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« on: December 03, 2011, 01:26:51 pm »
Cougars not looking like a Top 100 team today. 
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« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2011, 01:30:53 pm »
Still a lot of time for the cougs
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« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2011, 01:31:56 pm »
Southern Miss is a top 25.
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« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2011, 01:33:20 pm »
Stupid play.
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« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2011, 01:33:43 pm »
Need RGIII to have a game like this
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« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2011, 01:35:02 pm »
Southern Miss is a top 25.

Which is why you can't drop touchdown passes that hit you in the chest...you can't throw an interception on 1st and goal at the 1 yard line.
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« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2011, 01:35:47 pm »
Which is why you can't drop touchdown passes that hit you in the chest...you can't throw an interception on 1st and goal at the 1 yard line.

Or on your own 30
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« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2011, 01:37:02 pm »
Why don't you go to the UH games?
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« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2011, 01:38:38 pm »
Why don't you go to the UH games?

I go to some.  I used to have season tickets, but didn't get to go to many when I was living in Midland.
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« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2011, 01:39:38 pm »
Go Golden Eagles!
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« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2011, 01:40:00 pm »
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« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2011, 01:40:44 pm »
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« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2011, 01:41:04 pm »
And go dawgs

Let's not get carried away.
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« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2011, 01:41:49 pm »
UH is one of the wost tackling teams I've ever seen.
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« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2011, 01:42:30 pm »
How 'bout them Dawgs.
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« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2011, 01:44:53 pm »
Let's not get carried away.

I'm rooting for LSU so we don't get 3 SEC teams in the BCS
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« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2011, 01:45:53 pm »
I'm rooting for LSU so we don't get 3 SEC teams in the BCS

I'm rooting for LSU because Georgia sucks.
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« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2011, 01:47:15 pm »
You gotta be fucking kidding me.  How has UH beat anyone this year?
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« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2011, 01:47:15 pm »
Geez...
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« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2011, 01:48:09 pm »
I don't for a moment think that a 14 point deficit is insurmountable for UH but their defense needs to wake the fuck up.
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« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2011, 01:48:46 pm »
Sumlin might should've taken a job this week
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« Reply #21 on: December 03, 2011, 01:49:41 pm »
I don't for a moment think that a 14 point deficit is insurmountable for UH but their defense needs to wake the fuck up.

They cannot stop the run.  Period.  If they're not up by four touchdowns, they're in a world of hurt.
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« Reply #22 on: December 03, 2011, 01:50:51 pm »
The Cougars are getting manhandled.
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« Reply #23 on: December 03, 2011, 01:51:01 pm »
I don't understand why UH continues to try to run the ball on third down and four.  They can't. 
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« Reply #24 on: December 03, 2011, 01:51:08 pm »
Supposedly June Jones getting hot and heavy with ASU
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« Reply #25 on: December 03, 2011, 01:51:17 pm »
They cannot stop the run.  Period.  If they're not up by four touchdowns, they're in a world of hurt.

They might want to rent a punter, too.
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« Reply #26 on: December 03, 2011, 01:51:38 pm »
Or just stop punting
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« Reply #27 on: December 03, 2011, 01:51:51 pm »
The Cougars are getting manhandled.

The missed TDs in the first quarter doomed them.
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« Reply #28 on: December 03, 2011, 01:53:22 pm »
Not gonna stand
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« Reply #29 on: December 03, 2011, 01:53:35 pm »
Tough break here.  That fumble was out of bounds.
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« Reply #30 on: December 03, 2011, 01:54:20 pm »
Not gonna stand

Yeah, unless they rule that the first guy had it before he slid out.  But I can't imagine this one standing.
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« Reply #31 on: December 03, 2011, 01:54:39 pm »
I don't know why I never thought to name a child Furious. If I had a second child I might go with Irascible.
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« Reply #32 on: December 03, 2011, 01:55:18 pm »
Yeah, unless they rule that the first guy had it before he slid out.  But I can't imagine this one standing.

