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Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« on: May 09, 2012, 06:02:00 pm »
And here are your starting lineups! Buck starts again as he keeps hitting. This time, JD sits.

Fish
SSJose Reyes
2BDonnie Murphy
3BHanley Ramirez
LFLogan Morrison
RFGiancarlo Stanton
1BGreg Dobbs
CFEmilio Bonifacio
CJohn Buck
PJosh Johnson

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CF Jordan Schafer 
2B Jose Altuve 
SS Jed Lowrie 
1B Carlos Lee 
LF Travis Buck 
3B Chris Johnson 
RF Brian Bogusevic 
C Chris Snyder 
P Lucas Harrell 
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2012, 06:54:49 pm »
JD needs a break right now. He's lost at the plate.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2012, 07:18:31 pm »
Quote from: Ron Brand on May 09, 2012, 06:54:49 pm
JD needs a break right now. He's lost at the plate.

You're right. He's really pressing. And Lowrie's errorless streak comes to an end, and it costs us a run. Harrell needs to start throwing more strikes. This every other pitch pace that he's on can't continue for very long.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2012, 07:21:06 pm »
In between whining about the strike zone, Milo was opining about some strategical something -or-other that the Fish were doing, but I didn't hear what it was. He was vexed though.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2012, 07:25:17 pm »
The curse of John Buck.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2012, 07:29:59 pm »
Schafer doubled, went to third on a passed ball and scored when Buck threw it into left. 1-1 after one.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2012, 07:32:33 pm »
Just lost sound on the game, but only on FSH. Anyone else?
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2012, 07:35:34 pm »
I'm in the car, so I got radio. 1-1 going to bottom 2.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2012, 07:36:57 pm »
Radio, eh. Wishing you could lose sound. Harrell looked pretty sweet that inning. Three up and down. 
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2012, 07:37:22 pm »
Sound is back now.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2012, 07:38:41 pm »
Fuckin rocket into the boxes
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2012, 07:39:12 pm »
BFJ!!!
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2012, 07:40:48 pm »
I really didn't expect to enjoy some hot Johnson on Johnson action.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2012, 07:43:45 pm »
That was your classic hanging slider that CJ golfed into the Crawford Boxes. Sweet.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2012, 07:47:34 pm »
Sounds like Milo's bridgework has come loose.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2012, 07:48:51 pm »
Quote from: Ron Brand on May 09, 2012, 07:40:48 pm
I really didn't expect to enjoy some hot Johnson on Johnson action.

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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2012, 07:50:05 pm »
Quote from: Ron Brand on May 09, 2012, 07:47:34 pm
Sounds like Milo's bridgework has come loose.

Seriously? I feel pity for him. He's hung on way too long.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #17 on: May 09, 2012, 07:51:47 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on May 09, 2012, 07:50:05 pm
Seriously? I feel pity for him. He's hung on way too long.

It seems much worse tonight, like he's eating dinner while calling the game. He's actually quick on the action, but the tongue isn't working so well.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #18 on: May 09, 2012, 07:54:23 pm »
Quote from: Ron Brand on May 09, 2012, 07:51:47 pm
It seems much worse tonight, like he's eating dinner while calling the game. He's actually quick on the action, but the tongue isn't working so well.

I noticed that too, hope not a minor stroke or something.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #19 on: May 09, 2012, 07:55:01 pm »
Quote from: Ron Brand on May 09, 2012, 07:51:47 pm
It seems much worse tonight, like he's eating dinner while calling the game. He's actually quick on the action, but the tongue isn't working so well.

Hopefully, he's not having a stroke or something like that and doesn't know it.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #20 on: May 09, 2012, 07:56:29 pm »
Schafer got out in front of that slider and singles to RF.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #21 on: May 09, 2012, 07:57:44 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on May 09, 2012, 07:55:01 pm
Hopefully, he's not having a stroke or something like that and doesn't know it.

