Airplane Idiots

[HudsonHawk]

So I'm sitting in my seat and some fuckstick brings one of those giant rolling duffel bags down the aisle. He tries to lift it into the overhead bin, but surprise, it's 9 times too big. It's also heavy, and he loses control and drops the hole thing right in my face, shattering my glasses into my face.

Would it be impolite to beat the everlasting shit out of him?

[GreatBagwellsBeard]

So I'm sitting in my seat and some fuckstick brings one of those giant rolling duffel bags down the aisle. He tries to lift it into the overhead bin, but surprise, it's 9 times too big. It's also heavy, and he loses control and drops the hole thing right in my face, shattering my glasses into my face.

Would it be impolite to beat the everlasting shit out of him?

I can't think of a jury in the world that would convict you.

[Aussie Astro]

So I'm sitting in my seat and some fuckstick brings one of those giant rolling duffel bags down the aisle. He tries to lift it into the overhead bin, but surprise, it's 9 times too big. It's also heavy, and he loses control and drops the hole thing right in my face, shattering my glasses into my face.

Would it be impolite to beat the everlasting shit out of him?

Hell no.  In fact, you would be doing him a favour and a service to the rest of the community.

[Col. Sphinx Drummond]

How the fuck they let that guy carry that on?

[HudsonHawk]

How the fuck they let that guy carry that on?

I have no idea. But it was way bigger than he could possibly lift over his head. Morons.

[Bench]

So I'm sitting in my seat and some fuckstick brings one of those giant rolling duffel bags down the aisle. He tries to lift it into the overhead bin, but surprise, it's 9 times too big. It's also heavy, and he loses control and drops the hole thing right in my face, shattering my glasses into my face.

Would it be impolite to beat the everlasting shit out of him?

Did he call you four eyes?

[Ron Brand]

Make sure he fits into the overhead bin. And by "make sure" I mean get him in there. Even if it's piece by piece.

[ybbodeus]

How big a boy is he?

[homer]

So I'm sitting in my seat and some fuckstick brings one of those giant rolling duffel bags down the aisle. He tries to lift it into the overhead bin, but surprise, it's 9 times too big. It's also heavy, and he loses control and drops the hole thing right in my face, shattering my glasses into my face.

Would it be impolite to beat the everlasting shit out of him?

Was he the last (or one of the last) people to board the plane?

[Andyzipp]

So I'm sitting in my seat and some fuckstick brings one of those giant rolling duffel bags down the aisle. He tries to lift it into the overhead bin, but surprise, it's 9 times too big. It's also heavy, and he loses control and drops the hole thing right in my face, shattering my glasses into my face.

Would it be impolite to beat the everlasting shit out of him?

no. no man...shit no. i reckon you'd get your ass kicked doin' something like that.

[MRaup]

I believe this is proper etiquette in that situation...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrTktWD07Lg

[Ebby Calvin]

I can't think of a jury in the world that would convict you.

Just wanted to point out that your avatar shows up as GreatBagwellsBear on my iPad, which is awesome.