CUSA brass obviously didn't get in touch with replay booth in time
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« Reply #33 on: December 03, 2011, 01:55:44 pm »
I don't know why I never thought to name a child Furious. If I had a second child I might go with Irascible.

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« Reply #34 on: December 03, 2011, 01:56:12 pm »
Whoever's playing left defensive end for the Cougars needs to sit.
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« Reply #35 on: December 03, 2011, 01:56:20 pm »
The Cougar defense is getting schooled.
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« Reply #36 on: December 03, 2011, 01:56:24 pm »
What do y'all think of the name Oliver
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« Reply #37 on: December 03, 2011, 01:56:49 pm »
Well, shitfuck.  Didn't know the Cougars would be THIS outmatched.
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« Reply #38 on: December 03, 2011, 01:58:19 pm »
How did these guys lose to UAB?!?!
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« Reply #39 on: December 03, 2011, 01:58:48 pm »
What do y'all think of the name Oliver

Chuck and Ollie? I think it's a fine name. You got another one on the way?
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« Reply #40 on: December 03, 2011, 01:58:49 pm »
How did these guys lose to UAB?!?!

Cougars have just mailed this one in.  Really disappointing.
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« Reply #41 on: December 03, 2011, 01:59:44 pm »
Roll Tide!!

I'm convinced that the BCS will fuck Alabama and take Oklahoma State if they beat Oklahoma.
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« Reply #42 on: December 03, 2011, 02:00:18 pm »
Carrier has been a joke today.
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« Reply #43 on: December 03, 2011, 02:00:27 pm »
Chuck and Ollie? I think it's a fine name. You got another one on the way?

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« Reply #44 on: December 03, 2011, 02:00:38 pm »
I'm convinced that the BCS will fuck Alabama and take Oklahoma State if they beat Oklahoma.

No way.
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« Reply #45 on: December 03, 2011, 02:01:31 pm »
Edwards has disappeared, Carrier has stone hands.
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« Reply #46 on: December 03, 2011, 02:02:22 pm »
Edwards has disappeared, Carrier has stone hands.

Offensive line is standing around.  Just terrible effort.
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« Reply #47 on: December 03, 2011, 02:03:08 pm »
I'm convinced that the BCS will fuck Alabama and take Oklahoma State if they beat Oklahoma.

Hmmm. Mixed feelings on that. Wonder who would replace okie state in fiesta. Also, not gonna happen - for some reason people seem to want another 60 minutes of unwatchable football
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« Reply #48 on: December 03, 2011, 02:04:27 pm »
I'm convinced that the BCS will fuck Alabama and take Oklahoma State if they beat Oklahoma.

While I'd love nothing more, I just don't see it happening. Maybe if Okie State absolutely stomps OU and LSU struggles and looks incompetent against Georgia, but even then I doubt it.
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« Reply #49 on: December 03, 2011, 02:04:59 pm »
Cougars simply quit at halftime.  Lack of preparation, lack of effort.  Sumlin's stock ain't what it was four hours ago.
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« Reply #50 on: December 03, 2011, 02:05:16 pm »
End of May

Congratulations. I was going to say something about how quickly this second one's appearing but in thinking about it I realize that my brother and I have almost exactly the same interval.
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« Reply #51 on: December 03, 2011, 02:06:02 pm »
Congratulations. I was going to say something about how quickly this second one's appearing but in thinking about it I realize that my brother and I have almost exactly the same interval.

Thanks - It'll be 19 months if he's on time
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« Reply #52 on: December 03, 2011, 02:06:36 pm »
Congratulations. I was going to say something about how quickly this second one's appearing but in thinking about it I realize that my brother and I have almost exactly the same interval.

Btw, His name isn't Ollie is it?
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« Reply #53 on: December 03, 2011, 02:06:44 pm »
Thanks - It'll be 19 months if he's on time

My sister and I are 11 months apart.
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« Reply #54 on: December 03, 2011, 02:06:53 pm »
Cougars simply quit at halftime.  Lack of preparation, lack of effort.  Sumlin's stock ain't what it was four hours ago.