Nah, he's completely on top of the game action. It's not a stroke, he's just old and muscle control and fatigue hit him hard. I hope I can be that active when I'm 206.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #22 on: May 09, 2012, 07:59:38 pm »
2-1 Good Guys through three.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #23 on: May 09, 2012, 08:01:33 pm »
Quote from: Ron Brand on May 09, 2012, 07:57:44 pm
Nah, he's completely on top of the game action. It's not a stroke, he's just old and muscle control and fatigue hit him hard. I hope I can be that active when I'm 2056.

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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #24 on: May 09, 2012, 08:04:49 pm »
DoRay expanding on the strategery - offering that the Fishmen are stepping out and slow-playing Harrell because Ozzie knows him from Chicago and he's a quick tempo guy.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #25 on: May 09, 2012, 08:08:04 pm »
2-2 on Buck's rbi single. DoRay aggressive in taking every chance to make the game about them.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #26 on: May 09, 2012, 08:12:26 pm »
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2-2 on Buck's rbi single. DoRay aggressive in taking every chance to make the fame about them.

Horseshit non-call on strike 3 the pitch before Buck singled, too.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #27 on: May 09, 2012, 08:52:09 pm »
3-2 top of the sixth, and Harrell is gone after giving up a double to Bonifacio. Lopez in.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #28 on: May 09, 2012, 09:03:22 pm »
This isn't the crappy Johnson of the beginning of the year as his breaking pitches and change are pretty damn good, but the Astos are still within striking distance. 
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #29 on: May 09, 2012, 09:05:59 pm »
Shut the fuck up and take your base, Handjob. Fucking douche.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #30 on: May 09, 2012, 09:06:23 pm »
Snyder is having none of Hanley's shit. Get to first motherfucker.
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« Reply #31 on: May 09, 2012, 09:07:29 pm »
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Snyder is having none of Hanley's shit. Get to first motherfucker.

I know having one up and in is scary, but acting like a horse's ass after getting hit in a close game when it's obvious nobody is trying to send a message just reeks of "Look at me". What a douchebag.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #32 on: May 09, 2012, 09:07:41 pm »
That little bicho Reyes sure looks tough standing on the top step of the dugout like he's going to come out and do something.
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« Reply #33 on: May 09, 2012, 09:13:08 pm »
Quote from: chuck on May 09, 2012, 09:07:41 pm
That little bicho Reyes sure looks tough standing on the top step of the dugout like he's going to come out and do something.

That was hilarious. What a little chihuahua.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #34 on: May 09, 2012, 09:14:18 pm »
Well, the outside corner is officially open for business now.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #35 on: May 09, 2012, 09:19:54 pm »
I was amused by narcissistic Ramirez acting all tough after he got hit.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #36 on: May 09, 2012, 09:20:44 pm »
Hey, you bunch of fucking idiots, stop crowing like roosters.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #37 on: May 09, 2012, 09:21:51 pm »
Milo must've had a Dr. Pepper in the break, he sounds better.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #38 on: May 09, 2012, 09:24:13 pm »
3-2 Fishmen, middle eight.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #39 on: May 09, 2012, 09:24:52 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on May 09, 2012, 09:20:44 pm
Hey, you bunch of fucking idiots, stop crowing like roosters.

A cockfight would be idiomatic.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #40 on: May 09, 2012, 09:28:03 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on May 09, 2012, 09:14:18 pm
Well, the outside corner is officially open for business now.

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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #41 on: May 09, 2012, 09:39:31 pm »
Fucking Josh Johnson had to pick tonight to start to get back on track. Everyone had been tattooing Johnson early this season. But not tonight.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #42 on: May 09, 2012, 09:44:05 pm »
Yay, sidearmer
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #43 on: May 09, 2012, 09:49:39 pm »
Corre, el caballo!
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« Reply #44 on: May 09, 2012, 09:49:54 pm »
Why on earth did Stanton dive for that ball?
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #45 on: May 09, 2012, 09:50:56 pm »
That was profoundly irresponsible.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #46 on: May 09, 2012, 09:51:01 pm »
Quote from: austro on May 09, 2012, 09:49:54 pm
Why on earth did Stanton dive for that ball?

