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Braves @ Astros Series Preview Finally Up
« on: April 10, 2012, 06:05:42 pm »
Sorry for the delay.

Read it here
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Re: Braves @ Astros Series Preview Finally Up
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2012, 06:47:41 pm »
Well worth the wait!
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Re: Braves @ Astros Series Preview Finally Up
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2012, 07:02:28 pm »
Very nice. Thanks!
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Re: Braves @ Astros Series Preview Finally Up
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2012, 08:34:57 pm »
SNS has budget hearings?

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Re: Braves @ Astros Series Preview Finally Up
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2012, 08:37:25 pm »
SNS has budget hearings?

Meeting will come to order.  First item, the budget. Okay, all in favor of having a budget, say Aye! The nay's have it. The next order on the agenda is lunch....

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Re: Braves @ Astros Series Preview Finally Up
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2012, 10:41:56 pm »
The Javy Lopez/Roseanne Barr tie in was priceless. Priceless.
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Re: Braves @ Astros Series Preview Finally Up
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2012, 10:53:26 pm »
The Javy Lopez/Roseanne Barr tie in was priceless. Priceless.

I was able to make one playoff game against the Braves. A few rows in front of me was a fat Latino girl who had the hots for Javy. She had a homemade poster with a heart and "I love Javy" written on it. She held up that friggin sign and blocked our view over and over again, while yellin, "I love you Javy", but the dumbass couldn't pronounce it correctly. She pronounced it: JV. Like saying the letters, rhymes with gravy, like the bowls she must have eaten. After a few innings, the Astro fans around her began to heckle her. She never got thst she was saying his name wrong. Stupid Brave fan.
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Re: Braves @ Astros Series Preview Finally Up
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2012, 12:52:15 am »
I was able to make one playoff game against the Braves. A few rows in front of me was a fat Latino girl who had the hots for Javy. She had a homemade poster with a heart and "I love Javy" written on it. She held up that friggin sign and blocked our view over and over again, while yellin, "I love you Javy", but the dumbass couldn't pronounce it correctly. She pronounced it: JV. Like saying the letters, rhymes with gravy, like the bowls she must have eaten. After a few innings, the Astro fans around her began to heckle her. She never got thst she was saying his name wrong. Stupid Brave fan.


Mmmm, gravy.