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Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« on: August 17, 2013, 05:33:25 pm »
Your lineups:

Astros

LFRobbie Grossman
1BBrett Wallace
2BJose Altuve
CJason Castro
DHChris Carter
3BMatt Dominguez
CFBrandon Barnes
RFL.J. Hoes
SSJonathan Villar
HOU: Dallas Keuchel (5-7, 4.97)

Angels

CF Peter Bourjos
RF Collin Cowgill
LF Mike Trout
1B Mark Trumbo
SS Erick Aybar
DH Josh Hamilton
3B Chris Nelson
C Chris Iannetta
2B Grant Green
ANA: Garrett Richards (3-5, 4.04)
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2013, 08:23:12 pm »
This is the mlbtv free game.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2013, 09:09:31 pm »
Keuchel's command is not particularly sharp tonight. This one could get ugly in a hurry.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2013, 09:38:44 pm »
Wallace with a two run shot to tie the game 4 all in the 4th.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2013, 09:41:18 pm »
Wallace 3 for 3, all very hard hit balls.  He is on a tear right now.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2013, 09:56:15 pm »
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Wallace 3 for 3, all very hard hit balls.  He is on a tear right now.

Wallace, Grossman, Peacock..they've all come back from OKC much improved over when they left.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2013, 10:00:05 pm »
Quote from: juliogotay on August 17, 2013, 09:56:15 pm
Wallace, Grossman, Peacock..they've all come back from OKC much improved over when they left.
Agreed.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2013, 10:00:36 pm »
Humber replacing Kuechel. Help us Baby Jesus.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2013, 10:01:15 pm »
Runners on 1st and 2nd. Humber Ks Trumbo swinging. Big out.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2013, 10:01:55 pm »
Ash just said the BA against Humber this year against lefties is almost .500. Wow
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2013, 10:02:44 pm »
Aybar up, Hamilton on deck.

Aybar grounds out slowly to short. runners on 2nd and 3rd 2 outs.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2013, 10:04:49 pm »
Altuve and Villar trade positions in the shift for Hamilton. Hamilton hits a rocket to 1st that was picked by Wallace. 3-1 if your scoring the putout at home.

Going to the 6th. 5-4 good guys
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2013, 10:06:13 pm »
Whew! Got out unscathed. Humber pitching is like playing with dynamite.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2013, 10:08:04 pm »
Julie is eating helmet nachos.

Barnes Ks flailing at an outside pitch. 1 down

Hoes up.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2013, 10:08:29 pm »
Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 17, 2013, 10:00:36 pm
Humber replacing Kuechel. Help us Baby Jesus.

And he did.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2013, 10:08:53 pm »
Hoes was robbed on a nice play by Green. 2 down
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2013, 10:09:26 pm »
Villar grounds to short. 1-2-3 headed to the bottom of 6. 5-4 good guys
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2013, 10:10:31 pm »
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2013, 10:23:43 pm »
End of 6 Astros lead 5 to 4.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2013, 10:31:15 pm »
Wallace is swinging with more authority tonight. He's looked timid for a few days. He always slumps when he's timid.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #20 on: August 17, 2013, 10:34:54 pm »
Wallace Ks against the lefty. Grossman is picked off. The Beatles are singing the 7th inning stretch.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #21 on: August 17, 2013, 10:36:02 pm »
Oberholtzer going for the good guys tomorrow. He is 2-1 with a 0.87 Era since his recall in 3 starts.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #22 on: August 17, 2013, 10:36:40 pm »
Humber still pitching. Cowgill batting. Cowgill Ks
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #23 on: August 17, 2013, 10:40:34 pm »
Trout walks.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2013, 10:41:38 pm »
Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 17, 2013, 10:31:15 pm
Wallace is swinging with more authority tonight. He's looked timid for a few days. He always slumps when he's timid.

He's had close to a thousand mlb at bats.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #25 on: August 17, 2013, 10:43:44 pm »
Trumbo has a triple and homer tonight.

Trout steals 2nd.

Trumbo Ks.
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« Reply #26 on: August 17, 2013, 10:45:55 pm »
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He's had close to a thousand mlb at bats.
But when he's aggressive he is at his best. The Ensberg approach doesn't work for Wallace.
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« Reply #27 on: August 17, 2013, 10:47:44 pm »
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But when he's aggressive he is at his best. The Ensberg approach doesn't work for Wallace.

Didn't work for Ensberg either.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #28 on: August 17, 2013, 10:51:18 pm »
Wow. Grounder to 3rd. Takes a bad hop past Dominguez. Grossman throws out Trout at home and Castro drops the ball. 5-5.

Humber is being replaced.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #29 on: August 17, 2013, 10:53:22 pm »
Aybar on 2nd. Hamilton up to bat. Kevin Chapman in to pitch.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #30 on: August 17, 2013, 10:54:47 pm »
Hamilton hits a towering fly to right. Hoes puts it away. Going to the 8th.
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« Reply #31 on: August 17, 2013, 10:56:32 pm »
Dane De la Rosa in to pitch for the Halos.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #32 on: August 17, 2013, 11:00:04 pm »
Castro grounds out to Aybar. 1 down. Carter needs to park one here
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #33 on: August 17, 2013, 11:02:01 pm »
Carter singles down the left field line.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #34 on: August 17, 2013, 11:04:46 pm »
Dominguez lines out to right. 2 down
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #35 on: August 17, 2013, 11:06:42 pm »
Barnes is blown away. Going to the bottom of 8
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #36 on: August 17, 2013, 11:11:52 pm »
Zeid in to pitch.

Nelson singles to right,

Ianetta up.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #37 on: August 17, 2013, 11:15:16 pm »
Romine hitting for Ianetta.