There's nobody on the Fish with a particularly high baseball IQ.  They look up to Ozzie.
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« Reply #47 on: May 09, 2012, 09:51:07 pm »
Quote from: austro on May 09, 2012, 09:49:54 pm
Why on earth did Stanton dive for that ball?

Bad decision either way, but wasn't even close
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #48 on: May 09, 2012, 09:52:05 pm »
Fuck, wasnt calling it on that corner against righties
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #49 on: May 09, 2012, 09:52:28 pm »
Fuck fuck fuckety fuck.
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« Reply #50 on: May 09, 2012, 09:53:10 pm »
Jeez, shorten up a bit, travis
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #51 on: May 09, 2012, 09:54:43 pm »
People are pitching around CJ.  We are way through the looking glass, folks.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #52 on: May 09, 2012, 09:56:56 pm »
Great approach with two strikes
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #53 on: May 09, 2012, 09:57:04 pm »
Bogey!
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #54 on: May 09, 2012, 09:57:22 pm »
Bogey mastering going the other way.  NTTAWWT.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #55 on: May 09, 2012, 10:04:10 pm »
Erroneous, unfortunately not the call
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #56 on: May 09, 2012, 10:06:46 pm »
BOGIE!

Damnit Jed!

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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #57 on: May 09, 2012, 10:08:32 pm »
Damn, I like Myers out of the pen.  He put in some work tonight.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #58 on: May 09, 2012, 10:08:45 pm »
Quote from: austro on May 09, 2012, 09:49:54 pm
Why on earth did Stanton dive for that ball?

He had a brain cramp. The Fish were playing no doubles,so you're supposed to play the ball on the bounce, not give the lumbering batter a triple by trying to get on web gems.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #59 on: May 09, 2012, 10:08:53 pm »
Myers not rattled.  Finish them
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #60 on: May 09, 2012, 10:08:58 pm »
Salty man, myers is.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #61 on: May 09, 2012, 10:10:05 pm »
Odd Castro didn't get slated in the 9 hole
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #62 on: May 09, 2012, 10:10:42 pm »
Quote from: hostros7 on May 09, 2012, 10:08:58 pm
Salty man, myers is.
Yeah.  Damn impressive.

End it now.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #63 on: May 09, 2012, 10:10:49 pm »
Quote from: pots on May 09, 2012, 10:10:05 pm
Odd Castro didn't get slated in the 9 hole

Next year.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #64 on: May 09, 2012, 10:11:03 pm »
Is boat shoe inferno kinda like the post-frat Aggie version of the elephant walk?
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #65 on: May 09, 2012, 10:11:12 pm »
Myers is money out of the bully.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #66 on: May 09, 2012, 10:13:38 pm »
JD needs a Graceian slumpbuster, not a Grecian, NTtawwt.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #67 on: May 09, 2012, 10:16:22 pm »
Quote from: hostros7 on May 09, 2012, 10:13:38 pm
JD needs a Graceian slumpbuster, not a Grecian, NTtawwt.

Or he could combine the two and look for a fat unemployed chick.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #68 on: May 09, 2012, 10:16:46 pm »
Well, crapola.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #69 on: May 09, 2012, 10:17:43 pm »
Glen Barker, Jr.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #70 on: May 09, 2012, 10:18:29 pm »
Quote from: chuck on May 09, 2012, 10:17:43 pm
Glen Barker, Jr.

