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The Glorious Return of an Amazingly Shitty Writer
« on: August 30, 2012, 09:44:49 am »
The domino effect of Campbell leaving seems to have resulted in JDJO getting some Astros stories again lately. Considering he can't even seem to get the fucking name of the team right, let's hope that stops soon:

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Reached at Constellation Field, Wachsmann said the energy at Clemens’ outing Saturday reminded him of the atmosphere at Minute Maid Park when he attended one of the Esters’ World Series games against the Chicago White Sox in 2005.
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Seriously. What The Fuck.
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Re: The Glorious Return of an Amazingly Shitty Writer
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2012, 09:51:15 am »
It must have been a wild crowd to get Clemens to pitch all the way into the fourth.
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Re: The Glorious Return of an Amazingly Shitty Writer
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2012, 09:54:29 am »
Damn you, Autocorrect!

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« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2012, 10:28:12 am »
Damn you, Autocorrect!

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« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2012, 10:30:19 am »
Speed over accuracy is the new paradigm in journalism.

You mean para dime.
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« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2012, 10:34:30 am »
Oye. Vamos, vamos.

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« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2012, 12:00:25 pm »
You mean para dime.

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