Sac bunt with 2 strikes. 1 out Nelson on 2nd.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #38 on: August 17, 2013, 11:16:59 pm »
Grant Green up.

Green lines out to short. 2 down

Bourjus up.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #39 on: August 17, 2013, 11:18:39 pm »
Peter grounds out to Altuve at 2nd.

Going to the 9th. 5-5
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #40 on: August 17, 2013, 11:24:01 pm »
Hoes hits one down the RF line and gets thrown out but is called safe at 2nd.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #41 on: August 17, 2013, 11:24:58 pm »
Upon further review Hoes is out by 10 feet. The umps are talking about it.
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« Reply #42 on: August 17, 2013, 11:25:40 pm »
Now they are calling him out and Porter is out arguing.
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« Reply #43 on: August 17, 2013, 11:30:09 pm »
Porter argues with 2 umps for 5 minutes and does not get ejected.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #44 on: August 17, 2013, 11:31:07 pm »
Villar Ks. Grossman up.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #45 on: August 17, 2013, 11:33:56 pm »
Grossman Ks. Going to the bottom of 9.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #46 on: August 17, 2013, 11:36:33 pm »
Fields in to pitch. Shuck to bat.
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« Reply #47 on: August 17, 2013, 11:37:52 pm »
Shuck singles to center. Trout up. I have a bad feeling.
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« Reply #48 on: August 17, 2013, 11:38:41 pm »
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Grossman Ks. Going to the bottom of 9.

With that circling the bowl feeling.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #49 on: August 17, 2013, 11:39:46 pm »
Trout grounds to 3rd. Matty gets the lead runner. 1 out. Trout on 1st. Trumbo up.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #50 on: August 17, 2013, 11:41:37 pm »
Trumbo grounds into a 6-4-3 DP. free baseball
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« Reply #51 on: August 17, 2013, 11:42:46 pm »
I'll never understand why anybody messes with Sasquatch. Just eat your beef jerky and leave Sasquatch alone.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #52 on: August 17, 2013, 11:44:54 pm »
Shuck in right. Ferieri pitching.

Wallace Altuve and Castro due up.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #53 on: August 17, 2013, 11:45:32 pm »
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I'll never understand why anybody messes with Sasquatch. Just eat your beef jerky and leave Sasquatch alone.

Finding Bigfoot on?
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #54 on: August 17, 2013, 11:46:04 pm »
Wallace Ks
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #55 on: August 17, 2013, 11:46:52 pm »
Altuve lines out to 2nd on a leaping grab. 2down.
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You know, just offer him some beef jerky, become buds, get him to ride in the car with you and then take him and turn him in for the gazillion dollars you will get for him. But no. They squirt him in the face with water and he beats the crap out of them.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #57 on: August 17, 2013, 11:50:15 pm »
Castro Ks. Frieri can bring the heat.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #58 on: August 17, 2013, 11:51:37 pm »
Sasquatch is in the hen house and the girl don't offer him beef jerky. Nope she decides to dump a bucket of water on him and he throws her in the cow hockey pile. Why do they mess with Sasquatch?
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #59 on: August 17, 2013, 11:53:48 pm »
Fields still in.
Aybar up.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #60 on: August 17, 2013, 11:54:41 pm »
Do any of yall buy the story that Paul McCartney died young and was replaced in the Beatles for years by an imposter?
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #61 on: August 17, 2013, 11:55:05 pm »
Aybar pops out. Hamilton up.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #62 on: August 17, 2013, 11:56:27 pm »
Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 17, 2013, 11:51:37 pm
Sasquatch is in the hen house and the girl don't offer him beef jerky. Nope she decides to dump a bucket of water on him and he throws her in the cow hockey pile. Why do they mess with Sasquatch?

Beef jerky (or cold beer) will definately win more friends than a bucket water, some people just don't think.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #63 on: August 17, 2013, 11:56:50 pm »
Hamilton ends it with a bomb to right.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #64 on: August 17, 2013, 11:57:30 pm »
Looks like Fields hung a curve and Hamilton got all of it. A no doubter. 6-5 Halos.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #65 on: August 17, 2013, 11:58:20 pm »
Quote from: Aussie Astro on August 17, 2013, 11:56:27 pm
Beef jerky (or cold beer) will definately win more friends than a bucket water, some people just don't think.
Obviously not. I think the Astros as a whole have messed with Sasquatch.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #66 on: August 17, 2013, 11:58:35 pm »
Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 17, 2013, 11:54:41 pm
Do any of yall buy the story that Paul McCartney died young and was replaced in the Beatles for years by an imposter?

It doesn't matter how crazy your story is, someone will believe it.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #67 on: August 18, 2013, 12:00:32 am »
Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 17, 2013, 11:58:20 pm
Obviously not. I think the Astros as a whole have messed with Sasquatch.

Is messing with a Sasquatch like running over a chinaman?  If it is, we probably have.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #68 on: August 18, 2013, 12:04:20 am »
I think one of them slept with one of the BBGs wives on a road trip.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #69 on: August 18, 2013, 12:27:56 am »
Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 17, 2013, 10:10:31 pm
The wifey has Italian Beef fixed. Will be gone for a few.
Please describe, and/or give up the recipe.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #70 on: August 18, 2013, 12:32:47 am »
Quote from: Aussie Astro on August 18, 2013, 12:00:32 am
Is messing with a Sasquatch like running over a chinaman?  If it is, we probably have.
Not the preferred nomenclature.
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Re: Astros @ Angels August 17, 2013
« Reply #71 on: August 18, 2013, 03:58:16 pm »
Quote from: Lefty on August 18, 2013, 12:27:56 am
Please describe, and/or give up the recipe.
It's roast all shredded and then lipton soup mix and Italian seasonings and you eat it like a BBQ sandwich. Good stuff.
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