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FTC @ Astros preview posted.
« on: May 21, 2012, 05:42:37 pm »
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Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2012, 05:48:47 pm »
1 game series?
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Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2012, 05:50:00 pm »
I wept.
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Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2012, 05:50:28 pm »
Quote from: Bench on May 21, 2012, 05:48:47 pm
1 game series?

Who fucking cares?
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Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2012, 06:23:36 pm »
Quote from: Ron Brand on May 21, 2012, 05:50:28 pm
Who fucking cares?

Sounds about right?
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Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2012, 06:34:51 pm »
That's some choice hatred right there. FTC.
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Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2012, 07:08:49 pm »
Brilliant!
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Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2012, 08:05:52 pm »
I'll miss the contempt inspired by the FTC. 
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Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2012, 08:17:01 pm »
Quote from: NeilT on May 21, 2012, 08:05:52 pm
I'll miss the contempt inspired by the FTC. 

There's always the Rangers.
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Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2012, 08:28:52 pm »
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Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2012, 09:29:18 pm »
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Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2012, 09:39:25 am »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on May 21, 2012, 09:29:18 pm
+1 Fuck the Old Man too.


excuse me?
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Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2012, 09:55:10 am »
Quote from: JimR on May 22, 2012, 09:39:25 am

excuse me?

I guess you aren't the only old man.  I believe he meant Nolan Ryan.
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Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2012, 09:55:36 am »
Old men need lovin' too.
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Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2012, 10:39:13 am »
True, but depressing!  I still don't know what causes so many non-Chicagoan to embrace the Cubs.  Do they really identify with sucking losers?
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Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2012, 01:48:25 pm »
Quote from: BudGirl on May 22, 2012, 09:55:10 am
I guess you aren't the only old man.  I believe he meant Nolan Ryan.

The "Old Man" is a proper noun.  The old man is generic plural.
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Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2012, 02:03:51 pm »
Quote from: BudGirl on May 22, 2012, 09:55:10 am
I guess you aren't the only old man.  I believe he meant Nolan Ryan.

Of course that's what I meant. Coach, I wouldn't drop an F bomb on you out of the blue without a reason, and you've given me none. It's just not my nature.
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Re: FTC @ Astros preview posted.
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2012, 02:06:19 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on May 22, 2012, 02:03:51 pm
I wouldn't drop an F bomb on you out of the blue without a reason, and you've given me none.

This feels like a straight line, but I can't quite figure out how the joke ends.
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