Who you gonna call?
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #71 on: May 09, 2012, 10:39:24 pm »
So who's the first pitcher to bat?  Wandy? J.A.?
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #72 on: May 09, 2012, 10:39:48 pm »
I watch maybe two games a week now yet I could have told you that asking Castro to bunt would be a bad idea. Just fucking wasting an out.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #73 on: May 09, 2012, 10:41:51 pm »
Quote from: chuck on May 09, 2012, 10:39:48 pm
I watch maybe two games a week now yet I could have told you that asking Castro to bunt would be a bad idea. Just fucking wasting an out.

I knew when they flashed that Castro had one sacrifice bunt that it was going to be a shitty AB.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #74 on: May 09, 2012, 10:43:01 pm »
Buck needs to take his pinch hitting strategy to the plate with him more often.  2 extra base hits in 45 PAs when starting, 3 in 8 when pinch hitting. 
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #75 on: May 09, 2012, 10:46:07 pm »
Man, good defensive positioning
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #76 on: May 09, 2012, 11:06:43 pm »
Outstanding throw from shallow center by Cheech. No more than 30 feet off line.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #77 on: May 09, 2012, 11:07:38 pm »
CRAP CARP!!!
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #78 on: May 09, 2012, 11:08:34 pm »
Just arranging things neatly for another Supreme Court game score.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #79 on: May 09, 2012, 11:08:58 pm »
Quote from: GreatBagwellsBeard on May 09, 2012, 10:39:24 pm
So who's the first pitcher to bat?  Wandy? J.A.?

I'd guess Happ
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #80 on: May 09, 2012, 11:10:31 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on May 09, 2012, 11:07:38 pm
CRAP CARP!!!

Maybe I'm projecting, but it would have been nice to have the confidence to throw a slider in the dirt with a runner on 3rd
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #81 on: May 09, 2012, 11:12:09 pm »
Quote from: hostros7 on May 09, 2012, 11:10:31 pm
Maybe I'm projecting, but it would have been nice to have the confidence to throw a slider in the dirt with a runner on 3rd

Would have been nice not to walk Buck (twice)
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #82 on: May 09, 2012, 11:14:39 pm »
Quote from: chuck on May 09, 2012, 11:08:34 pm
Just arranging things neatly for another Supreme Court game score.

Huh?  There have been: 6, 7, 9, 10, 9, 8, and 9 Justices on the US Supreme Court, but never 11... (I can only presume you are projecting a 6-5 Astros win...).
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #83 on: May 09, 2012, 11:17:10 pm »
Way to be there, Happ. Just take strike three. Nice. Be a fucking man. Swing!
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #84 on: May 09, 2012, 11:20:10 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on May 09, 2012, 11:17:10 pm
Way to be there, Happ. Just take strike three. Nice. Be a fucking man. Swing!

Yeah, stupid Happ! None of our position players could swing anything better than a rolled up newspaper in extras, but YOU could've saved us with a 2 run home run with nobody on in the 12th! JERKFACE!
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #85 on: May 09, 2012, 11:23:28 pm »
This team is fun to watch.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #86 on: May 10, 2012, 12:21:12 am »
Quote from: MRaup on May 09, 2012, 11:20:10 pm
Yeah, stupid Happ! None of our position players could swing anything better than a rolled up newspaper in extras, but YOU could've saved us with a 2 run home run with nobody on in the 12th! JERKFACE!

I understand your point. But my point was go down hacking. You're a pitcher being asked to pinch hit. Don't get cheated.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #87 on: May 10, 2012, 01:07:39 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on May 10, 2012, 12:21:12 am
I understand your point. But my point was go down hacking. You're a pitcher being asked to pinch hit. Don't get cheated.

I was just giving you shit, sir!
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #88 on: May 10, 2012, 01:47:00 pm »
Quote from: chuck on May 09, 2012, 11:23:28 pm
This team is fun to watch.

You're killing my spirit.
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Re: Fish @ Astros 05/09/12
« Reply #89 on: May 10, 2012, 02:14:38 pm »
Anyone can piss all over a toilet seat but it's still a damn nice invention.
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