Fedora however, might be going home to coach Texas A&M now.
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« Reply #55 on: December 03, 2011, 02:07:13 pm »
Btw, His name isn't Ollie is it?

Ha, no, it's Clay.
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« Reply #56 on: December 03, 2011, 02:08:09 pm »
My sister and I are 11 months apart.

Your mom must be irresistible
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« Reply #57 on: December 03, 2011, 02:09:13 pm »
Your mom must be irresistible

Dad certainly thought so.
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« Reply #58 on: December 03, 2011, 02:10:32 pm »
Well, at least they didn't blow a lead.
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« Reply #59 on: December 03, 2011, 02:12:24 pm »
5 yard outs isn't gonna do it
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« Reply #60 on: December 03, 2011, 02:15:00 pm »
If you punt, might as well just go to the locker room
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« Reply #61 on: December 03, 2011, 02:15:02 pm »
You have to go for it here.
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« Reply #62 on: December 03, 2011, 02:17:15 pm »
Hmmm. Mixed feelings on that. Wonder who would replace okie state in fiesta. Also, not gonna happen - for some reason people seem to want another 60 minutes of unwatchable football

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« Reply #63 on: December 03, 2011, 02:18:47 pm »
What Biz? You prefer the PAC-12 special-45-38 games. Please. You win with defense and a ground game. This is why the SEC wins almost every year.

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« Reply #64 on: December 03, 2011, 02:24:06 pm »
You can't take a 30 yard sack on 4th and 17.
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« Reply #65 on: December 03, 2011, 02:24:57 pm »
That'll do it
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« Reply #66 on: December 03, 2011, 02:24:57 pm »
Well, 12 wins is a solid year. 
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« Reply #67 on: December 03, 2011, 02:25:44 pm »
How has Keenum thrown anything this year with as bad as that offensive line is?
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« Reply #68 on: December 03, 2011, 02:26:18 pm »
How has Keenum thrown anything this year with as bad as that offensive line is?

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« Reply #69 on: December 03, 2011, 02:26:48 pm »
Going to Hawaii?
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« Reply #70 on: December 03, 2011, 02:27:19 pm »
You go from what should be 2nd and 1 at the 9, to turning the ball over on downs at the 44.
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« Reply #71 on: December 03, 2011, 02:29:47 pm »
It's embarrassing how they've given up.
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« Reply #72 on: December 03, 2011, 02:36:12 pm »
No effort whatsoever.
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« Reply #73 on: December 03, 2011, 02:42:50 pm »
What the fuck...don't catch the ball at the 4 yard line on 4th down.
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« Reply #74 on: December 03, 2011, 02:44:03 pm »
Are you fucking kidding me? Did Baylor just score 8 seconds into the game against UT?
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« Reply #75 on: December 03, 2011, 02:45:30 pm »
This could possibly be the worst football weekend of the season.  Cougars embarassing their school, Texans with a tough one tomorrow.
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« Reply #76 on: December 03, 2011, 02:50:10 pm »
Completely flat.  How many dropped passes today?
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« Reply #77 on: December 03, 2011, 02:50:38 pm »
Completely flat.  How many dropped passes today?

Too many.  I'm just surprised that they were so unmotivated and gave up the way they did.
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« Reply #78 on: December 03, 2011, 03:40:25 pm »
Are you fucking kidding me? Did Baylor just score 8 seconds into the game against UT?

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« Reply #79 on: December 03, 2011, 09:38:34 pm »
I'm convinced that the BCS will fuck Alabama and take Oklahoma State if they beat Oklahoma.

Well, Okie State is doing their part. It's wonderful to see Stoops on the sideline just having to chew on this shit.
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« Reply #80 on: December 03, 2011, 09:48:15 pm »
They absolutely should be in the NC game - Bama had their shot at home.
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« Reply #81 on: December 03, 2011, 10:00:30 pm »
They absolutely should be in the NC game - Bama had their shot at home.

