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Astros @ 'Roots 5/12/12
« on: May 12, 2012, 06:09:35 pm »
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Re: Astros @ 'Roots 5/12/12
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2012, 06:10:32 pm »
Well, that call sucked. I hope that's not a harbinger for the rest of the night.
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Re: Astros @ 'Roots 5/12/12
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2012, 06:10:50 pm »
Schafer grounds out to third.

I can't watch because this bullshit excuse for a hotel doesn't have FSSW.  Oh, and I'm missing the wife's birthday today.  That went over well.
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Re: Astros @ 'Roots 5/12/12
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2012, 06:11:33 pm »
Lowrie singles.  I think.  At least that's what At Bat says.
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Re: Astros @ 'Roots 5/12/12
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2012, 06:14:46 pm »
Schafer grounds out to third.

I can't watch because this bullshit excuse for a hotel doesn't have FSSW.  Oh, and I'm missing the wife's birthday today.  That went over well.

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Re: Astros @ 'Roots 5/12/12
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2012, 06:14:51 pm »
Lowrie to 2B on an Altuve grounder.
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Re: Astros @ 'Roots 5/12/12
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2012, 06:16:36 pm »
Inning over.  Lee got out somehow.  Descriptive, I know.
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Re: Astros @ 'Roots 5/12/12
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2012, 06:16:43 pm »
Schafer didn't ground out to third, he hit the ball to third. Then Alvarez threw the ball about 10 feet wide of first base, and the first baseman had to dive to catch it. The first base ump apparently thought that the first baseman was The Incredible Stretching Man, because he called Schafer out. Ridiculous.
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« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2012, 06:17:45 pm »
You gave her the gift of solitude.

Happy Birthday, honey!  Here, take care of these two kids under the age of 3.  See ya!
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« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2012, 06:20:28 pm »
I'm really surprised Schafer didn't get to that one.
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« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2012, 06:21:25 pm »
Happy Birthday, honey!  Here, take care of these two kids under the age of 3.  See ya!

She's going to enjoy driving her Mother's Day present.
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Re: Astros @ 'Roots 5/12/12
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2012, 06:24:30 pm »
Ok...I've seen enough of Happ today b
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

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« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2012, 06:27:35 pm »
He is pitching down. That fastball has some serious tail on it.
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« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2012, 06:27:58 pm »
I'm really surprised Schafer didn't get to that one.

I thought he was going to grab it.
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« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2012, 06:29:24 pm »
I looked away, some stuff happened and it's 1-0 Pirates with 2 outs and a guy on second.
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« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2012, 06:30:24 pm »
I looked away, some stuff happened and it's 1-0 Pirates with 2 outs and a guy on second.

The e.e. cummings of pbp.
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Re: Astros @ 'Roots 5/12/12
« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2012, 06:31:31 pm »
Snyder is luring them into his trap.
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Re: Astros @ 'Roots 5/12/12
« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2012, 06:34:46 pm »
A ball Schafer didn't get to and the guy who wears Happ out gets a single. Looks better to me than working high and away, then at the shoes for walks and then having to come over the plate with fastballs.
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« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2012, 06:36:13 pm »
Edith Bunker is sitting behind the plate tonight.
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Re: Astros @ 'Roots 5/12/12
« Reply #19 on: May 12, 2012, 06:38:51 pm »
At Bat:
Bogusevic singles on a soft ground ball to third baseman Pedro Alvarez.

Swinging bunt?
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« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2012, 06:40:08 pm »
Nope, hard swing that he topped into no mans land by third.
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« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2012, 06:44:25 pm »
Anybody ever eaten anything good in Marshall, TX?  I'm torn between the Whataburger and the, um, well I guess I'm going to Whataburger.
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« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2012, 06:46:27 pm »
Did they really just intentionally walk Snyder with a man on first, up one in the first inning?  Really?
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« Reply #23 on: May 12, 2012, 06:47:12 pm »
I remember some kind of Chat 'n Chew but that was a good ten years ago. Good luck.
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« Reply #24 on: May 12, 2012, 06:47:36 pm »
Did they really just intentionally walk Snyder with a man on first, up one in the first inning?  Really?

