I was reading around today and saw an anecdote that had a religiously inclined player approach Earl before a game and ask the manager if he would like to participate in that day's team prayer service, assuring that it is uplifting to walk with the Lord. "Son, I'd rather have you walk with the fucking bases loaded."
Actually, the story involved outfielder Pat Kelly, who was going into the ministry and so informed Earl with the phrase "I'm going to walk with the Lord." Earl retorted, "I'd rather you walk with the bases loaded." There's another funny story involving Kelly. Once while his club was on the road, Kelly came up to bat and was announced as the hitter, and the organist, without looking at Kelly, began playing a few notes of "When Irish Eyes are Smiling." The problem was that Kelly was African-American.