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Mariners @ Astros August 29, 2013
« on: August 29, 2013, 03:44:51 pm »
Your lineups, which features the return of Q!!!:

Mariners

SBrad Miller
2BNick Franklin
3BKyle Seager
DHRaul Ibanez
1BJustin Smoak
RFFranklin Gutierrez
LFJoe Saunders
CFDustin Ackley
CHumberto Quintero
SEA: Erasmo Ramirez (4-1, 5.44)

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LF Robbie Grossman
RF L.J. Hoes
2B Jose Altuve
C Jason Castro
3B Matt Dominguez
DH Chris Carter
1B Brett Wallace
CF Brandon Barnes
SS Jonathan Villar
HOU: Jordan Lyles (6-6, 5.15)
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Re: Mariners @ Astros August 29, 2013
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2013, 05:18:32 pm »
This weekend series is the World Series for the 2013 Houston Astros.  Finally, a chance to get four straight games with the hated Mariners in our home stadium.  The entire year for both teams was a mere prelude to what should be an epic showdown.  Oh, those smug fucking seafarers and their fish flinging fucking fans have just been chuckling to themselves, sipping their cortados and pretending not to have been nervously eyeing Labor Day weekend on their calendars since the opening bell rang back in April.  WELL IT'S ON NOW MOTHERFUCKERS.  You can't ignore the decades of insults and the painful past that forged this hated rivalry any longer.  Your day of reckoning is here, and IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME. 

Play ball.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros August 29, 2013
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2013, 05:21:16 pm »
I believe we have collectively lost our minds.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros August 29, 2013
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2013, 07:48:08 pm »
Kill the Mariners.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros August 29, 2013
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2013, 07:49:04 pm »
Wow. Lyles walks Q. Not an easy thing to do.

Glad to see Q back in the majors though.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros August 29, 2013
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2013, 07:55:00 pm »
Quote from: Reuben on August 29, 2013, 07:49:04 pm
Wow. Lyles walks Q. Not an easy thing to do.

Lyles has firsthand knowledge of the kind of carnage that Q can wreak. There's no way he's challenging him.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros August 29, 2013
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2013, 08:31:31 pm »
So we're in line for a four game sweep at this point, which would be consistent with the World Series comparison.

3-1 seamen, top of the fifth.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros August 29, 2013
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2013, 08:38:00 pm »
I AM BRETT WALLACE!

Solo shot, deep into the right field seats.

3-2 Seattle, bottom of the fifth.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros August 29, 2013
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2013, 08:54:50 pm »
Captain Obvious says this inning should be over.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros August 29, 2013
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