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(Points at Nolan Ryan, laughs heartily)
« on: August 09, 2013, 01:16:24 pm »
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Rangers have acquired OF Alex Rios and cash considerations from the White Sox for a player to be named later or cash. Rios has 12 HR-55 RBI.
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Re: (Points at Nolan Ryan, laughs heartily)
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2013, 01:41:19 pm »
Damn it! Carter has 19 HR and 52 RBI, and an OPS+ of 100, just like Rios. You're telling me we couldn't have shipped him up I-45?
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Re: (Points at Nolan Ryan, laughs heartily)
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2013, 02:02:57 pm »
can't trade within your own division.
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Re: (Points at Nolan Ryan, laughs heartily)
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2013, 02:08:31 pm »
can't trade within your own division.

And then there's that whole expectation of having to play the outfield.
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« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2013, 02:10:50 pm »
can't trade within your own division.

It's not like they are really in the same division.

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« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2013, 03:49:53 pm »
It's not like they are really in the same division.
Thought they couldn't be relegated until after the season?
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Re: (Points at Nolan Ryan, laughs heartily)
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2013, 04:51:45 pm »
can't trade within your own division.

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« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2013, 10:40:08 am »
can't trade within your own division.

Which wouldn't be an issue if we weren't in the dag-blasted Amurrican Leeg.
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