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« on: July 09, 2012, 02:47:32 pm »
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« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2012, 03:03:36 pm »
Proof that God hates the Rangers.
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« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2012, 04:31:42 pm »
teams wont want to play there...shuld have built a roof
forever is composed entirely of nows

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« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2012, 09:59:39 pm »
Thunder bolt and lightning, very very frightening...
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« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2012, 11:12:49 pm »
Thunder bolt and lightning, very very frightening...

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« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2012, 06:02:22 am »
I woke last night to the sound of thunder.
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
And if there's a message I guess this is it
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« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2012, 07:21:02 am »
How far off?
I'm in love with rock and roll and I'll be out all night.

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« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2012, 07:48:07 am »
Thunder bolt and lightning, very very frightening...

-10 points for leaving off the "me".

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« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2012, 10:10:16 am »

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« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2012, 10:21:49 am »
Thunder bolt and lightning, very very frightening...

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« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2012, 10:29:52 am »
I sat and wondered...

Stop it.  Stop it right now.  I will not allow this storied website to devolve into Bob Seger quotes.
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

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« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2012, 10:37:37 am »
Stop it.  Stop it right now.  I will not allow this storied website to devolve into Bob Seger quotes.

Right.  The more appropriate lightning related lyric choice for this site would be, "Deli Joe, he ought to know.  He runs the gang on Pastrami Row."

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« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2012, 10:38:38 am »
Stop it.  Stop it right now.  I will not allow this storied website to devolve into Bob Seger quotes.

You seem pretty steadfast in your resolve.  Like a rock.

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« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2012, 10:39:36 am »
Turn the paaaaaaaaaaaaaageuhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I'm in love with rock and roll and I'll be out all night.

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« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2012, 10:42:40 am »
Right.  The more appropriate lightning related lyric choice for this site would be, "Deli Joe, he ought to know.  He runs the gang on Pastrami Row."

Today's music ain't got the same soul.
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« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2012, 10:43:52 am »
You don't need it all.
I'm in love with rock and roll and I'll be out all night.

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« Reply #16 on: July 10, 2012, 10:49:02 am »
Right.  The more appropriate lightning related lyric choice for this site would be, "Deli Joe, he ought to know.  He runs the gang on Pastrami Row."

Lightning crashes...
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I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, torture of Bud Selig.

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« Reply #18 on: July 10, 2012, 10:56:39 am »
Delete thread, ban users.
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« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2012, 10:57:17 am »
You can have your funky world.
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
And if there's a message I guess this is it
Truth isn't easy, the easy part's shit

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« Reply #20 on: July 10, 2012, 11:08:26 am »
Y todo lo que sube baja
pregĂșntale a Pedro Navaja

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« Reply #21 on: July 10, 2012, 11:10:25 am »
You all have points all your own.
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« Reply #22 on: July 10, 2012, 11:24:09 am »
You all have points all your own.

All your base are belong to us.
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« Reply #23 on: July 10, 2012, 11:32:09 am »
Y todo lo que sube baja
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« Reply #24 on: July 10, 2012, 11:50:15 am »
Y'all are sick motherfuckers.
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

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« Reply #25 on: July 10, 2012, 11:58:15 am »
Y'all are sick motherfuckers.

I'm not getting the correlation on this one....

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« Reply #26 on: July 10, 2012, 12:37:08 pm »
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/texas-thunder-lightning-strike-sends-rangers-twins-scurrying-031552572--mlb.html

Watching all the reactions to the thunder is pretty great.

It was a positive stroke bolt (http://www.srh.noaa.gov/jetstream/lightning/positive.htm) that landed around 100m north of the stadium.  They are much less frequent than typical negative stroke bolts but much more powerful (and noisy and dangerous).  When very close, like in the video, they make that massive crack sound.  When off in the distance, positive bolts are the ones that are deep, low, and rumble and shake the windows for 30 seconds.
Another trenchant comment by a jealous lesser intellect.

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« Reply #27 on: July 10, 2012, 01:08:56 pm »
Thanks for the education.  Positive, negative, red sprites, sprite halos, blue jets, gigantic jets and elves.  Science was much easier under Zeus.

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« Reply #28 on: July 10, 2012, 01:12:59 pm »
Positive bolts are the ones that are deep, low, and rumble and shake the windows for 30 seconds.

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« Reply #29 on: July 10, 2012, 01:22:29 pm »
TWSS

30 seconds?  Did she say it to Rick Pitino?
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« Reply #30 on: July 10, 2012, 02:11:12 pm »
Science was much easier under Zeus.

It's still the same.
You may ask yourself, "How do I work this?"

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« Reply #31 on: July 14, 2012, 02:38:40 pm »
Sz
You can have your funky world.
Don't care about no funky world 'cuz I done already colored my world; just care about funky town.
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« Reply #32 on: July 14, 2012, 07:30:46 pm »
30 seconds?  Did she say it to Rick Pitino?

Some folks charge by the deed rather than by the hour.
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« Reply #33 on: July 14, 2012, 07:41:39 pm »
Sz Don't care about no funky world 'cuz I done already colored my world; just care about funky town.

Gotta make a move to a
Town that's right for me
Town to keep me movin'
Keep me groovin' with some energy
Another trenchant comment by a jealous lesser intellect.

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« Reply #34 on: July 15, 2012, 02:28:36 am »
Good times....
"(512) ybbodeus looks just as creepy in HD as in person."   That is a problem, and we are working on it.