Yes. They fear Snyder.
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« Reply #25 on: May 12, 2012, 06:49:54 pm »
They have a Golden Corral and a Waffle House.
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« Reply #26 on: May 12, 2012, 06:51:09 pm »
They have a Golden Corral and a Waffle House.

Yeah.  Was saving WH for breakfast tomorrow.  Golden Corral...pass. 
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« Reply #27 on: May 12, 2012, 06:51:52 pm »
Cajun Tex appears to be where the elite meet to eat.
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« Reply #28 on: May 12, 2012, 06:55:02 pm »
1-0 Pirates after two.
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« Reply #29 on: May 12, 2012, 06:55:34 pm »
Cajun Tex appears to be where the elite meet to eat.

Hmmm, I think I've eaten at one of those in Galveston before.  It's no Shrimp n' Stuff, but it might work.
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« Reply #30 on: May 12, 2012, 06:56:37 pm »
Happ is keeping the ball down and trying to work the corners but his two-seamer has enough run that he's just missing a bit.
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« Reply #31 on: May 12, 2012, 06:58:34 pm »
Schafer rolls a single into right to lead off the third.
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« Reply #32 on: May 12, 2012, 07:00:13 pm »
Lowrie smokes a liner to third but Alvarez was perfectly placed to snag it. One down.
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« Reply #33 on: May 12, 2012, 07:01:59 pm »
Altuve is really expanding his strike zone.
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« Reply #34 on: May 12, 2012, 07:03:35 pm »
Altuve flies out to right and Schafer brainfarts, running on the hit so he's doubled easily at first. Dipshit.
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« Reply #35 on: May 12, 2012, 07:04:03 pm »
Anybody ever eaten anything good in Marshall, TX?  I'm torn between the Whataburger and the, um, well I guess I'm going to Whataburger.

I got a speeding ticket in Marshall in 1974 on my down to Houston for my first year in college. I swear to God we were going about 61 mph, and that fucker was 1/4 mile away from us coming the other direction, but he pulled the U-y and came after us. It was a Sunday, and we got to go into town and sit on some motherfucking bench while the fat old JP waddled in from wherever he was eating so he could write us up. A few weeks later I got a letter asking whether I wanted to drive back up to Marshall to contest the ticket. No fucking way. I think we had to give those fuckers $100 in cash.
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« Reply #36 on: May 12, 2012, 07:07:43 pm »
Schafer sno-cones a long liner in LCF to rob Walker of a double.
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« Reply #37 on: May 12, 2012, 07:08:24 pm »
I got a speeding ticket in Marshall in 1974 on my down to Houston for my first year in college. I swear to God we were going about 61 mph, and that fucker was 1/4 mile away from us coming the other direction, but he pulled the U-y and came after us. It was a Sunday, and we got to go into town and sit on some motherfucking bench while the fat old JP waddled in from wherever he was eating so he could write us up. A few weeks later I got a letter asking whether I wanted to drive back up to Marshall to contest the ticket. No fucking way. I think we had to give those fuckers $100 in cash.

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« Reply #38 on: May 12, 2012, 07:09:09 pm »
McCutchen beats the shit out of one to right for his 4th knock against him. 2-0.
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« Reply #39 on: May 12, 2012, 07:09:16 pm »
Altuve flies out to right and Schafer brainfarts, running on the hit so he's doubled easily at first. Dipshit.

Hey dude, it looked good. Don't harsh his buzz.

And now McCutcheon goes deep. Suck.

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« Reply #40 on: May 12, 2012, 07:10:00 pm »
Why pitch to McCutchen? No one else in this lineup will hurt you.
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« Reply #41 on: May 12, 2012, 07:11:53 pm »
Why pitch to McCutchen? No one else in this lineup will hurt you.

