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Say it isn't so, Lyndon B.
« on: May 22, 2012, 06:51:03 am »
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Re: Say it isn't so, Lyndon B.
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2012, 07:25:09 am »
I suspect Bird was aware of Lyndon's pubic affairs.
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Re: Say it isn't so, Lyndon B.
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2012, 08:11:01 am »
I was wondering if this would get posted...had it occurred 90 miles west I am sure it would be a three page thread by now!  It seems Aggies don't know crap about geography and 'Horns don't seem to know how to proof-read.  Shit like this never happens at Sam Houston...
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Re: Say it isn't so, Lyndon B.
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2012, 08:21:13 am »
Quote from: sporadic on May 22, 2012, 08:11:01 am
I was wondering if this would get posted...had it occurred 90 miles west I am sure it would be a three page thread by now!  It seems Aggies don't know crap about geography and 'Horns don't seem to know how to proof-read.  Shit like this never happens at Sam Houston...

90 miles west of Austin?  You mean like Kerrville?  Or do you mean that Bearkats know about as much geography as Aggies? 


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Re: Say it isn't so, Lyndon B.
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2012, 08:25:22 am »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on May 22, 2012, 08:21:13 am
90 miles west of Austin?  You mean like Kerrville?  Or do you mean that Bearkats know about as much geography as Aggies? 




Any way I can pass this off on adult ADD or dyslexia?  Not like you expected anything less out of me, HH!!
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Re: Say it isn't so, Lyndon B.
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2012, 08:44:15 am »
Quote from: sporadic on May 22, 2012, 08:25:22 am
Any way I can pass this off on adult ADD or dyslexia?  Not like you expected anything less out of me, HH!!

You could have just said "this will not...uh...stand...this aggression will not...uh...uh...stand.  Man."
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Re: Say it isn't so, Lyndon B.
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2012, 08:46:13 am »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on May 22, 2012, 08:44:15 am
You could have just said "this will not...uh...stand...this aggression will not...uh...uh...stand.  Man."

fuck it
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Re: Say it isn't so, Lyndon B.
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2012, 08:59:01 am »
Quote from: sporadic on May 22, 2012, 08:46:13 am
fuck it

Oh sure..."fuck it"...that's your answer to everything.  Tattoo it on your forehead!  Your revolution is over!  The bums lost!
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Re: Say it isn't so, Lyndon B.
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2012, 09:00:32 am »
Quote from: juliogotay on May 22, 2012, 07:25:09 am
I suspect Bird was aware of Lyndon's pubic affairs.

I thought we all suspected JFK of the pubic affairs.
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Re: Say it isn't so, Lyndon B.
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2012, 10:06:45 am »
I just assumed Clarence Thomas would be giving the commencement address. 
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Re: Say it isn't so, Lyndon B.
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2012, 10:12:31 am »
Quote from: Bench on May 22, 2012, 10:06:45 am
I just assumed Clarence Thomas would be giving the commencement address. 

With a Coca-Cola?
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Re: Say it isn't so, Lyndon B.
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2012, 05:08:47 pm »
Quote from: sporadic on May 22, 2012, 08:11:01 am
I was wondering if this would get posted...had it occurred 90 miles west I am sure it would be a three page thread by now!  It seems Aggies don't know crap about geography and 'Horns don't seem to know how to proof-read.  Shit like this never happens at Sam Houston...
Typos don't happen in Alabama either. Usually the typo is just how we spelt it.
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Re: Say it isn't so, Lyndon B.
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2012, 06:21:16 pm »
Wasn't it a Pepsi, MM?
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Re: Say it isn't so, Lyndon B.
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2012, 07:40:37 pm »
Quote from: ybbodeus on May 22, 2012, 06:21:16 pm
Wasn't it a Pepsi, MM?

Wasn't the alleged incident in the South? You dont drink Pepsi in the South.
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Re: Say it isn't so, Lyndon B.
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2012, 08:19:49 pm »
Quote from: juliogotay on May 22, 2012, 07:40:37 pm
Wasn't the alleged incident in the South? You dont drink Pepsi in the South.

You might...in the South, Pepsi may be the brand of coke you drink.
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Re: Say it isn't so, Lyndon B.
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2012, 08:49:53 pm »
Now THAT's funny.
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Re: Say it isn't so, Lyndon B.
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2012, 09:14:02 pm »
Quote from: ybbodeus on May 22, 2012, 06:21:16 pm
Wasn't it a Pepsi, MM?

I was pretty sure the quote was "Who put a pubic hair on my Coca-Cola?"
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Re: Say it isn't so, Lyndon B.
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2012, 09:16:13 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on May 22, 2012, 09:14:02 pm
I was pretty sure the quote was "Who put a pubic hair on my Coca-Cola?"

I thought it was "... on my Coke?" But I'm quite sure it wasn't "... on my Pepsi".
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Re: Say it isn't so, Lyndon B.
« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2012, 05:23:57 pm »
Yeah, probably Co-Coaler and not Pesi.  My bad.
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Re: Say it isn't so, Lyndon B.
« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2012, 06:08:42 pm »
Quote from: ybbodeus on May 23, 2012, 05:23:57 pm
Yeah, probably Co-Coaler and not Pesi.  My bad.

As long (hehe) as it wasn't Dr Pecker Pepper.
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