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« Reply #82 on: December 03, 2011, 10:23:02 pm »
Bama may have a better team, but OSU absolutely deserves it more.  And I think it's going to happen.
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« Reply #83 on: December 03, 2011, 10:25:45 pm »
On the other hand, due to the byzantine rules of the BCS, it might screw Stanford
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« Reply #84 on: December 03, 2011, 10:26:49 pm »
Bama may have a better team, but OSU absolutely deserves it more.  And I think it's going to happen.

I certainly hope so. Regardless, I'd support a revision to the BCS rules that says that two teams from the same conference can't meet for the championship (or they can't meet if they've already met in the regular season).
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« Reply #85 on: December 03, 2011, 10:29:02 pm »
The rule should just be you have to win your conference to be eligible
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« Reply #86 on: December 03, 2011, 10:43:20 pm »
The rule should just be you have to win your conference to be eligible

That would be a great start. That Alabama is just sitting home this weekend and healing seems really wrong.
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« Reply #87 on: December 03, 2011, 10:45:48 pm »
That would be a great start. That Alabama is just sitting home this weekend and healing seems really wrong.

Worse - in theory, LSU would've made more money if they lost today than if they won
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« Reply #88 on: December 03, 2011, 10:51:30 pm »
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« Reply #89 on: December 03, 2011, 10:56:14 pm »
What a shitty Big 10esque ending
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« Reply #90 on: December 03, 2011, 10:59:43 pm »
What a shitty Big 10esque ending

That flag denied us the pleasure of hearing Gus Johnson spontaneously combust on air.
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« Reply #91 on: December 03, 2011, 11:01:21 pm »
That flag denied us the pleasure of hearing Gus Johnson spontaneously combust on air.

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« Reply #92 on: December 03, 2011, 11:09:24 pm »
Mike Gundy is a pretty good coach. OSU should be playing LSU.
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« Reply #93 on: December 04, 2011, 08:30:19 am »
This could possibly be the worst football weekend of the season.  Cougars embarassing their school, Texans with a tough one tomorrow.

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« Reply #94 on: December 04, 2011, 08:57:11 am »
Worse - in theory, LSU would've made more money if they lost today than if they won

Like Southern Miss. Someone reminded the coach the other night that the worst thing for the conference would be for them to win. That by winning, they'd cost the conference like $17MM and his own team like $1MM. Not that it's fucked up, it is what it is, the conference can't control where its teams are ranked. Still, funny to think about.
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« Reply #95 on: December 04, 2011, 09:00:01 am »
On the other hand, due to the byzantine rules of the BCS, it might screw Stanford

The rules didn't screw anyone. Stanford automatically qualifies if they win their conference. This bit about getting screwed, despite finishing third in your own conference is bullshit.
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« Reply #96 on: December 04, 2011, 09:03:38 am »
The rules didn't screw anyone. Stanford automatically qualifies if they win their conference. This bit about getting screwed, despite finishing third in your own conference is bullshit.

Same applies to Bama.  Someone on another forum dug up a Saban quote from 2003 where he said you shouldn't play in the MNC game if you don't win your conference.  I wonder if he still feels the same way.

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« Reply #97 on: December 04, 2011, 09:07:01 am »
There are loads of ways to automatically qualify (not just winning your conference). If bama is in the MNC, Stanford will automatically qualify. If OSU is in, they won't.
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« Reply #98 on: December 04, 2011, 09:14:01 am »
There are loads of ways to automatically qualify (not just winning your conference). If bama is in the MNC, Stanford will automatically qualify. If OSU is in, they won't.

And no matter what, they didn't get screwed.
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« Reply #99 on: December 04, 2011, 09:15:32 am »
Same applies to Bama.  Someone on another forum dug up a Saban quote from 2003 where he said you shouldn't play in the MNC game if you don't win your conference.  I wonder if he still feels the same way.

Absolutely it applies to Bama. But, they'll get a BCS game. Had LSU lost yesterday, they likely wouldn't have.
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« Reply #100 on: December 04, 2011, 10:03:17 am »
And no matter what, they didn't get screwed.