Yup, it's a mystery. Alvarez is effectively neutered because he's on my fantasy squad, but Mills may not know that.
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« Reply #42 on: May 12, 2012, 07:16:28 pm »
Alvarez was my starting 3B last year. Ha. Ha ha ha. Ha.
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« Reply #43 on: May 12, 2012, 07:24:52 pm »
Sorry Ebby, I just seared some scallops and boiled some pasta.
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« Reply #44 on: May 12, 2012, 07:26:25 pm »
Sorry Ebby, I just seared some scallops and boiled some pasta.

My Whataburger laughs at your puny scallops and pasta.
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« Reply #45 on: May 12, 2012, 07:27:02 pm »
Sorry Ebby, I just seared some scallops and boiled some pasta.

But damn, that sounds good.
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« Reply #46 on: May 12, 2012, 07:27:07 pm »
Downs jolts one to the wall in left but it's caught. Snyder gets on when Alvarez throws the ball into right.
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« Reply #47 on: May 12, 2012, 07:27:55 pm »
My Whataburger laughs at your puny scallops and pasta.

Not without grilled jalapeños, it doesn't.
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« Reply #48 on: May 12, 2012, 07:28:52 pm »
Schafer doubles to right and it's 2-1.
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« Reply #49 on: May 12, 2012, 07:29:48 pm »
Not without grilled jalapeños, it doesn't.

Having to specify that I got jalapenos on my Whataburger is like having to call it Unsweet Tea.
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« Reply #50 on: May 12, 2012, 07:31:00 pm »
Having to specify that I got jalapenos on my Whataburger is like having to call it Unsweet Tea.

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« Reply #51 on: May 12, 2012, 07:32:17 pm »
Lowrie rolls out to second and it's 2-1 middle five.
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« Reply #52 on: May 12, 2012, 07:38:50 pm »
Anybody ever eaten anything good in Marshall, TX?  I'm torn between the Whataburger and the, um, well I guess I'm going to Whataburger.

My recollection of Marshall from the 70's is that Whataburger is the best meal in town. Glad to hear that nothing's changed.
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« Reply #53 on: May 12, 2012, 07:43:13 pm »
Mundo Fox. Shit.
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« Reply #54 on: May 12, 2012, 07:44:12 pm »
Happ gave up a crank to Tabata and it's 3-1.

Altuve singles to lead off the sixth.
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« Reply #55 on: May 12, 2012, 07:45:10 pm »
Having to specify that I got jalapenos on my Whataburger is like having to call it Unsweet Tea.

Don't go there. HH may be lurking.
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« Reply #56 on: May 12, 2012, 07:46:39 pm »
Lee hits a sinking liner that Tabata drops. Two on.
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« Reply #57 on: May 12, 2012, 07:47:45 pm »
Tabata is an idiot. But we'll take it.
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« Reply #58 on: May 12, 2012, 07:49:20 pm »
Hard single by Bogey loads them up. Maxwell up.
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Re: Astros @ 'Roots 5/12/12
« Reply #59 on: May 12, 2012, 07:50:15 pm »
I like the iPad, but I can't type nearly as well on it. God fucking damn I hate autocorrect.
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« Reply #60 on: May 12, 2012, 07:50:27 pm »
Let's stay away from rolling over, 44.
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Re: Astros @ 'Roots 5/12/12
« Reply #61 on: May 12, 2012, 07:51:39 pm »
Maxwell nubs one to Barmes, who gets the force at third. One down, 3-2. Downs hits into a double play.
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« Reply #62 on: May 12, 2012, 07:52:01 pm »
Wow Downs, that was pitiful.
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« Reply #63 on: May 12, 2012, 07:52:28 pm »
I typed that three fucking times. Fuck it, I'm getting the laptop.
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« Reply #64 on: May 12, 2012, 07:53:34 pm »
Barmes even looks lost in the field. The play was at the plate. Barmes is definitely lost at the dish. What's he hitting? .150?
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« Reply #65 on: May 12, 2012, 07:55:49 pm »
I typed that three fucking times. Fuck it, I'm getting the laptop.

