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Manny to the Rangers
« on: July 03, 2013, 04:32:25 pm »
The Rangers have agreed to sign Manny Ramirez to a minor league deal.  LINK

This could be entertaining!
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Re: Manny to the Rangers
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2013, 05:13:06 pm »
The Rangers have agreed to sign Manny Ramirez to a minor league deal.  LINK

This could be entertaining!

What it means is that the stRangers aren't thrilled with Berkman's output thus far.
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Re: Manny to the Rangers
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2013, 05:14:40 pm »
What it means is that the stRangers aren't thrilled with Berkman's output thus far.

Or, to quote a favorite film of mine...

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Re: Manny to the Rangers
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2013, 05:29:36 pm »
What it means is that the stRangers aren't thrilled with Berkman's output thus far.

Per Calcatera snark, it means they are going to need someone to step into Nelson Cruz' shoes after he gets slapped with a drug suspension... (his tweet was more entertaining, of course, but I don't care enough to try to go back and find it...).
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Re: Manny to the Rangers
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2013, 07:29:05 pm »
Or, to quote a favorite film of mine...

"Desperation is a stinky cologne."

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« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2013, 08:02:03 pm »
Per Calcatera snark, it means they are going to need someone to step into Nelson Cruz' shoes after he gets slapped with a drug suspension... (his tweet was more entertaining, of course, but I don't care enough to try to go back and find it...).

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Re: Manny to the Rangers
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2013, 02:24:17 pm »
We're gonna be at RoughRiders (AA) games on Saturday and Sunday. Wonder if we'll see 'im.
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« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2013, 05:07:04 pm »
We're gonna be at RoughRiders (AA) games on Saturday and Sunday. Wonder if we'll see 'im.

I thought that he was headed for Round Rock.
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Re: Manny to the Rangers
« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2013, 05:10:45 pm »
I thought that he was headed for Round Rock.

Yes, unfortunately he is. Which means that our potential AA meeting at Round Rock may be overwhelmed by band-wagoning, schlong-gorvelling Rangers fans. The prospect is pretty revolting.
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Re: Manny to the Rangers
« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2013, 05:23:27 pm »
Yes, unfortunately he is. Which means that our potential AA meeting at Round Rock may be overwhelmed by band-wagoning, schlong-gorvelling Rangers fans. The prospect is pretty revolting.

It's a golden opportunity to fuck with them. I'm jealous. I'd scream something about collecting cheaters all game.
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Re: Manny to the Rangers
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2013, 08:13:47 am »
I thought that he was headed for Round Rock.

I figured he probably was, but I didn't know. I'd heard the news that he was headed for the minors but didn't know where. There were waaaay too many things on the Buffalo Wild Wings tv sets to hear that detail.
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« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2013, 09:01:41 am »
I figured he probably was, but I didn't know. I'd heard the news that he was headed for the minors but didn't know where. There were waaaay too many things on the Buffalo Wild Wings tv sets to hear that detail.
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« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2013, 09:04:00 am »
If you own a teenage boy, or are owned by one, at some point you will be in a buffalo wild wings.
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« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2013, 09:55:14 am »
If you own a teenage boy, or are owned by one, at some point you will be in a buffalo wild wings.

Well, you guys will have another choice soon. Plucker's is coming to town.
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Re: Manny to the Rangers
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2013, 02:09:17 pm »
We've already been to the Pluckers in Grapevine and Plano. Good, but pricey. I will say that their mac & cheese is very good and they make a nice patty melt.

Just tried Quaker Steak & Lube in Carrollton last night after the RoughRiders game. Pretty good.

I have two teenage boys, one of whom is a fan of BWW, and of the three wing restaurants mentioned in this post, BWW's the closest by far. Plus the one by us always hires a manager who is from Houston or has worked at a BWW in Houston, so any time we're there and request that a tv near us gets tuned to a channel with a Houston sports team, we get obliged very quickly.
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« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2013, 03:08:41 pm »
I think Plucker's is the best wing I have ever had, although some of that may just be that I like their blue cheese a lot. Have yet to find anything here worth a damn yet.
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« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2013, 11:11:29 pm »
Yes, unfortunately he is. Which means that our potential AA meeting at Round Rock may be overwhelmed by band-wagoning, schlong-gorvelling Rangers fans. The prospect is pretty revolting.

Well this statement turned out to be completely on point.

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Re: Manny to the Rangers
« Reply #17 on: July 10, 2013, 08:29:34 am »
We've already been to the Pluckers in Grapevine and Plano. Good, but pricey. I will say that their mac & cheese is very good and they make a nice patty melt.

Just tried Quaker Steak & Lube in Carrollton last night after the RoughRiders game. Pretty good.

I have two teenage boys, one of whom is a fan of BWW, and of the three wing restaurants mentioned in this post, BWW's the closest by far. Plus the one by us always hires a manager who is from Houston or has worked at a BWW in Houston, so any time we're there and request that a tv near us gets tuned to a channel with a Houston sports team, we get obliged very quickly.
There is a restaurant called Quaker Steak and Lube?
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« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2013, 09:17:51 am »
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« Reply #20 on: July 10, 2013, 09:43:42 am »
Well this statement turned out to be completely on point.

Sunday was his first game and we were there (for unrelated reasons).  Every time people cheered for him I would yell "YAY STEROIDS!" which turned out to be a great way to bait clueless bandwagon fans into revealing their clueless bandwagon nature.  One guy I talked to had come to the park genuinely convinced that Manny was here because he "wanted to play for a great team like the Express."

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« Reply #21 on: July 10, 2013, 11:08:54 am »
Sunday was his first game and we were there (for unrelated reasons).  Every time people cheered for him I would yell "YAY STEROIDS!" which turned out to be a great way to bait clueless bandwagon fans into revealing their clueless bandwagon nature.  One guy I talked to had come to the park genuinely convinced that Manny was here because he "wanted to play for a great team like the Express."

To be fair, his last team was in Taiwan.  Round Rock is definitely a step up (baseball-wise, not so much in culture or cuisine).   
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