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Ebby Calvin

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Astros @ Cardinals Series Preview Posted!
« on: September 18, 2012, 03:33:22 pm »
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Re: Astros @ Cardinals Series Preview Posted!
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2012, 03:55:08 pm »
Joe Buck Yourself

You had me at 'Joe Buck Yourself'... And yes, the hatred is flowing!!!  Good stuff EC!
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Re: Astros @ Cardinals Series Preview Posted!
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2012, 04:01:25 pm »
I fucking hate the Jakes.

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Jakes: 1) The St. Louis Cardinals. 2) On April 6, 2003 a game in St. Louis was called by the Cardinals, on account of injuries, being down 0-2 in the series, and Roy Oswalt scheduled to pitch. Although the official excuse was weather, it was never a factor for the game, which was called nearly 12 hours ahead of time. 3) See also Co-ards, 3rdinals.
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Re: Astros @ Cardinals Series Preview Posted!
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2012, 04:10:34 pm »
Fine work, EC!
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Re: Astros @ Cardinals Series Preview Posted!
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2012, 04:38:42 pm »
Outstanding.
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Re: Astros @ Cardinals Series Preview Posted!
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2012, 05:43:00 pm »
Brandon Phillips is my hero.
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Re: Astros @ Cardinals Series Preview Posted!
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2012, 07:12:21 pm »
The hate is palpable. Great job. However, we wised up and released Cordero awhile back.
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Re: Astros @ Cardinals Series Preview Posted!
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2012, 10:15:56 pm »
Excellent!
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Re: Astros @ Cardinals Series Preview Posted!
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2012, 02:50:52 pm »
The hate is palpable.
It has tits and a beard.
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
And if there's a message I guess this is it
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Re: Astros @ Cardinals Series Preview Posted!
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2012, 03:29:01 pm »
Great job, EC. Fuck the Jakes.

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Re: Astros @ Cardinals Series Preview Posted!
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2012, 03:45:43 pm »
You set a high standard.  I can hardly wait to read what you write next year!!!
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Re: Astros @ Cardinals Series Preview Posted!
« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2012, 11:21:14 am »
Just read this and you outdid yourself, EC. Outstanding work.