I'm on my HP Touchpad, which were for sale for about one week before they discontinued them. But plenty of time for my dumb ass to buy one.
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« Reply #66 on: May 12, 2012, 07:57:48 pm »
Happ in a world of shit now, but that's it for him. Thanks for playing, JA.
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« Reply #67 on: May 12, 2012, 08:01:08 pm »
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« Reply #68 on: May 12, 2012, 08:01:39 pm »
Cruz can't find the plate and he walks McGehee.
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Re: Astros @ 'Roots 5/12/12
« Reply #69 on: May 12, 2012, 08:02:18 pm »
Garrett Jones pinchhitting with the bases loaded, no outs.
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« Reply #70 on: May 12, 2012, 08:02:28 pm »
Rhiner Cruz on to pitch. And he promptly walks the bases loaded. Jones coming on to pinch hit.
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Re: Astros @ 'Roots 5/12/12
« Reply #71 on: May 12, 2012, 08:04:32 pm »
RB: How's your fantasy club doing tonight. I'm having another "stellar" night.
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Re: Astros @ 'Roots 5/12/12
« Reply #72 on: May 12, 2012, 08:05:30 pm »
Slow tapper to a pulled-in Altuve gets the play at the plate. Still loaded, one down.
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« Reply #73 on: May 12, 2012, 08:06:23 pm »
Good. Barmes is up.
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Re: Astros @ 'Roots 5/12/12
« Reply #74 on: May 12, 2012, 08:06:41 pm »
RB: How's your fantasy club doing tonight. I'm having another "stellar" night.

My matchups are not real good for most of this week. I'm holding my second-line pitchers from starting for a few games so I'm pretty resigned to sinking back some this week.
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Re: Astros @ 'Roots 5/12/12
« Reply #75 on: May 12, 2012, 08:07:18 pm »
Barmes flies out to center. Alvarez scores on the throw, which is too far offline anyway. 4-2, two outs.
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« Reply #76 on: May 12, 2012, 08:07:35 pm »
How about throwing the ball, you know, TO the fucking catcher?
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Re: Astros @ 'Roots 5/12/12
« Reply #77 on: May 12, 2012, 08:08:48 pm »
Barmes flies out to center. Alvarez scores on the throw, which is too far offline anyway. 4-2, two outs.

Not to mention that noodle had way too big a loop in it.
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« Reply #78 on: May 12, 2012, 08:09:46 pm »
How about throwing the ball, you know, TO the fucking catcher?

Or hitting the fucking cutoff man
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Re: Astros @ 'Roots 5/12/12
« Reply #79 on: May 12, 2012, 08:09:51 pm »
Ugly wild pitch gets another run in. 5-2.
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« Reply #80 on: May 12, 2012, 08:10:15 pm »
Cruz missed his spot on a fucking 0-2 to Barmes and paid for it with a sacrifice fly. Schafer has no arm. 5-2 on a wild pitch.
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« Reply #81 on: May 12, 2012, 08:10:27 pm »
Not to mention that noodle had way too big a loop in it.

Yeah. Bogey might've had him. Schafer, not so much.
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Re: Astros @ 'Roots 5/12/12
« Reply #82 on: May 12, 2012, 08:11:38 pm »
...and another walk. Presley in to hit for Morton. This one is out of the barn, and we can tell that because Abad is coming in.
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« Reply #83 on: May 12, 2012, 08:11:55 pm »
How about throwing the ball, you know, TO the fucking catcher?

That's too much to ask, as is hitting the cutoff man. A Bad alert.
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« Reply #84 on: May 12, 2012, 08:11:59 pm »
Ugly wild pitch gets another run in. 5-2.

