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« on: March 08, 2013, 09:57:11 pm »
Twitter seems to be blowing up with rumors that something big is going down (like, Dodds on his way out-level big).

Anything substantive out there?
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« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2013, 09:58:43 pm »
Twitter seems to be blowing up with rumors that something big is going down (like, Dodds on his way out-level big).

Anything substantive out there?

I saw this subject and was trying to figure out why Oakland would move their franchise to San Antonio.
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« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2013, 10:00:39 pm »
I saw this subject and was trying to figure out why Oakland would move their franchise to San Antonio.

Oakland's been trying to move a few miles away for years.  You think that Selig will allow them to move to the Astros' backya...

fuck.
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« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2013, 06:31:37 am »
Oakland's been trying to move a few miles away for years.  You think that Selig will allow them to move to the Astros' backya...

fuck.

They are our natural rival.  It would make perfect sense to have them in San Antonio, which is our natural rival city.
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« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2013, 10:31:58 am »
Twitter seems to be blowing up with rumors that something big is going down (like, Dodds on his way out-level big).

Anything substantive out there?

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« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2013, 10:46:55 am »
They are our natural rival.  It would make perfect sense to have them in San Antonio, which is our natural rival city.
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« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2013, 11:30:30 am »
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« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2013, 01:17:36 pm »
I thought all of the twitter commotion was because the university is going to begin selling alcohol at its sporting events. Dodds assures everyone that this decision is not motivated by money, you understand, but because they want to 'do the right thing.'
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« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2013, 01:46:38 pm »
I thought all of the twitter commotion was because the university is going to begin selling alcohol at its sporting events. Dodds assures everyone that this decision is not motivated by money, you understand, but because they want to 'do the right thing.'

I imagine they'll make the MinuteMaid prices look cheap.
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« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2013, 02:32:21 pm »
I imagine they'll make the MinuteMaid prices look cheap.

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« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2013, 04:19:36 pm »
I thought all of the twitter commotion was because the university is going to begin selling alcohol at its sporting events. Dodds assures everyone that this decision is not motivated by money, you understand, but because they want to 'do the right thing.'

So let me get this straight...right now you *can't* buy a beer at a UT football game?
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« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2013, 04:34:29 pm »
So let me get this straight...right now you *can't* buy a beer at a UT football game?

Misery compounded, what.
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« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2013, 05:02:56 pm »
So let me get this straight...right now you *can't* buy a beer at a UT football game?

UH is the only college that allows it, at least in Texas.

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« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2013, 07:16:53 pm »
UH is the only college that allows it, at least in Texas.

You can't buy alcohol at an LSU game.
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« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2013, 09:07:01 pm »
You can't buy alcohol at an LSU game.

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« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2013, 11:04:30 pm »
You can't buy alcohol at an LSU game.
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« Reply #16 on: March 09, 2013, 11:50:13 pm »
UH is the only college that allows it, at least in Texas.

I had no idea. That's shocking to me.
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« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2013, 07:42:33 am »
I had no idea. That's shocking to me.

As I recall UH only sells Bud Light.
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« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2013, 09:05:46 am »
As I recall UH only sells Bud Light.


I think there were more options this year.  If their baseball game is not rained out I can confirm what is sold there.
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« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2013, 10:56:51 am »
As I recall UH only sells Bud Light.


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« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2013, 01:02:41 pm »
As I recall UH only sells Bud Light.


Karbach, Shiner, and several others too.  Rice also sells beer, but you can only drink it in their beer garden, can't take it back to your seat.

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« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2013, 01:39:53 pm »
Karbach, Shiner, and several others too.  Rice also sells beer, but you can only drink it in their beer garden, can't take it back to your seat.



UT does that. Sorta. At least the 2 games I've gone to as a guest of a faculty member, at halftime we were able to go into a large tent-like structure behind the south end zone and drink beers. But you had to drink them there. And I think we had a special pass to get inside. So maybe not the same.     
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« Reply #22 on: March 10, 2013, 03:13:28 pm »
Karbach, Shiner, and several others too.  Rice also sells beer, but you can only drink it in their beer garden, can't take it back to your seat.



And a couple of years ago they added those colorful fake margarita things.
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« Reply #23 on: March 10, 2013, 05:12:10 pm »
In my section you can drink in the concession area, but not in your seat.

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« Reply #24 on: March 10, 2013, 08:19:54 pm »
Texas State has a full bar for the suite and club level seats. It's about the only way to watch Fran "coach" without getting violent.