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Astros @ Tigers May 13, 2013
« on: May 13, 2013, 03:16:44 pm »
Your lineups for tonight's game from the Motor City:

Astros

CFRobbie Grossman
RFJimmy Paredes
2BJose Altuve
CJason Castro
1BChris Carter
DHCarlos Pena
LFJ.D. Martinez
3BMatt Dominguez
SSMarwin Gonzalez
HOU: Bud Norris (4-3, 3.40)

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LF Andy Dirks
RF Torii Hunter
3B Miguel Cabrera
1B Prince Fielder
DH Victor Martinez
C Alex Avila
SS Jhonny Peralta
CF Don Kelly
2B Omar Infante
DET: Anibal Sanchez (3-3, 1.97)
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Re: Astros @ Tigers May 13, 2013
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2013, 06:42:27 pm »
God damnit, Paredes. That's your call. Now our best player is hurt, you prick.
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Re: Astros @ Tigers May 13, 2013
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2013, 06:49:42 pm »
Way to go, Grossman! Dumbass throw, Hunter. You let your ego cloud your judgment.
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Re: Astros @ Tigers May 13, 2013
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2013, 06:49:44 pm »
God damnit, Paredes. That's your call. Now our best player is hurt, you prick.

Just got a text from a buddy about this.  What happened?!? How bad did it look like Altuve got hurt?
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Re: Astros @ Tigers May 13, 2013
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2013, 07:00:55 pm »
Just got a text from a buddy about this.  What happened?!? How bad did it look like Altuve got hurt?

He was holding his jaw. It appeared that he caught Paredes's shoulder in the jaw.
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Re: Astros @ Tigers May 13, 2013
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2013, 07:09:00 pm »
Went back and watched the Altuve injury play.

Pop into shallow right towards the line.  Altuve going back for the ball and Paredes coming in.  In the replay (camera covering Jose) you can see Altuve saying 'I got it, I got it' and in the another replay you can hear someone yell 'I got it' at the last second, and Altuve goes face-first into Paredes' right shoulder. Popped up quickly, and doesn't appear to have any busted teeth, but Altuve touching his right ear/jaw area and trainer working on the back of the right jaw.  Altuve left the game before the next pitch was thrown.
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Re: Astros @ Tigers May 13, 2013
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2013, 07:13:08 pm »
That was a nice sequence by Norris against Cabrera in the bottom of the third.
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Re: Astros @ Tigers May 13, 2013
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2013, 07:18:36 pm »
Victor Martinez cranks a two-run laser HR to right  to put DET up 3-2 in B4 (none out).

[No clue how the Astros got their runs].
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Re: Astros @ Tigers May 13, 2013
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2013, 07:22:56 pm »
Smith via Twitter:

Brian T. Smith ‏@ChronAstros
#Astros' Jose Altuve has a sublexed right jaw. #MLB
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Re: Astros @ Tigers May 13, 2013
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2013, 07:30:13 pm »
This game has gotten out of hand in the bottom of the fourth inning. 7-2. That was a downright abysmal 0-2 pitch to Dirks on the grand salami.
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Re: Astros @ Tigers May 13, 2013
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2013, 07:33:31 pm »
Victor Martinez cranks a two-run laser HR to right  to put DET up 3-2 in B4 (none out).

[No clue how the Astros got their runs].

Bud loads the bases with one out B4 and Andy friggin' Dirks hits the grand slam to RF (I still don't know what the heck an Andy Dirks is, but by now I guess I should).  Dirks is now a 3B away from the cycle today...  

Hunter robbed of a single by Marwin at 2B for the second out, and Cabrera grounds out to 3B to mercifully end the inning...

End 4: HOU 2, DET 7
« Last Edit: May 13, 2013, 07:35:52 pm by OregonStrosFan »
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Re: Astros @ Tigers May 13, 2013
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2013, 07:35:25 pm »
This game has gotten out of hand in the bottom of the fourth inning. 7-2. That was a downright abysmal 0-2 pitch to Dirks on the grand salami.