That and not hitting the fucking cutoff man!!!
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« Reply #85 on: May 12, 2012, 08:15:25 pm »
Two pitches and Abad gets out of the inning, despite trying to kick the comebacker around.
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« Reply #86 on: May 12, 2012, 08:15:46 pm »
Abad adds a littlebobble drama but gets his man. 5-2 Top 7
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« Reply #87 on: May 12, 2012, 08:16:44 pm »
These You-Verse commercials are already very old.
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« Reply #88 on: May 12, 2012, 08:16:49 pm »
Wow. Two U-Verse commercials split by one soccer commercial. I want to pull my pants down and piss all over the TV.
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« Reply #89 on: May 12, 2012, 08:18:05 pm »
Resop on to pitch to Snyder.
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« Reply #90 on: May 12, 2012, 08:18:37 pm »
Fucking execs who greenlight these damn things should have to watch them as often as we do before they're released. I bet the quality of ads would jump.

Then again, they're the people who approved these piles of shit. They might love it.
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« Reply #91 on: May 12, 2012, 08:19:01 pm »
Alvarez is amazingly brutal.
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« Reply #92 on: May 12, 2012, 08:19:38 pm »
Snyder with a leadoff two bagger.
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« Reply #93 on: May 12, 2012, 08:19:43 pm »
They called that a double. Ok.

Marwin on to hit for Abad.
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« Reply #94 on: May 12, 2012, 08:20:45 pm »
Come on Marwin, help a brother out.
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« Reply #95 on: May 12, 2012, 08:22:51 pm »
Marwin was up there to hack. Jeez.
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« Reply #96 on: May 12, 2012, 08:23:11 pm »
MarGo on to pinch hit for Abad, and he strikes out.
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« Reply #97 on: May 12, 2012, 08:23:12 pm »
Damn that was brutal, Marwin.
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« Reply #98 on: May 12, 2012, 08:23:34 pm »
Alvarez is amazingly brutal.

In fairness to him, Snyder Shreefered that ball.
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« Reply #99 on: May 12, 2012, 08:25:45 pm »
Damn that was brutal, Marwin.

That's what I thought. Wasn't his best big league AB. He's a work-in-progress.
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« Reply #100 on: May 12, 2012, 08:26:03 pm »
Tony Watson on to pitch to Schafer.
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« Reply #102 on: May 12, 2012, 08:26:44 pm »
Schafer pops to center, two down.
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Ok Schafer, that was brutaler
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« Reply #104 on: May 12, 2012, 08:27:22 pm »
Why can't we get a lefty who can hit 93 like this guy?
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I don't remember ever having eaten in Marshall but I found an astonishingly good Cajun place in Texarkana once years ago.

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« Reply #106 on: May 12, 2012, 08:30:02 pm »
Not quite enough on that shot to CF as McCutcheon runs it down on the track, and we waste a leadoff double. Extra base hits are getting scarce for the Astros.
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« Reply #107 on: May 12, 2012, 08:30:21 pm »
Fuck Miller Time. It's margarita time.
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« Reply #108 on: May 12, 2012, 08:30:44 pm »
Carpenter in to chunk a little.
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« Reply #109 on: May 12, 2012, 08:32:07 pm »
Tabata fouls out to Lee.
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« Reply #110 on: May 12, 2012, 08:32:20 pm »
Perfect opportunity for Carp. It's my hunch that he's not the guy you want on the bump with the game on the line. No pressure here.
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« Reply #111 on: May 12, 2012, 08:34:39 pm »
Was it me or did Cruz not have his good cheese tonight? I didn't see any 95's tonight.
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« Reply #112 on: May 12, 2012, 08:35:10 pm »
Walker flies out to right. Two down.
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« Reply #113 on: May 12, 2012, 08:35:20 pm »
Perfect opportunity for Carp. It's my hunch that he's not the guy you want on the bump with the game on the line. No pressure here.

