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Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« on: August 22, 2012, 06:01:21 pm »
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BJose Altuve
SSMarwin Gonzalez
1BBrett Wallace
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3BScott Moore
RFSteve Pearce
CFBrandon Barnes
CChris Snyder
PBud Norris

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CF Jon Jay 
3B Matt Carpenter 
LF Matt Holliday 
RF Carlos Beltran 
1B Allen Craig 
C Yadier Molina 
2B Daniel Descalso 
SS Rafael Furcal 
P Kyle Lohse 
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2012, 06:36:55 pm »
another night another lineup
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2012, 07:26:48 pm »
Lohse is due for a loss. Just saying.
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2012, 07:29:46 pm »
End of one, 1-0 Good Guys on the strength of Wallace's solo ding.
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2012, 07:31:46 pm »
Always nice to get the shutout out of the way early.
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2012, 07:49:11 pm »
Always nice to get the shutout perfecto out of the way early.

FIFY.
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2012, 08:00:34 pm »
FIFY.

A fair point.

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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2012, 08:08:49 pm »
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2012, 08:10:11 pm »

Norris damn lucky that sorry pitch stayed in the yard.
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2012, 08:12:29 pm »
I'm hopping back and forth between this game and the LLWS game. I'll refrain from any further editorial comments.
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2012, 08:16:04 pm »
I'm hopping back and forth between this game and the LLWS game. I'll refrain from any further editorial comments.

Comment away!!!
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2012, 08:20:16 pm »
I'm back, had to go walk the dog, then couldn't reconnect for 30 minutes.
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2012, 08:21:17 pm »
I'm back, had to go walk the dog, then couldn't reconnect for 30 minutes.

Yeah, the server's pretty loaded right now.
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2012, 08:21:40 pm »
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2012, 08:23:32 pm »
Mole hits a laser off of the wall for a leadoff double. Bud doesn't look real sharp tonight.
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2012, 08:25:17 pm »
Mole hits a laser off of the wall for a leadoff double. Bud doesn't look real sharp tonight.

Bud's been as sharp as Jell-o since June.
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2012, 08:33:21 pm »
Mike Shannon, "AULT-oo-vay is an aggressive little hitter."
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2012, 08:36:16 pm »
Shannon is a first class word butcher, but he has insights when discussing the various nuances of the game that would never occur to DoRay.
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2012, 08:38:58 pm »
"Rainbow throw's can't be cut off, execution execution, execution"
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2012, 08:39:08 pm »
Fuck does ANYONE on this fucking team have any baseball smarts at all?
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2012, 08:41:05 pm »
Tailor made double play ball results in one out.
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2012, 08:41:27 pm »
Fuck does ANYONE on this fucking team have any baseball smarts at all?

That's what the coach is for, right?
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #22 on: August 22, 2012, 08:42:56 pm »
Yeah, the server's pretty loaded right now.

I thought it was just my crappy DirecTV internet connection.
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #23 on: August 22, 2012, 08:43:28 pm »
And the Astros lose the lead because whomever that dumbfuck in right field is, is as smart as a bowl of fucking oatmeal.
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #24 on: August 22, 2012, 08:43:57 pm »
Shannon is a first class word butcher, but he has insights when discussing the various nuances of the game that would never occur to DoRay.

Shannon was a pretty decent player.
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #25 on: August 22, 2012, 08:44:46 pm »
That's what the coach is for, right?

I guess it's too much to expect that these guys have seen a baseball game before.
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #26 on: August 22, 2012, 08:45:25 pm »
Have we ever been told why Eschenfelder gets to come on during the fifth inning?
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #27 on: August 22, 2012, 08:45:34 pm »
Shannon was a pretty decent player.