(1) I'm beginning to despise Dirks (no reason other than he has been slaughtering the Astros this season); and
(2) is it just me, or has this team given up a shit-load of 0-2 home runs this year?!?
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Re: Astros @ Tigers May 13, 2013
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2013, 07:41:46 pm »
(1) I'm beginning to despise Dirks (no reason other than he has been slaughtering the Astros this season); and
(2) is it just me, or has this team given up a shit-load of 0-2 home runs this year?!?

I think that have been way too many 0-2 pitches over the plate.
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Re: Astros @ Tigers May 13, 2013
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2013, 08:04:24 pm »
Not that anyone cares (I barely do), but Middle 6: HOU 2, DET 7.  Bud looks as if he's going to start B6, but Porter and the trainer (Lucero?) go out and Paul Clemens is called in as an injury replacement (Ashby speculating it may be a blister issue on the hand) (Bud left due to lower back spasms).
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Re: Astros @ Tigers May 13, 2013
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2013, 09:10:47 pm »
God damnit, Paredes. That's your call. Now our best player is hurt, you prick.
+1

I keep saying ... Paredes only has one natural position -- DH.  All of the rest of the ones he has tried have failed.  Get him out of RF!!
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Re: Astros @ Tigers May 13, 2013
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2013, 09:55:16 pm »
+1

I keep saying ... Paredes only has one natural position -- DH.  All of the rest of the ones he has tried have failed.  Get him out of RF!!

Guessing he'll be moved to second for a while

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Re: Astros @ Tigers May 13, 2013
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2013, 07:29:44 am »
Guessing he'll be moved to second for a while

Altuve says he'll be in lineup tonight.

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Re: Astros @ Tigers May 13, 2013
« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2013, 08:09:13 am »
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Re: Astros @ Tigers May 13, 2013
« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2013, 08:30:08 am »
BudGirl has a demanding boss.

BudGirl is one tough cookie. If she puts her mind to being happy again, then she'll achieve it by leaps and bounds. But she is right. We all are responsible for our own happiness. Stated another way, we each have a choice over our mood and temperament. I used to be a very angry and miserable soul (you all experienced it on a daily basis here) until it dawned on me one day that I had a choice over how I took things; I used to think that I was powerless over my emotions-that was just part of me. Nothing is bigger BS than the statement "that made me angry." That was the day that I decided to change my name here to Mr. Happy to reflect my new outlook, so now you know. And I am happy. It works. It was that day that I began to always count my blessings and be thankful for what I have instead of being jealous and covetous over what I didn't have. An attitude of gratitude changed my life for the better. I am grateful.
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Re: Astros @ Tigers May 13, 2013
« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2013, 09:42:26 am »
I had a female boss that I didn't get along with, though I don't know if it was me or he that was the problem.

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Re: Astros @ Tigers May 13, 2013
« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2013, 09:47:31 am »
I had a female boss that I didn't get along with, though I don't know if it was me or he that was the problem.

Was she transitioning?

And please don't misunderstand, I usually get along with my boss. 
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Re: Astros @ Tigers May 13, 2013
« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2013, 10:00:15 am »
I meant "her" not "he".

I have gotten along with every boss I've ever had besides her. She was a very ambitious, tenured professor. She couldn't take criticism not even a little bit, but she liked to dish it out. I really didn't know what she wanted from me so it was kind of miserable.

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Re: Astros @ Tigers May 13, 2013
« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2013, 10:22:14 am »
I meant "her" not "he".

I have gotten along with every boss I've ever had besides her. She was a very ambitious, tenured professor. She couldn't take criticism not even a little bit, but she liked to dish it out. I really didn't know what she wanted from me so it was kind of miserable.

I figured as much just wanted to try and make a joke.

I have a theory about women on career paths.  There is no research to support this theory.

If the woman is secure in her position and abilities, she'll be good to work for/with.  (I would put my boss in this category.)

If the woman is insecure in her position and abilities, she'll stab you and everyone around you in the back to promote herself. (I would many other VPs, Deans, etc. in this category.)

