshole works too
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #41 on: September 06, 2013, 08:18:11 pm »
Quote from: austro on September 05, 2013, 05:01:50 pm
Negotiating skills, too, apparently.
What's this in reference to?
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #42 on: September 06, 2013, 08:48:21 pm »
Quote from: Reuben on September 06, 2013, 08:18:11 pm
What's this in reference to?

How he ended up in Toronto, probably.
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Re: Twins @ Astros September 4, 2013
« Reply #43 on: September 06, 2013, 08:52:54 pm »
Quote from: Bench on September 06, 2013, 08:48:21 pm
How he ended up in Toronto, probably.

Yes. According to JimR's sources (if I remember correctly), he was a real ass negotiating a new deal when his radio contract was up.
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