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« on: November 26, 2012, 08:10:21 pm »
What a monumentally bad team this is. They're incredibly incompetent.
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Re: Philadelphia Eagles
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2012, 08:16:37 pm »
The Eagles are so bad even the Cowboys beat them.
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Re: Philadelphia Eagles
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2012, 08:22:17 pm »
The Eagles are so bad even the Cowboys beat them.

I picked a great night to start Cam Newton on my fantasy team. So far.
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Re: Philadelphia Eagles
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2012, 08:27:34 pm »
The Eagles are so bad even the Cowboys beat them.

The Philadelphia cratering during that game was really something to see.

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Re: Philadelphia Eagles
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2012, 10:58:43 pm »
I loved the quote about the Phillies winning a game more recently than the Eagles.

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Re: Philadelphia Eagles
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2012, 10:00:33 am »
I picked a great night to start Cam Newton on my fantasy team. So far.
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Re: Philadelphia Eagles
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2012, 10:04:05 am »
Any team that resurrects Michael Vick deserves all the bad karma it gets.

See also Lewis, Ray.
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Re: Philadelphia Eagles
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2012, 11:04:47 am »
I picked a great night to start Cam Newton on my fantasy team. So far.

Yes, yes you did.  At my expense of course.  Of course, if I was Jonathan Stewart, DeAngelo Williams, or Mike Tolbert, i'd want the heck out of Carolina.  Cam steals all their red zone/short yardage work, and they don't get in the flow of the game.
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Re: Philadelphia Eagles
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2012, 01:37:59 pm »
Yes, yes you did.  At my expense of course.  Of course, if I was Jonathan Stewart, DeAngelo Williams, or Mike Tolbert, i'd want the heck out of Carolina.  Cam steals all their red zone/short yardage work, and they don't get in the flow of the game.

Sorry about that. Being down 26 points coming into Monday's game and with only one player's stats remaining, I saw no chance to prevail. However, Cam Newton was a beast last night and actually gave me a decent margin. I never saw that coming. Cam Newton has been hit or miss this season, mostly miss. But between him and Philip Rivers, I started Newton since he was playing the lowly Eagles.
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Re: Philadelphia Eagles
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2012, 02:42:21 pm »
  Of course, if I was Jonathan Stewart, DeAngelo Williams, or Mike Tolbert, i'd want the heck out of Carolina.  Cam steals all their red zone/short yardage work, and they don't get in the flow of the game.
What, you mean those three aren't injured?
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Re: Philadelphia Eagles
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2012, 07:31:22 pm »
What, you mean those three aren't injured?

They'd have to be on my team if they were.
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Re: Philadelphia Eagles
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2012, 12:31:20 pm »
Apparently firing Castillo wasn't enough, now they've effectively done the same thing with their best pass rusher.  Babin must have pissed in someone's Wheaties.

I feel bad for DRyans. He went through some hell here and now the Texans are ready to compete & he's not here.
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Re: Philadelphia Eagles
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2012, 01:56:03 pm »
Sorry about that. Being down 26 points coming into Monday's game and with only one player's stats remaining, I saw no chance to prevail. However, Cam Newton was a beast last night and actually gave me a decent margin. I never saw that coming. Cam Newton has been hit or miss this season, mostly miss. But between him and Philip Rivers, I started Newton since he was playing the lowly Eagles.

If I were you, I'd be starting Newton every week if my alternative was Philip Rivers.   Congrats on the win btw.
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« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2012, 07:00:12 pm »
If I were you, I'd be starting Newton every week if my alternative was Philip Rivers.   Congrats on the win btw.

I have started him over Rivers for most of the games.
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Re: Philadelphia Eagles
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2012, 09:53:23 pm »
I have started him over Rivers for most of the games.

Smart move.  Was never trying to say you didn't either.  Just trying to be helpful if I could.
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Re: Philadelphia Eagles
« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2012, 08:51:45 am »
Smart move.  Was never trying to say you didn't either.  Just trying to be helpful if I could.

Thanks. I need all the help I can get!
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Re: Philadelphia Eagles
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2012, 09:19:51 pm »
It's freaking December, and the Phillies have STILL won a game more recently than the Eagles.

Eagles' last win: Sept. 30 vs NYG
Phillies' last win: Oct. 1 vs Wash
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Re: Philadelphia Eagles
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2012, 10:32:47 pm »
It's freaking December, and the Phillies have STILL won a game more recently than the Eagles.

Eagles' last win: Sept. 30 vs NYG
Phillies' last win: Oct. 1 vs Wash

Hell, the Astros won twice since then.