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Mariners @ Astros July 21, 2013
« on: July 21, 2013, 11:10:40 am »
Your lineups:

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SSBrad Miller
2BNick Franklin
LFRaul Ibanez
DHKendrys Morales
3BKyle Seager
1BJustin Smoak
RFMichael Saunders
CFDustin Ackley
CHenry Blanco
SEA: Felix Hernandez (10-4, 2.53)

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2B Jose Altuve
3B Brett Wallace
DH Jason Castro
1B Chris Carter
C Carlos Corporan
LF Marc Krauss
RF Justin Maxwell
CF Brandon Barnes
SS Jake Elmore
HOU: Jordan Lyles (4-3, 4.02)
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 21, 2013
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2013, 11:52:28 am »
Hey, at least Castro won't lose the game on an error today.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 21, 2013
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2013, 12:48:25 pm »
Lyles better not be pitching to contact today.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 21, 2013
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2013, 01:07:32 pm »
Quote from: geezerdonk on July 21, 2013, 12:48:25 pm
Lyles better not be pitching to contact today.
As long as he makes them hit everything in the air, to CF or RF, he'll be okay.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 21, 2013
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2013, 01:40:23 pm »
HPU has a thimble zone thus far. Lyles ain't helping himself, and Elmore is not a SS.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 21, 2013
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2013, 01:48:38 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on July 21, 2013, 01:40:23 pm
HPU has a thimble zone thus far. Lyles ain't helping himself, and Elmore is not a SS.
I think that could be the final recap for this game.

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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 21, 2013
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2013, 01:59:15 pm »
To Lyles' credit, he came back out for the 3rd. Probably not easy to show your face on the mound again after the beating he took in the 2nd.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 21, 2013
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2013, 02:16:02 pm »
Quote from: Reuben on July 21, 2013, 01:59:15 pm
To Lyles' credit, he came back out for the 3rd. Probably not easy to show your face on the mound again after the beating he took in the 2nd.

Beatdowns can take you in either of two directions (and I've taken both): on the one hand, you're anxious to right the ship and get back out there.  Then, on the other hand, sometimes the "fuckits" take over, and you just beg out of another inning, saying something like it isn't my day.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 21, 2013
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2013, 02:45:37 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on July 21, 2013, 01:40:23 pm
HPU has a thimble zone thus far. Lyles ain't helping himself, and Elmore is not a SS.
First words I hear when I tuned in the game were Sparks saying, "no one feels worse than Elmore."
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 21, 2013
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2013, 03:31:01 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on July 21, 2013, 02:45:37 pm
First words I hear when I tuned in the game were Sparks saying, "no one feels worse than Elmore."

It's hard to soldier on when your SS blows a tailor-made 6-U-3 twin killing. However, Lyles demonstrated a lack of maturity by falling apart after the error, and this isn't the first time either.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 21, 2013
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2013, 03:37:51 pm »
This is past painful to watch.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 21, 2013
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2013, 03:48:26 pm »
I feel vindicated for skipping the game and spending the day at the office.  This looks abysmal.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 21, 2013
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2013, 03:53:11 pm »
Well they weren't going to beat King Felix anyway so they may as well get this shit out of their system.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 21, 2013
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2013, 04:15:22 pm »
Quote from: Bench on July 21, 2013, 03:48:26 pm
I feel vindicated for skipping the game and spending the day at the office.  This looks abysmal.

You're just avoiding BatGirl's honey-do list.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 21, 2013
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2013, 04:42:05 pm »
And this one is mercifully over. 12-5 Have fun recapping this one, RB!!!
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 21, 2013
« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2013, 07:56:59 pm »
Quote from: juliogotay on July 21, 2013, 03:53:11 pm
Well they weren't going to beat King Felix anyway so they may as well get this shit out of their system.
There's a limit?
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 21, 2013
« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2013, 08:49:49 pm »
Quote from: Texifornia on July 21, 2013, 07:56:59 pm
There's a limit?

I was playing the straight man waiting for someone to take the bait.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 21, 2013
« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2013, 09:07:43 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on July 21, 2013, 04:42:05 pm
And this one is mercifully over. 12-5 Have fun recapping this one, RB!!!

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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 21, 2013
« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2013, 11:21:13 pm »
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 21, 2013
« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2013, 01:21:06 am »
Quote from: juliogotay on July 21, 2013, 08:49:49 pm
I was playing the straight man waiting for someone to take the bait.
When you tee one up that high it's hard not to take a swing.
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