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I guess he needed the $30M/yr...
« on: February 04, 2013, 09:20:51 pm »
to pay for all the crap he's been alleged to take... wow... Verducci on A-Rod

Here are identifiable substances connected to Alex Rodriguez according to documents released by the Miami New Times, which the publication attributes as the handwritten logs of Florida wellness clinician Tony Bosch. It does not include some substances that could not be identified because of abbreviations or legibility.

Testosterone: Banned substance applied by cream at 10% strength
L-Glutathione: Antioxidant used for cell repair
Troches: 19% testosterone-laced lozenge used prior to workout
Pink cream: Trans-dermal delivery of testosterone
HGH: Injectable growth hormone, a banned substance
CJC: Injectable growth hormone releasing hormone
GHRP: Injectable growth hormone releasing peptide
IGF-1: Banned substance; stimulates insulin and muscle growth
Zinc: Essential mineral used as dietary supplement
Amino acids: Supplement aids in recovery and building of muscle tissue
Vitamin D: Immune system booster
Omega-3, -6, -9: Essential fatty acids
5-HTP: Boosts serotonin production in brain
DHEA: Testosterone precursor
Resveratrol: Plant-based supplement marketed as anti-aging agent
Melatonin: Hormone that helps regulate sleep and wake cycles
Glucosamine: Supplement used for joint and cartilage health
Alpha lipoic acid: Antioxidant that helps turn glucose into energy
Ibuprofen: Anti-inflammatory drug to treats minor aches and pains
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Re: I guess he needed the $30M/yr...
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2013, 10:55:19 am »
I suspect one of the missing meds is Valtrex.
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Re: I guess he needed the $30M/yr...
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2013, 11:47:59 am »
Quote from: Limey on February 05, 2013, 10:55:19 am
I suspect one of the missing meds is Valtrex.

Is that the one that makes you want to sit in a bath tub?
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Re: I guess he needed the $30M/yr...
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2013, 12:25:41 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on February 05, 2013, 11:47:59 am
Is that the one that makes you want to sit in a bath tub?

No, but you'll need it one to three weeks after getting out of that bath tub. 
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I guess he needed the $30M/yr...
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2013, 02:45:55 pm »
I take a back seat to no one when it comes to despising Alex Rodriquez, but what is the purpose of listing substances that are not banned?
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Re: I guess he needed the $30M/yr...
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2013, 02:56:14 pm »
Quote from: geezerdonk on February 05, 2013, 02:45:55 pm
I take a back seat to no one when it comes to despising Alex Rodriquez, but what is the purpose of listing substances that are not banned?

Probably to further condemn him, since they seem to be described as enabling or covering agents. Circumstantial evidence, if you will.
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Re: I guess he needed the $30M/yr...
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2013, 07:36:37 pm »
What?!?! Ryan Braun's name resurfaces regarding PHDs?!?!? Fuck you Bud Selig you corrupt motherfucker.
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Re: I guess he needed the $30M/yr...
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2013, 07:51:38 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on February 05, 2013, 07:36:37 pm
What?!?! Ryan Braun's name resurfaces regarding PHDs?!?!? Fuck you Bud Selig you corrupt motherfucker.

Seriously. Selig needs to fucking go. I hope someone digs up the real truth about Braun's "pardon."  You gotta know that FYB had his gollum-esque fingers in it.
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Re: I guess he needed the $30M/yr...
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2013, 09:38:20 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on February 05, 2013, 07:36:37 pm
What?!?! Ryan Braun's name resurfaces regarding PHDs?!?!? Fuck you Bud Selig you corrupt motherfucker.

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Re: I guess he needed the $30M/yr...
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2013, 10:58:47 am »
Why is this pinned?
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Re: I guess he needed the $30M/yr...
« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2013, 11:55:05 am »
maybe they should make him have an eye exam. blind eyes do not work in baseball
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Re: I guess he needed the $30M/yr...
« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2013, 12:05:00 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on February 06, 2013, 10:58:47 am
Why is this pinned?

Dunno.  Un-pinned.
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Re: I guess he needed the $30M/yr...
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2013, 04:28:35 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on February 05, 2013, 07:36:37 pm
What?!?! Ryan Braun's name resurfaces regarding PHDs?!?!? Fuck you Bud Selig you corrupt motherfucker.
How can you be so "right" about Bud yet so obviously surprised about Braun?  Seriously ... this was just a matter of time.
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Re: I guess he needed the $30M/yr...
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2013, 04:29:21 pm »
Quote from: Ron Brand on February 05, 2013, 02:56:14 pm
Probably to further condemn him, since they seem to be described as enabling or covering agents. Circumstantial evidence, if you will.

Bingo.
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