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Terdinals @ Astros 09/25/12
« on: September 25, 2012, 03:38:02 pm »
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Terdinals

CFJon Jay
3BMatt Carpenter
LFMatt Holliday
1BAllen Craig
CYadier Molina
RFCarlos Beltran
2BDaniel Descalso
SSPete Kozma
PJaime Garcia

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2B Jose Altuve
CF Brandon Barnes
SS Jed Lowrie
LF Justin Maxwell
1B Matt Downs
3B Brandon Laird
C Chris Snyder
RF Jimmy Paredes
P Lucas Harrell 
« Last Edit: September 25, 2012, 05:24:02 pm by Mr. Happy »
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Re: Terdinals @ Astros 09/25/12
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2012, 04:13:18 pm »

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Re: Terdinals @ Astros 09/25/12
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2012, 07:10:22 pm »
On break from History of Criminal Justice. No score yet, I see.
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Re: Terdinals @ Astros 09/25/12
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2012, 07:59:09 pm »
Harrell's command tonight is shaky, I guess. Four walks and five hits allowed through three innings. It's a wonder that the Terdinals don't have more than two runs.
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Re: Terdinals @ Astros 09/25/12
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2012, 08:32:11 pm »
Harrell's command tonight is shaky, I guess. Four walks and five hits allowed through three innings. It's a wonder that the Terdinals don't have more than two runs.

How about THAT defensive gem by Altuve to end the bases loaded threat in T5!!!  (Its okay Mr. Happy, you can say something nice about the kid's D, no one will hold it against you!!!).  Middle 5: FTC(ards) 2, HOU 0
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Re: Terdinals @ Astros 09/25/12
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2012, 08:34:30 pm »
Tonight must be "bend but don't break night" at the yard, because Harrell has given up seven hits and six walks through five innings of work (88 pitches and only 45 of them strikes) but only two runs.
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Re: Terdinals @ Astros 09/25/12
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2012, 08:36:08 pm »
How about THAT defensive gem by Altuve to end the bases loaded threat in T5!!!  (Its okay Mr. Happy, you can say something nice about the kid's D, no one will hold it against you!!!).  Middle 5: FTC(ards) 2, HOU 0

I will say something about Altuve's defense, and what I have to say is positive: it has been much better in the second half of the season. He has plus range. He just needed to work on the routine plays a bit.
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Re: Terdinals @ Astros 09/25/12
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2012, 08:37:26 pm »
I miss my friend, Ron Brand, tonight, as his asshole bosses have muted his presence here tonight. A pox on their houses!!!
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Re: Terdinals @ Astros 09/25/12
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2012, 08:39:42 pm »
I will say something about Altuve's defense, and what I have to say is positive: it has been much better in the second half of the season. He has plus range. He just needed to work on the routine plays a bit.

I would've said 'just needs to mature out of some of the brain farts' instead, but we're on the same page here (kinda 6 one way, half a dozen another...).
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Re: Terdinals @ Astros 09/25/12
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2012, 08:41:52 pm »
I would've said 'just needs to mature out of some of the brain farts' instead, but we're on the same page here (kinda 6 one way, half a dozen another...).

I agree with that too. He's capable of making some heads-up plays, but he's also shown some poor decision-making. But that'll come with time. He's going to be a very good player for a long time.
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Re: Terdinals @ Astros 09/25/12
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2012, 09:24:53 pm »
Ambriz making a mess. 3-0 with runners on the corners and only one out.
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Re: Terdinals @ Astros 09/25/12
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2012, 09:39:21 pm »
4-0 Top 9. It just as soon be 14-0. This one is over.
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Re: Terdinals @ Astros 09/25/12
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2012, 09:49:48 pm »
This "scout" thing on mlb.com gameday is nonsense. It just noted that Altuve hit behind Downs in the order, which is wrong. Altuve led off, and Downs hit fifth.
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Re: Terdinals @ Astros 09/25/12
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2012, 09:51:21 pm »
Kelly tosses a ten pitch ninth against our three-four-five to seal the win for Garcia. Harrell drops to 10-11.
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