I don't know...95 at the knees is looking pretty good.
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« Reply #114 on: May 12, 2012, 08:35:40 pm »
Was it me or did Cruz not have his good cheese tonight? I didn't see any 95's tonight.

He didn't. He also didn't have any control.
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« Reply #115 on: May 12, 2012, 08:36:36 pm »
The only chance they have is if I quit watching. So I'm shifting over to the last 13 minutes of the Caps-Rangers game.
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« Reply #116 on: May 12, 2012, 08:37:20 pm »
Why can't we get a lefty who can hit 93 like this guy?

Why can't we get a CF like McCutchen?
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« Reply #117 on: May 12, 2012, 08:37:39 pm »
The only chance they have is if I quit watching. So I'm shifting over to the last 13 minutes of the Caps-Rangers game.

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« Reply #118 on: May 12, 2012, 08:37:50 pm »
Carpenter just hit 96. Don't know what the yokels in West Virginia were thinking by having such a great arm as a catcher.
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« Reply #119 on: May 12, 2012, 08:38:23 pm »
Why can't we get a CF like McCutchen?

Years of bad drafting and shitty management?

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« Reply #120 on: May 12, 2012, 08:39:08 pm »
I can't believe Yogi Berra is 87.
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« Reply #121 on: May 12, 2012, 08:39:28 pm »
Years of bad drafting and shitty management?

That was basically my answer, yes.
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« Reply #122 on: May 12, 2012, 08:39:38 pm »
A perfect night for McCutcheon. Why pitch to him with the lack of hitting talent around him?
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« Reply #123 on: May 12, 2012, 08:39:51 pm »
Carpenter just hit 96. Don't know what the yokels in West Virginia were thinking by having such a great arm as a catcher.

You implying that catchers don't have strong arms?
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« Reply #124 on: May 12, 2012, 08:41:31 pm »
Too late, you've been out-Whataburgered.

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« Reply #125 on: May 12, 2012, 08:41:44 pm »
HH: I meant that Carpenter has such a live arm that pitching should have occurred to them.
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« Reply #126 on: May 12, 2012, 08:42:20 pm »
My earliest baseball memory is being in the living room watching a game on tv with my dad, and he asked me if I knew who that player was on the screen. I said, "No."

"That's Yogi Berra." I was 3 or 4.

My favorite toy as a very small child was a stuffed Yogi Bear doll that I had from when I was one or two, so that was probably the reason for the question.
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« Reply #127 on: May 12, 2012, 08:43:04 pm »
Have you and I ever talked about my love for the Believers? We must have but I can't remember specifically.

No, we have not. They should've been Rolling Stones big.
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« Reply #128 on: May 12, 2012, 08:43:25 pm »
 Don't make a mess, Carp.
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« Reply #129 on: May 12, 2012, 08:44:04 pm »
A perfect night for McCutcheon. Why pitch to him with the lack of hitting talent around him?

We asked this earlier. I still don't have an answer.
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« Reply #130 on: May 12, 2012, 08:44:29 pm »
HH: I meant that Carpenter has such a live arm that pitching should have occurred to them.

I know numerous catchers who have turned into pitchers.
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« Reply #131 on: May 12, 2012, 08:44:51 pm »
5-2 Top 8
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« Reply #132 on: May 12, 2012, 08:45:14 pm »
I know numerous catchers who have turned into pitchers.

That road pretty much goes one way.
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« Reply #133 on: May 12, 2012, 08:45:52 pm »
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« Reply #134 on: May 12, 2012, 08:46:55 pm »
Who the hell is that wearing Alvarez' uni?
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« Reply #135 on: May 12, 2012, 08:47:18 pm »
No, we have not. They should've been Rolling Stones big.