I think 14 over 4 is a bit of a screw job, but obviously it's not outside the rules or anything.
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« Reply #101 on: December 04, 2011, 10:22:22 am »
I think 14 over 4 is a bit of a screw job, but obviously it's not outside the rules or anything.

Then win your conference. It's pretty simple.
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« Reply #102 on: December 04, 2011, 12:42:11 pm »
Same applies to Bama.  Someone on another forum dug up a Saban quote from 2003 where he said you shouldn't play in the MNC game if you don't win your conference.  I wonder if he still feels the same way.

Never said it:
http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/2011/11/29/2596848/nick-saban-2003-quote-oklahoma-state-alabama-lsu

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« Reply #103 on: December 04, 2011, 04:38:52 pm »
Never said it:
http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/2011/11/29/2596848/nick-saban-2003-quote-oklahoma-state-alabama-lsu

I'd (obviously) like to see Bama get another shot at LSU, and I think that they've got as good (or better) a resume as anyone else, but if they don't get selected, they didn't get screwed.
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« Reply #104 on: December 04, 2011, 04:48:35 pm »
It's the rematch
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« Reply #106 on: December 04, 2011, 06:57:33 pm »
It's still puzzling to me how Stanford is ranked ahead of Oregon in any poll, much less the BCS.  The Cardinal didn't play in their conference title game, lost badly to the team that did and beat no one in the BCS top 25.  Yet, it is what it is, I guess. 

Are they punishing Oregon for "daring" to lose to the #1 team in the country before the tigers achieved that ranking?  Is it about their common opponent USC, probably the hottest team in the conference in November, and how Oregon lost to the Trojans at home two weeks ago, while Stanford beat the Trojans in LA (before Halloween)?

Either way, it sounds like the Big 12 is only going to get one BCS bid--OSu's.  KSU in Arlington, OU or Baylor to San Antonio (probably the latter), OU to Tempe and UT to San Diego.  The aggie gets to come to Houston, which I would think it a good consolation prize in terms of a measure of exposure to recruits.  ISU is probably in New York.  Missouri may end up somewhere to which the conference isn't aligned--appropriate or ironic.
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« Reply #107 on: December 04, 2011, 07:05:00 pm »
Baylor to San Antonio, OU to Insight Bowl
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« Reply #108 on: December 04, 2011, 07:14:31 pm »
The aggie gets to come to Houston, which I would think it a good consolation prize in terms of a measure of exposure to recruits. 

I doubt there are many D1 recruits in Houston who are not familiar with Texas A&M.
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« Reply #109 on: December 04, 2011, 07:18:55 pm »
I doubt there are many D1 recruits in Houston who are not familiar with Texas A&M.
Exposure nevertheless.
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« Reply #110 on: December 04, 2011, 07:20:18 pm »
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« Reply #111 on: December 04, 2011, 08:01:08 pm »
"Maybe if I work really hard, someday I'll get to play in the Meineke Car Care Bowl of Texas"

I realize that every bowl needs money and sponsorships, but I kind of liked it when it was just the "Texas Bowl".  Seemed like they were trying to hold out.  On another note, the Texas Bowl/Meineke Car Care Bowl is a pretty nice event.
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« Reply #112 on: December 04, 2011, 09:00:47 pm »
It has to be one of the best bowl venues (less appealing as a destination).

Excited to check out the UofP stadium
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« Reply #113 on: December 23, 2011, 11:06:05 pm »
You gotta be fucking kidding me.  How has UH beat anyone this year?

Well, look who we played.

Shame for Keenum. Wasn't a Heisman winner, but with all those outrageous numbers, I thought he should've gotten invited to NY. Until that Southern Miss game. Ugh. I went to Homecoming and the conference championship this fall- two veeeeery different games.

We already have our tix to the bowl. We would've liked to've gone somewhere outside the state, but at least we'll travel well. And even though they've got all hat other shit to deal with right now, at least it looks good that we play a program like Penn State instead of Utah Tech.
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