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Happy Birthday, OSF!
« on: December 14, 2011, 11:15:09 am »
Hope it is a great one!
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Re: Happy Birthday, OSF!
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2011, 11:16:44 am »
HBD, OSF!
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Re: Happy Birthday, OSF!
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2011, 11:25:57 am »
HBD OSF. TTYL.
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Re: Happy Birthday, OSF!
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2011, 11:29:51 am »
Happy Birthday!

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Re: Happy Birthday, OSF!
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2011, 11:40:05 am »
Hoppy Birfdaze!
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Re: Happy Birthday, OSF!
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2011, 12:09:44 pm »
Glad you got that Heisman that was on your list... Anything else?
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Re: Happy Birthday, OSF!
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2011, 12:40:55 pm »
HBD Lee!
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Re: Happy Birthday, OSF!
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2011, 12:49:10 pm »
Ditto, counselor!
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Re: Happy Birthday, OSF!
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2011, 12:54:40 pm »
Glad you got that Heisman that was on your list... Anything else?

Yes, for the love of God please don't let RG3 become a Redskin...  [My buddy has planted that seed in my brain very well, and continues to egg me on about it.  It is hurting me at my very soul...].

And thanks all for the Birthday wishes, much appreciated!!!
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Re: Happy Birthday, OSF!
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2011, 01:10:14 pm »
Happy birthday, OSF. Sic em

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Re: Happy Birthday, OSF!
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2011, 01:10:54 pm »
Happy Birthday, OSF!
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Re: Happy Birthday, OSF!
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2011, 01:16:10 pm »
happy birthday! Pacific time is great for making days last longer- celebrate late into the night.
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Re: Happy Birthday, OSF!
« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2011, 01:20:03 pm »
Happy birthday, Lee!
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Re: Happy Birthday, OSF!
« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2011, 01:34:50 pm »
Happy birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday, OSF!
« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2011, 01:38:48 pm »
HBD, Lee!
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Re: Happy Birthday, OSF!
« Reply #15 on: December 14, 2011, 01:42:41 pm »
Happy birthday, you magnificent bastard.
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Re: Happy Birthday, OSF!
« Reply #16 on: December 14, 2011, 01:44:41 pm »
HBD
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Re: Happy Birthday, OSF!
« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2011, 01:49:23 pm »
Poor guy: you were one of the kids whose birthday was uncomfortably close to Christmas. Have a happy day!
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Re: Happy Birthday, OSF!
« Reply #18 on: December 14, 2011, 02:07:42 pm »
Happy birthday to my Twitter buddy!  Hopefully we won't have to do any more #astrosteammeeting this year!
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Re: Happy Birthday, OSF!
« Reply #19 on: December 14, 2011, 07:19:39 pm »
Happy birthday, you magnificent bastard.
what he said.
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Re: Happy Birthday, OSF!
« Reply #20 on: December 14, 2011, 08:49:27 pm »
Happy Birthday, man.
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Re: Happy Birthday, OSF!
« Reply #21 on: December 15, 2011, 10:39:36 am »
Happy birthday, you magnificent bastard.

what he said.


Did you read OSF's book, too?
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Re: Happy Birthday, OSF!
« Reply #22 on: December 15, 2011, 10:51:08 am »
Are you suggesting that OSF is the bastard son of Erwin Rommel?  That could explain why the first time I saw him he was decked out in some snappy Afrika Corps gear, having just returned from burying barrels of fuel in Katy.
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Re: Happy Birthday, OSF!
« Reply #23 on: December 15, 2011, 11:21:58 am »
Are you suggesting that OSF is the bastard son of Erwin Rommel?  That could explain why the first time I saw him he was decked out in some snappy Afrika Corps gear, having just returned from burying barrels of fuel in Katy.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, yes!  Actually, bastard grandson twice removed.
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Re: Happy Birthday, OSF!
« Reply #24 on: December 23, 2011, 10:59:15 pm »
Poor guy: you were one of the kids whose birthday was uncomfortably close to Christmas. Have a happy day!

Two posters here have it even worse, unbelievably.

Hope you had a great birthday!
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