Author Topic: Didn't we all agree... (Read 7387 times)

OregonStrosFan · « **on:** May 10, 2013, 01:35:02 pm »

...at least informally... that ybbodeus would be banned from sitting behind home plate at Astros games (or at least out of camera range)?!? Deadspin LINK: "Astros Fan Behind Home Plate Really Wants You To See His Fake Dong"

Fredia · « **Reply #1 on:** May 10, 2013, 02:20:32 pm »

eww but i guess better than looking at crane

subnuclear · « **Reply #2 on:** May 10, 2013, 02:23:41 pm »

Don't compare ybbodeus's classic camera hogging moves to that loser.

Lurch · « **Reply #3 on:** May 10, 2013, 02:34:30 pm »

I just wanted to stop in and see which one of you it was

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #4 on:** May 10, 2013, 02:39:22 pm »

Quote from: Lurch on May 10, 2013, 02:34:30 pm

I just wanted to stop in and see which one of you it was

The Astros would like to know the answer to that as well: (Chron LINK):

“The Houston Astros have no affiliation with the individual involved in the incident in the Diamond Club seating area last night,” Astros Vice President and General Manager of Building Operations Marcel Braithwaite said in a statement. “The individual is not a season ticket holder. The Astros are currently investigating the matter with the proper authorities.”

BizidyDizidy · « **Reply #5 on:** May 10, 2013, 02:41:13 pm »

Cabrera has his dick out

Guinness · « **Reply #6 on:** May 10, 2013, 02:41:58 pm »

Quote from: OregonStrosFan on May 10, 2013, 02:39:22 pm

The Astros would like to know the answer to that as well: (Chron LINK):

“The Houston Astros have no affiliation with the individual involved in the incident in the Diamond Club seating area last night,” Astros Vice President and General Manager of Building Operations Marcel Braithwaite said in a statement. “The individual is not a season ticket holder. The Astros are currently investigating the matter with the proper authorities.”

I hope that's just blowing smoke to make it go away. What proper authorities need to be investigating, seriously? Some doofus stands up and puts a hot dog where his dick is, a move that's only seen by a few hundred people watching on Comcast...seriously who gives a fuck? It was a stupid thing, but why involve cops?

Fredia · « **Reply #7 on:** May 10, 2013, 02:49:07 pm »

so more people saw it here than on tv?

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #8 on:** May 10, 2013, 03:49:43 pm »

Quote from: Fredia on May 10, 2013, 02:49:07 pm

so more people saw it here than on tv?

Excellent point.

remy · « **Reply #9 on:** May 11, 2013, 10:00:35 am »

Quote from: PeteM on May 10, 2013, 02:41:58 pm

I hope that's just blowing smoke to make it go away. What proper authorities need to be investigating, seriously? Some doofus stands up and puts a hot dog where his dick is, a move that's only seen by a few hundred people watching on Comcast...seriously who gives a fuck? It was a stupid thing, but why involve cops?

Getting nervous?

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #10 on:** May 12, 2013, 10:32:26 am »

Quote from: Lurch on May 10, 2013, 02:34:30 pm

I just wanted to stop in and see which one of you it was

Fredia is at the top of the suspect list.

Aussie Astro · « **Reply #11 on:** May 17, 2013, 08:36:24 am »

Quote from: PeteM on May 10, 2013, 02:41:58 pm

I hope that's just blowing smoke to make it go away. What proper authorities need to be investigating, seriously? Some doofus stands up and puts a hot dog where his dick is, a move that's only seen by a few hundred people watching on Comcast...seriously who gives a fuck? It was a stupid thing, but why involve cops?

Proper authorities would be the fun police right?

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #12 on:** May 17, 2013, 08:38:41 am »

Quote from: Aussie Astro on May 17, 2013, 08:36:24 am

Proper authorities would be the fun police right?

Do you really find watching some guy waving a hot dog around like it's his dick to be fun?

Limey · « **Reply #13 on:** May 17, 2013, 09:17:26 am »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on May 17, 2013, 08:38:41 am

Do you really find watching some guy waving a hot dog around like it's his dick to be fun?

More fun than watching the Astros.

Ebby Calvin · « **Reply #14 on:** May 17, 2013, 01:43:17 pm »

Quote from: Aussie Astro on May 17, 2013, 08:36:24 am

Proper authorities would be the fun police right?

Hot Cops.

geezerdonk · « **Reply #15 on:** May 17, 2013, 03:08:17 pm »

Its the Dipshit & Douchebag Squad - formed specially to handle this type of situation.

Aussie Astro · « **Reply #16 on:** May 17, 2013, 11:14:05 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on May 17, 2013, 08:38:41 am

Do you really find watching some guy waving a hot dog around like it's his dick to be fun?

