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The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

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Re: Nails...headed to the pokey
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2012, 05:45:11 pm »
25 counts? he has been a busy bee. how sad
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Re: Nails...headed to the pokey
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2012, 10:04:45 pm »
You know, he seems like a really immoral shitbag!
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Re: Nails...headed to the pokey
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2012, 10:50:14 am »
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Dykstra also has pleaded not guilty to indecent exposure charges for allegedly exposing himself to women he met on Craigslist.

Car thievery, drugs, fraud and this.  He's a 5-tool cocksucker.
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Re: Nails...headed to the pokey
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2012, 11:02:42 am »
Car thievery, drugs, fraud and this.  He's a 5-tool cocksucker.

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Re: Nails...headed to the pokey
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2012, 11:11:16 am »
He's a 5-tool cocksucker.

Then he's headed to the right place.
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Re: Nails...headed to the pokey
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2012, 12:10:23 pm »
Then he's headed to the right place.
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Re: Nails...headed to the pokey
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2012, 12:18:51 pm »
This got me thinking...what are the origins of the term "pokey" and how is it that it's such an appropriate modern-day term?
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Re: Nails...headed to the pokey
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2012, 12:27:41 pm »
Whoops, I meant to say 'amoral'.  Anyway, have fun in jail you sociopath!
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Re: Nails...headed to the pokey
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2012, 12:40:14 pm »
This got me thinking...what are the origins of the term "pokey" and how is it that it's such an appropriate modern-day term?

Made me wonder; here's one version:
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“Pokey” as slang for “jail” dates to early 20th century America and is actually a variant form of “pogey,” a 19th century English word for “poorhouse” or “welfare hotel.”  The roots of “pogey” are largely a mystery, but the word may be related to the adjective “poky,” an interesting word in itself.  The original sense of “poky,” in the 18th century, was, logically, “something that pokes,” i.e., projects or points out (as in a “poke bonnet,” a style of the day that featured a prominent brim).  In the 19th century, the word came to mean “cramped or confined,” as a small room might make a resident feel “poked at” by the walls.  Since jail cells are not known for their generous elbow room, this is probably the connection between “poky” (cramped) and “pokey” (jail).

“Poky” also acquired the meaning of “dull, narrow-minded and slow” here in the US, probably from that same sense of “cramped.”  “Poky” today is a useful little word that can be applied to anything from horses (“Plop, plop, plopity plop… The feet of Father Ready’s poky old saddle horse slowly ate upon the weary miles,” 1932) to computer programs (“HyperCard is quite poky when running on a standard 1-megabyte Mac Plus, even from a hard disk,” 1989).

http://www.word-detective.com/2009/02/22/hoosegow-pokey/
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Re: Nails...headed to the pokey
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2012, 11:55:38 am »
He'll be feelin' the hokey pokey in no time.
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Re: Nails...headed to the pokey
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2012, 05:31:01 pm »

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« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2012, 06:28:52 pm »
That's disgusting

I'm pretty sure that TB is disgusted that it took us this long to catch the double entendre. We're losing our edge.
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Re: Nails...headed to the pokey
« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2012, 09:30:51 pm »
I'm pretty sure that TB is disgusted that it took us this long to catch the double entendre. We're losing our edge.
Hey, I got it right away... was just too disgusted to acknowledge it.
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Re: Nails...headed to the pokey
« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2012, 03:09:20 pm »
sad to hear that man the guy was hardnosed and a solid player .

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Re: Nails...headed to the pokey
« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2012, 08:41:33 am »
sad to hear that man the guy was hardnosed and a solid player .

I hear that some people grieve for their favorite sociopathic asshole Mets by writing quasi-intelligible run-on sentences.
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Re: Nails...headed to the pokey
« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2012, 09:57:34 am »
sad to hear that man the guy was hardnosed and a solid player .

Dykstra was a good outfielder but he cried a lot during the Mike Scott era.

Maybe he'll cry in the pen too.
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Re: Nails...headed to the pokey
« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2012, 12:53:53 pm »
Dykstra going to prison is so cool.
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Re: Nails...headed to the pokey
« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2012, 05:10:17 pm »
Oye. Vamos, vamos.