He wasn't bad.
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #28 on: August 22, 2012, 08:52:11 pm »
The Birds can field, while our fielding is for the birds.
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #29 on: August 22, 2012, 08:53:04 pm »
"Boy what a beeeeaaaauuuutiful full moon here in Miami tonight! I wish you folks back in St Louis could see it!" --Mike Shannon broadcasting Cards at Marlins.
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #30 on: August 22, 2012, 08:54:46 pm »
"Boy what a beeeeaaaauuuutiful full moon here in Miami tonight! I wish you folks back in St Louis could see it!" --Mike Shannon broadcasting Cards at Marlins.

It's widely rumored that he loves his cocktails during the game.
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #31 on: August 22, 2012, 08:55:46 pm »
It's widely rumored that he loves his cocktails during the game.

I would too if I had to watch every Cardinals game.  Of course, the Astros pushed me to peyote, so...
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« Reply #32 on: August 22, 2012, 09:00:05 pm »
I guess it's too much to expect that these guys have seen a baseball game before.

Evidently.
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #33 on: August 22, 2012, 09:06:59 pm »
It's widely rumored that he loves his cocktails during the game.

Yes, cold frosty Busch Bavarian.
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« Reply #34 on: August 22, 2012, 09:08:49 pm »
Yes, cold frosty Busch Bavarian.

I wonder how well he handled that 19-inning affair the other night.
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #35 on: August 22, 2012, 09:16:18 pm »
Well, at least Lohse is out of this one.
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« Reply #36 on: August 22, 2012, 09:16:27 pm »
I happened to be listening to the Brewers-FTC broadcast today, and Brewer broadcaster Joe Block made reference that the Brewers are about to put up a statue of Bob Uecker outside Miller Park.  This is in the bottom of the third inning while the game was going on. Block then immediately falls into a well-played straight man role, lobbing softballs Uecker's way in between calling the game; Uecker meantime goes into one of his classic stand-up comedy routines, talking about how he hoped he finished the statue in time, his power had been cut off because he didn't pay his bill so the only carving tool he had was a piece of sandpaper, he was going to need help carrying the statue from his house to the stadium, etc.

You had to be there, but it was classic ... it reminded me of one of Uecker's appearances on the old Johnny Carson show.

I was thinking, this is the most fun I've had listening to a baseball game in a long time.

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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #37 on: August 22, 2012, 09:18:09 pm »
WW is a breath of fresh air. He's been money for most of this season. I didn't think that was even possible last season.
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #38 on: August 22, 2012, 09:24:40 pm »
That was prudent to start Maxwell with Bogusevic hitting, who did as he usually does and hit the ball to the right side.
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #39 on: August 22, 2012, 09:26:25 pm »
That was a horseshit call on Gonzalez to ring him up. Shitfick.
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #40 on: August 22, 2012, 09:33:47 pm »
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #41 on: August 22, 2012, 09:35:06 pm »
Wellsir, WW wouldn't have done any worse against Holliday. Then a lefty could have faced Mole, although Cedeno is down there.
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« Reply #42 on: August 22, 2012, 09:46:50 pm »
Damn, two quick outs.
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #43 on: August 22, 2012, 09:49:40 pm »
Damn, two quick outs.

And then there were three. 4-2 BALLGAME
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« Reply #44 on: August 22, 2012, 09:51:06 pm »
FTC(o-ards). That is all.
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #45 on: August 22, 2012, 11:27:54 pm »
Looks like we'll be 50 games under .500 before September.  Impressive.

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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #46 on: August 23, 2012, 12:11:28 am »
Looks like we'll be 50 games under .500 before September.  Impressive.

Don't look askance at it. It's hard to be this bad. It's been almost ten years since a club has been this inept and putrid.
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #47 on: August 23, 2012, 06:52:44 am »
Don't look askance at it. It's hard to be this bad. It's been almost ten years since a club has been this inept and putrid.

10 years?  WTF?  There has never been a team this bad.
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals 08/22/12
« Reply #48 on: August 23, 2012, 01:34:25 pm »
10 years?  WTF?  There has never been a team this bad.

I was speaking of the team's record, not the present makeup of the club, which is the worst I've ever seen. I was making a veiled reference to the 43-119 2003 Detroit Tigers.
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