I don't know how big they could have become but they could have been a hell of a lot bigger than they were. I wish they'd released more records, though, that's for sure.
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« Reply #136 on: May 12, 2012, 08:47:40 pm »
I don't know how big they could have become but they could have been a hell of a lot bigger than they were. I wish they'd released more records, though, that's for sure.

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"Hey Mattress Firm guys. What the fuck are you doing messing up my kitchen?"

I have to say, we bought one of those TempurPedic mattresses earlier this year, and that thing is fantastic. Except that it makes it even more difficult to get out of bed on Monday morning.
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« Reply #138 on: May 12, 2012, 08:48:34 pm »
I know numerous catchers who have turned into pitchers.

It's just unusual in college where they're starved for pitching to leave a guy who has a live arm behind the plate.
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« Reply #139 on: May 12, 2012, 08:49:32 pm »
I have to say, we bought one of those TempurPedic mattresses earlier this year, and that thing is fantastic. Except that it makes it even more difficult to get out of bed on Monday morning.

My mother-in-law bought one of those jilliony buck mattresses, I don't remember which one, but she loves it.
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« Reply #140 on: May 12, 2012, 08:50:06 pm »
we go quietly in the eighth. Three more outs to work with. 5-2 Bottom 8
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« Reply #141 on: May 12, 2012, 08:50:15 pm »
Dang. Two balls hit right on the screws...nothing to show for it.
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« Reply #142 on: May 12, 2012, 08:51:04 pm »
we go quietly in the eighth. Three more outs to work with. 5-2 Bottom 8

Nothing quiet about those first two swings.
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« Reply #143 on: May 12, 2012, 08:51:27 pm »
It's just unusual in college where they're starved for pitching to leave a guy who has a live arm behind the plate.

Not really. It's harder to find catching.
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« Reply #145 on: May 12, 2012, 08:53:15 pm »
Lyons's uniform is about four sizes too big for him. He looks like a clown.
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This is the first game that I've used the Touchpad instead of my laptop. Not too bad, but I need a stylus because of my big fingers. Anyone have a suggestion on a stylus?

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« Reply #147 on: May 12, 2012, 08:55:36 pm »
Nothing quiet about those first two swings.

I meant that we went down in order. I stand corrected as the first two outs were loud.
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« Reply #148 on: May 12, 2012, 09:02:13 pm »
Maxwell with an inspirational.AB to lead off the ninth.
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« Reply #149 on: May 12, 2012, 09:02:46 pm »
Well, I seem to have also fucked over the Capitals.
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« Reply #150 on: May 12, 2012, 09:03:27 pm »
Well, I seem to have also fucked over the Capitals.

Taking this Typhoid Austro thing a little too far, eh?
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« Reply #151 on: May 12, 2012, 09:04:27 pm »
Slumping Good Guys are down to their last out. Go get 'em, Buck.
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Taking this Typhoid Austro thing a little too far, eh?

Yup. Kevin Na and Matt Kuchar probably want to have their lawyers give me a call before tomorrow's final round.
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« Reply #153 on: May 12, 2012, 09:06:06 pm »
Not really. It's harder to find catching.

I disagree. I've found a lot of good receivers out there at that level because only the creme de la creme are signed out of high school by the pro's. Now, catchers who csn also hit are scarce at any level.
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« Reply #154 on: May 12, 2012, 09:06:09 pm »
Ya know... I don't *think* all that stuff that I spend the last couple of hours pulling out of the yard was poison ivy or poison oak... but... I guess I'll be able to let you know for sure by tomorrow...
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« Reply #155 on: May 12, 2012, 09:06:46 pm »
Yup. Kevin Na and Matt Kuchar probably want to have their lawyers give me a call before tomorrow's final round.

We may be looking at this the wrong way. You could be a force for good, some king of Zelig Variation where you can, say, get a job at Fox News or in Hugo Chavez' government.
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Ball game. 5-2 Bad Guys.
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Ya know... I don't *think* all that stuff that I spend the last couple of hours pulling out of the yard was poison ivy or poison oak... but... I guess I'll be able to let you know for sure by tomorrow...

