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"That's a clown question, bro"
« on: June 13, 2012, 02:41:58 pm »
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Re: "That's a clown question, bro"
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2012, 02:59:28 pm »
Some good one-liners in the linked twitter search for #clownquestionbro. My favorite: "can you pass the grease pencil?"
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Re: "That's a clown question, bro"
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2012, 03:07:55 pm »
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Re: "That's a clown question, bro"
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2012, 03:37:19 pm »
Quote from: Reuben on June 13, 2012, 02:59:28 pm
Some good one-liners in the linked twitter search for #clownquestionbro. My favorite: "can you pass the grease pencil?"

If only they had asked if he'd have a celebratory Canadian whiskey.

That's a Crown question, bro.
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Re: "That's a clown question, bro"
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2012, 04:04:24 pm »
What are gigawatts?

That's a Brown question, bro.
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Re: "That's a clown question, bro"
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2012, 04:11:22 pm »
"What would you like to be if you weren't a baseball player?"

That's a rodeo clown question, bro...
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Re: "That's a clown question, bro"
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2012, 04:24:21 pm »
Quote from: GreatBagwellsBeard on June 13, 2012, 04:04:24 pm
What are gigawatts?

That's a Brown question, bro.

"Do you still beat your wife?"

That's a Brown [Hand Center] question, bro...
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Re: "That's a clown question, bro"
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2012, 04:29:08 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on June 13, 2012, 04:24:21 pm
"Do you still beat your wife?"

That's a Brown [Hand Center] question, bro...

Tangent: someone told me the other day that I looked like a younger version of the estimable Dr. Brown.  How flattering.  You look like John Wayne Gacy yourself.
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Re: "That's a clown question, bro"
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2012, 04:38:28 pm »
Quote from: GreatBagwellsBeard on June 13, 2012, 04:29:08 pm
You look like John Wayne Gacy yourself.

Speaking of clown questions, bro.
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Re: "That's a clown question, bro"
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2012, 04:45:04 pm »
Is Bryce a person, place, or thing?

That's a noun question, bro.
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Re: "That's a clown question, bro"
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2012, 04:54:26 pm »
WHY SO SERIOUS?

Now that's a clown question, bro.
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« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2012, 05:09:25 pm »
"Does this shirt make me look fat?"

That's a pound question, bro!
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Re: "That's a clown question, bro"
« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2012, 05:09:41 pm »
How many baseball players did you fit in that car?

That is a clown question, bro
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Re: "That's a clown question, bro"
« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2012, 05:15:19 pm »
What do you think of Game of Thrones?

That's a crown question, bro.
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Re: "That's a clown question, bro"
« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2012, 05:17:45 pm »
Just how big were Yvette Caceres' tits, anyway?

That's a profound question, bro.
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Re: "That's a clown question, bro"
« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2012, 05:25:11 pm »
Quote from: Dark Star on June 13, 2012, 05:17:45 pm
Just how big were Yvette Caceres' tits, anyway?

That's a profound question, bro.

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Re: "That's a clown question, bro"
« Reply #16 on: June 13, 2012, 05:48:27 pm »
Quote from: GreatBagwellsBeard on June 13, 2012, 04:29:08 pm
Tangent: someone told me the other day that I looked like a younger version of the estimable Dr. Brown.  How flattering.  You look like John Wayne Gacy yourself.

Them's fightin' words round these parts...
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Re: "That's a clown question, bro"
« Reply #17 on: June 13, 2012, 05:49:49 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on June 13, 2012, 04:24:21 pm
"Do you still beat your wife?"

That's a Brown [Hand Center] question, bro...

/golf clap/
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Re: "That's a clown question, bro"
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2012, 08:41:39 am »
Quote from: Dark Star on June 13, 2012, 05:17:45 pm
Just how big were Yvette Caceres' tits, anyway?

That's a profound question, bro.

Were?
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Re: "That's a clown question, bro"
« Reply #19 on: June 15, 2012, 10:00:54 am »
Quote from: geezerdonk on June 14, 2012, 08:41:39 am
Were?

