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Rangers at Astros Preview Posted!
« on: May 10, 2013, 05:11:30 pm »
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Re: Rangers at Astros Preview Posted!
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2013, 05:17:26 pm »
Just the kind of heartwarming preview we've grown to expect.
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Re: Rangers at Astros Preview Posted!
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2013, 05:38:50 pm »
Fine preview, Mark.
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Re: Rangers at Astros Preview Posted!
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2013, 05:41:08 pm »
Just an ArodHole short of perfect.
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Re: Rangers at Astros Preview Posted!
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2013, 05:59:13 pm »
Fuck those guys.
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Re: Rangers at Astros Preview Posted!
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2013, 06:33:30 pm »
You spelled it right.
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Re: Rangers at Astros Preview Posted!
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2013, 07:07:29 pm »
Outfuckingstanding!!! I triple hate those smug fuckwads. And fuck their frontrunning shithole fans too.
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Re: Rangers at Astros Preview Posted!
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2013, 05:12:16 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on May 10, 2013, 07:07:29 pm
Outfuckingstanding!!! I triple hate those smug fuckwads. And fuck their frontrunning shithole fans too.

This.

Really enjoyed the preview, Mark. Thanks!
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Re: Rangers at Astros Preview Posted!
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2013, 08:01:11 am »
Okay, I'm late. But this is really a great job!  The quintessential MRaup I-hate-the-fucking-________s preview.

Vivid imagery (the pool of vomit in Wrigley was a nice touch); honest bile for the Rangers and their 'fan base', so-called; and did I detect a subtle Bizidy-climbing-the-troll-ladder reset there, amid the injury reports ("And I hate to say it, but you’ve got to wonder about a pitching staff so full of injured arms…")?

Just beautiful, man.
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