My yard is full of poison ivy. Eats my wife alive while I've never had a reaction to it.
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« Reply #158 on: May 12, 2012, 09:09:23 pm »
Beaten by Charlie Morton. Charlie Fucking Morton. Nice work, guys.
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The bats are stony cold.
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The bats are stony cold.

This is a good test. It was inevitable, so it will be telling to see how they respond.
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« Reply #161 on: May 12, 2012, 09:20:19 pm »
This is a good test. It was inevitable, so it will be telling to see how they respond.

Yep. The bats are cold. It's gut check time early in the season.
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« Reply #162 on: May 12, 2012, 09:24:36 pm »
There is some good news tonight: I switched over to the Braves/Cards game just in time to see David Freese.(my fantasy 3B) strike out in the ninth with them down 7-2, which was the final.
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« Reply #163 on: May 12, 2012, 09:24:49 pm »
Do you know their tale of woe?

I know they recorded their second record and the label decided not to release it. Is that what you mean?
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« Reply #164 on: May 12, 2012, 09:36:02 pm »
I know they recorded their second record and the label decided not to release it. Is that what you mean?

That's part of it. It's the classic story of getting screwed over by the record company, but there were a few special knife twists too. They were lost in the Great EMI Purge of 1988, after getting a huge amount of buildup and a real producer hired for their second album. EMI wanted to make money off of the tapes and after dropping the band they wouldn't release the tapes for anything less than something close to $300K, I think, and no one would make that investment so they sat in limbo for long enough so that they started fighting amongst themselves and broke up. They had industry buzz, were very successful touring all over the country, but that album missed its window and it all went to hell.

There was nothing like that band when all three guitars were going. We saw the Fabulous Thunderbirds grow up in small clubs, watched Stevie Ray grow up in small clubs, and for my money there just wasn't anything like the Troobs.

They did a lot of acoustic shows too, as the Make Believers or the Blue Retrievers or whatever other names they'd come up with, and they were magical too.
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Re: Astros @ 'Roots 5/12/12
« Reply #165 on: May 12, 2012, 09:52:08 pm »
That's part of it. It's the classic story of getting screwed over by the record company, but there were a few special knife twists too. They were lost in the Great EMI Purge of 1988, after getting a huge amount of buildup and a real producer hired for their second album. EMI wanted to make money off of the tapes and after dropping the band they wouldn't release the tapes for anything less than something close to $300K, I think, and no one would make that investment so they sat in limbo for long enough so that they started fighting amongst themselves and broke up. They had industry buzz, were very successful touring all over the country, but that album missed its window and it all went to hell.

There was nothing like that band when all three guitars were going. We saw the Fabulous Thunderbirds grow up in small clubs, watched Stevie Ray grow up in small clubs, and for my money there just wasn't anything like the Troobs.

They did a lot of acoustic shows too, as the Make Believers or the Blue Retrievers or whatever other names they'd come up with, and they were magical too.

Are we talking about Escovedo?
I remember all the good times me 'n Miller enjoyed
Up and down the M1 in some luminous yo-yo toy
But the future has to change - and to change I've got to destroy
Oh look out Lennon here I come - land ahoy-hoy-hoy

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Re: Astros @ 'Roots 5/12/12
« Reply #166 on: May 12, 2012, 10:06:57 pm »
Are we talking about Escovedo?

Two of them, yes. Javier and Alejandro. Alejandro was barely writing songs when the True Believers were breaking up - the principal writers were Javier and John Dee Graham - so there was a positive to come from it.
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Re: Astros @ 'Roots 5/12/12
« Reply #167 on: May 12, 2012, 10:08:56 pm »
And that second album, unreleased for years until Rykodisc got it, KILLED. Unfortunately though, it missed its window.
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