Were?

That's a rewound question, bro.
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Re: "That's a clown question, bro"
« Reply #20 on: June 15, 2012, 11:14:59 am »
"What about Charles Barkley?"

That's a Round Mound of Rebound question, bro.
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Re: "That's a clown question, bro"
« Reply #21 on: June 16, 2012, 01:06:58 am »
Did Helen Keller really walk through that wooded area alone?

That's a 'does-a-tree-falling-in-the-forest-make-a-sound' question, bro.
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Re: "That's a clown question, bro"
« Reply #22 on: June 16, 2012, 09:04:08 am »
What are you going to do if you get caught between first and second?

That's a run-down question, bro.
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Re: "That's a clown question, bro"
« Reply #23 on: June 16, 2012, 09:38:24 am »
What is the meaning of life?

That's a profound question, bro.
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Re: "That's a clown question, bro"
« Reply #24 on: June 16, 2012, 09:59:03 am »
Who is Charles Barkley?

That's a "round mound of rebound" question, bro.
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« Reply #25 on: June 16, 2012, 10:03:16 am »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 16, 2012, 09:59:03 am
Who is Charles Barkley?

That's a "round mound of rebound" question, bro.

Wow, a Cabrera on the very same page! Andyzipp is right, nobody reads his stuff any more!
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Re: "That's a clown question, bro"
« Reply #26 on: June 16, 2012, 10:22:37 am »
sometimes these threads are hard to follow
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« Reply #27 on: June 16, 2012, 10:29:38 am »
"What does inane mean?"

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Re: "That's a clown question, bro"
« Reply #28 on: June 16, 2012, 12:01:32 pm »
Quote from: Andyzipp on June 15, 2012, 11:14:59 am
"What about Charles Barkley?"

That's a Round Mound of Rebound question, bro.

Damn, Zipper. You got me!
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Re: "That's a clown question, bro"
« Reply #29 on: June 16, 2012, 12:02:41 pm »
Quote from: Noe in Austin on June 16, 2012, 10:03:16 am
Wow, a Cabrera on the very same page! Andyzipp is right, nobody reads his stuff any more!

The funny thing about it is that I *did* read and still missed it! Give an old fart a break!
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Re: "That's a clown question, bro"
« Reply #30 on: June 16, 2012, 12:10:02 pm »
Who is Red Skelton?

That's a "Town Clown" question, bro.
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Re: "That's a clown question, bro"
« Reply #31 on: June 16, 2012, 12:17:35 pm »
Who was John Wayne Gacy?

That's a killer clown question, bro
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« Reply #32 on: June 16, 2012, 07:54:45 pm »
Quote from: Matt on June 16, 2012, 12:17:35 pm
Who was John Wayne Gacy?

That's a killer clown question, bro
How many Cabreras can you fit in one car thread?
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Re: "That's a clown question, bro"
« Reply #33 on: June 16, 2012, 08:06:30 pm »
Quote from: Reuben on June 16, 2012, 07:54:45 pm
How many Cabreras can you fit in one car thread?

At least I found out who it is that has me on ignore.
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Re: "That's a clown question, bro"
« Reply #34 on: June 16, 2012, 08:14:10 pm »
Quote from: chuck on June 16, 2012, 08:06:30 pm
At least I found out who it is that has me on ignore.

Say it ain't so!
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Re: "That's a clown question, bro"
« Reply #35 on: June 17, 2012, 05:04:37 pm »
How did you feel after going 0 for 7 and striking-out 5 times?

"That's a frown question, bro."
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Re: "That's a clown question, bro"
« Reply #36 on: June 17, 2012, 05:10:34 pm »
Quote from: chuck on June 16, 2012, 08:06:30 pm
At least I found out who it is that has me on ignore.

Who's ignoring Chuck?

That's a "you're not making one single solitary sound" question, bro.
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« Reply #37 on: June 19, 2012, 02:37:59 pm »
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