It was a little juvenile but at least he kept his todger out of sight. Did for a bet or a dare maybe?

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #17 on:** May 18, 2013, 09:24:08 am »

Quote from: Aussie Astro on May 17, 2013, 11:14:05 pm

It was a little juvenile but at least he kept his todger out of sight. Did for a bet or a dare maybe?

That still doesn't answer the question of whether or not you thought it was "fun". And secondly, do I get extra credit for everytime I don't pull my dick out and wave it to passers by?

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #18 on:** May 18, 2013, 09:41:33 am »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on May 18, 2013, 09:24:08 am

... do I get extra credit for everytime I don't pull my dick out and wave it to passers by?

Yes, yes you do. Extra extra credit.

Fredia · « **Reply #19 on:** May 18, 2013, 10:10:48 am »

maybe he should work for the astros might draw more of a crowd

strosrays · « **Reply #20 on:** May 18, 2013, 10:48:35 am »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on May 18, 2013, 09:24:08 am

. . . do I get extra credit for everytime I don't pull my dick out and wave it to passers by?

Actually, I think that gets you into Heaven.

MusicMan · « **Reply #21 on:** May 18, 2013, 11:22:48 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on May 18, 2013, 09:24:08 am

And secondly, do I get extra credit for everytime I don't pull my dick out and wave it to passers by?

As soon as you stop, we'll let you know.

Aussie Astro · « **Reply #22 on:** May 19, 2013, 06:49:31 am »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on May 18, 2013, 09:24:08 am

That still doesn't answer the question of whether or not you thought it was "fun". And secondly, do I get extra credit for everytime I don't pull my dick out and wave it to passers by?

Why do I feel like I am the one on trial here? I haven’t been subjected to tenacious cross examination for a long time, and I haven’t missed it a bit.

I will admit that I am sometimes amused by juvenile pranks but there are limits and I don't give credit but I accept cash, cheques and money orders.

So, do I need a lawyer?

Bench · « **Reply #23 on:** May 19, 2013, 09:18:18 am »

Quote from: Aussie Astro on May 19, 2013, 06:49:31 am

So, do I need a lawyer?

Everyone needs a lawyer.

Fredia · « **Reply #24 on:** May 19, 2013, 09:50:01 am »

i have two daughter and son in law

das · « **Reply #25 on:** May 19, 2013, 02:39:20 pm »

Quote from: Bench on May 19, 2013, 09:18:18 am

Everyone needs a lawyer.

You didn't have to chase that ambulance, counselor. It stopped right in front of you.

Noe · « **Reply #26 on:** May 19, 2013, 05:44:35 pm »

Quote from: Aussie Astro on May 19, 2013, 06:49:31 am

Why do I feel like I am the one on trial here? I haven’t been subjected to tenacious cross examination for a long time, and I haven’t missed it a bit.

I will admit that I am sometimes amused by juvenile pranks but there are limits and I don't give credit but I accept cash, cheques and money orders.

So, do I need a lawyer?

DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED?!?!

Aussie Astro · « **Reply #27 on:** May 19, 2013, 06:12:19 pm »

Quote from: Noe in Austin on May 19, 2013, 05:44:35 pm

DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED?!?!

No. And I didn't tell that guy to whip out the snagger either but laughing about it seems to have got me in trouble.

Noe · « **Reply #28 on:** May 19, 2013, 10:30:48 pm »

Quote from: Aussie Astro on May 19, 2013, 06:12:19 pm

No. And I didn't tell that guy to whip out the snagger either but laughing about it seems to have got me in trouble.

Is this funny, sir?
No, it isn't. It's tragic.
Do you have an answer to my question?
Absolutely. My answer is I don't have the first damn clue.

MusicMan · « **Reply #29 on:** May 20, 2013, 09:14:59 am »

Quote from: Noe in Austin on May 19, 2013, 10:30:48 pm

Is this funny, sir?
No, it isn't. It's tragic.
Do you have an answer to my question?
Absolutely. My answer is I don't have the first damn clue.

Unless I'm mistaken, Airman Aussie Astro was going to testify that he had no clue why it was funny.

Aussie Astro · « **Reply #30 on:** May 20, 2013, 05:06:54 pm »

Quote from: MusicMan on May 20, 2013, 09:14:59 am

Unless I'm mistaken, Airman Aussie Astro was going to testify that he had no clue why it was funny.

It would be easy to say I don't know why it is funny, it just is. But, my evidence is that this is not funny and never was. All the focus on the wiener means important issues are being missed. I am surprised and a little disappointed that no one has actually figured it out... Who was the batter? When Oliver Stone gets around to making a movie about it, the guy will be an undercover Astros coach and the sign was for the next pitch, fastball to pooholes junk.

Author Topic: Didn't we all agree... (Read 7387 times)

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