Please note, I'm in no way saying men are the easiest thing to work with either. 

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« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2013, 11:05:04 am »
I figured as much just wanted to try and make a joke.

I have a theory about women on career paths.  There is no research to support this theory.

If the woman is secure in her position and abilities, she'll be good to work for/with.  (I would put my boss in this category.)

If the woman is insecure in her position and abilities, she'll stab you and everyone around you in the back to promote herself. (I would many other VPs, Deans, etc. in this category.)

Please note, I'm in no way saying men are the easiest thing to work with either. 



I suspect that's not just a woman thing, but sometimes people are just bullies.
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Re: Astros @ Tigers May 13, 2013
« Reply #24 on: May 14, 2013, 12:08:24 pm »
Was she transitioning?


From one cycle to the next?

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Re: Astros @ Tigers May 13, 2013
« Reply #25 on: May 14, 2013, 12:33:19 pm »
Is transitioning another term for the "change of life"?

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« Reply #26 on: May 14, 2013, 01:01:19 pm »
I figured as much just wanted to try and make a joke.

I have a theory about women on career paths.  There is no research to support this theory.

If the woman is secure in her position and abilities, she'll be good to work for/with.  (I would put my boss in this category.)

If the woman is insecure in her position and abilities, she'll stab you and everyone around you in the back to promote herself. (I would many other VPs, Deans, etc. in this category.)

Please note, I'm in no way saying men are the easiest thing to work with either. 



I never understood why a recent female boss I had was one person I did not seem to get along with. Nothing I did was good enough, everything was hypercritical with her... so I could lasso the moon for our team, only to be told she wanted Mars. So when she was moved to another position and I sent her an email congratulating her on her promotion, she told me eggszactly why she disliked me.

Seems a teammate of mine (that was fired for unethical behavior) had told her that I was spreading gossip about her and her managerial style to everyone in the Austin office (my boss was in Kansas City). I never knew that this was the genesis of the problem, I just plain thought she did not like me and there was nothing I could do about it. When I read the email, it floored me. Why me? Well, because said teammate wanted to jaundice everybody on our team so he could gain her good graces and leap frog all of us. The one he considered his biggest rival was me. So I was first on his hit list.

When I talked (called her immediately) to my now ex-boss, I told her I had never even thought any such thing about her and if I were spreading such lies, why did she not just call me instead of believing that lying sack of shit! I mean, he got fired when he got caught doing some really bad things customer related... so there is that. She apologized to me and we cleared the air. So we were actually better in terms of a professional relationship (her new team and our team sometimes work on projects, and really an up and coming major shift in how we do work is related to how well her new team and our team work together). One side note, my new boss, a man, asked me why my ex-boss was so harsh in her PBC ratings of me, since he didn't see how I could possibly be as bad as she wrote about me given how he was seeing my performance under him. I explained and he said "That happens here (as X company) a lot more than we let on... big companies tend to have this sort of thing happen, and it effects all managers, not just (insert ex boss name here)... she got trapped by an old ploy by this guy who knew how to manipulate the system until he got caught... your ex-boss being new to our company and of course you too (we were acquired by this giant company) didn't know better."

Like I said, it wasn't a woman or man thing, it was a B.S. political thing that a good boss let herself get caught up in given her need to perform for a new giant company real fast. She thought I was the Brutus to her Ceasar when we got acquired... and that ploy almost worked too. I am glad that when I was asked about said former teammate and his behavior, I was able to provide some information (factual) about what he did all day, every day around our group. They were investigating him already, so my input was just more logs for the fire.

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Re: Astros @ Tigers May 13, 2013
« Reply #27 on: May 14, 2013, 01:16:45 pm »
I have a theory about women on career paths.  There is no research to support this theory.

If the woman is secure in her position and abilities, she'll be good to work for/with.  (I would put my boss in this category.)

If the woman is insecure in her position and abilities, she'll stab you and everyone around you in the back to promote herself. (I would many other VPs, Deans, etc. in this category.)

In my experience, this is 100% accurate (though certainly not limited to women).
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