Didn't realize Pujols only had 98 RBIs, that is currently 4 ahead of Carlos Lee.
A new rule: never interview Star Wars characters.
Unless you're a cigar-chomping dog puppet.
Holy shit. Corporan's infant son went through eight hours of open heart surgery today. Wow.
Pujols is the anti-Bagwell on the base paths.
I would be happy to see Barmes back next year.
Ha! Nice job covering the plate there, Pujols.
Indeed. Supposedly a great clubhouse guy too.
Fred Loyal Insurance must be a big organization.
Boy, that Jack in the Box commercial. That girl is a less-attractive-but-close-enough-to-jar-the-memory version of a girl who broke RB's tiny heart years ago. Bring back Mrs. Jack!
He has flat taken over central and south Texas.
What's with this putting the hitters on the board in Star Wars outfit?
I've heard complaints about treatment after filing a claim. But most people only care if insurance is cheap or if they can pay monthly. They learn the real value if they have to use it.
I don't know but it has something to do with cancer. Sort of like the Hispanic heritage night going on in Dallas at the football game.
Exactly. This is part of what happens when you require insurance in order to get a license.
Wait, what? You need insurance to get a driver's license? Why the fuck would you need insurance for a license? When did this bullshit start?
proof of insurance is needed to register an auto, not for a license.
It is to bad for the Cardinals that JMike is injured or Downs wouldn't be playing.
I guess I'm a step behind everyone else but I just realized that Downs is being given a real audition to take over RF next year.
You need insurance to get a TDL too.http://www.txdps.state.tx.us/DriverLicense/ApplyforLicense.htmRequirements for All ApplicantsAll first time applicants for a Texas driver license must:10. Provide a vehicle for the driving exam and present current liability insurance, Texas vehicle registration, and inspection for the vehicle.
I thought the first Star Wars was pretty cool when it came out in '77 but the other two were kind of lame. I haven't been able to sit through any of he three more recent ones.
Who gives a fuck about the social media fans?
Hey, that's probably 120 people Footer stalkers out of a crowd of several hundred. It's a huge percentage.
FIFY
192 double plays? And they still lead the league in runs scored?
Ain't he?!?!?
That's a lot of guys getting on base.
Hankook is another one of my favorite stadium home plate wall sponsors. Hell yeah!
I've got Hangkook tires on my rig down here.
Astros are gonna fuck around and waste that leadoff double. Who'da thunk it?
Sanchez has lost his mojo; meek groundout to third. Astros are gonna fuck around and waste that leadoff double. Who'da thunk it?[/quoteSanchez hasn't hit since he came out of the starting lineup.
JD speculates it's because Martinez fouled a ball off his foot earlier.
And for Matt Downs...opportunity knocks.
Boggs made CJ look terrible. He's got some nasty stuff.
It was CJ's third of the night. His defense is poor and he's lost at the plate. I'll be very surprised if he gets a real look next year. I think Tal was right; CJ is not a major league player.
Fuck I hate auto tune.
CJ is a poor mans Chris Truby.
I agree with Tal. Play Paredes.
No one asked me but from what I've seen there is no doubt that Paredes is clearly the better option in every regard.
This will not end well.
It really hurts to hear those fuckers take over your ballpark.
Hawks are losing again. It would be awesome if they caught a choking shitburger.
Hawks?
Braves lost. Red Sox losing, Rays winning.In the words of Charlie Kelly... "WILDCARD!"
Pujols stealing third makes me want to vomit.
What a god awful year.
I hope Crane's first move is to release JR Towles.
I just noticed JR Towles was playing tonight. My God.
You don't get 100 losses by chance.
Shit. He's got at least a dozen moves of equal or better importance. This is a boat with so many holes it needs a new hull.
When Albert Pujols stole third that didn't pique your curiosity?
It took a lot more than JR Towles to let fatass steal third.
That should be the title of the 2011 Astro Yearbook.
You gotta be a real masochist to buy that book.
Of course. It's Wright's fault. He's subliminally mind-controlled Towles to double clutch every fucking throw. Outstanding analysis.
That was on Wright. Pujols had a big jump, and wouldn't even have attempted it with a pitcher who was holding him. JR sucks, but that was all Wright.
I don't think Wright even looked at Pujols.
I just rewatched it to be sure. Wright turns, holds, the fat motherfucker already had two steps before he started his stride. Not on Towles at all.
REally losing sight of the fact that many guys on this roster suck as much as Towles.
But bashing Towles is fun. Don't take our fun away with this shit.
Bashing Towles is fun but easy. Assigning correct blame is noble. After all there is a tremendous amount of suck to go around on this fucking team.
The Astros have far too many guys on the team with no business playing in the major leagues.
@brianmctaggart"Mark Melancon, whose wife is scheduled to be induced into labor in 40 minutes, comes out for the 9th inning."
The Astros are going to win.
Did BudGirl tell you this?
What, you don't follow her on Twitter?
Sheeeit.
keithlaw keithlawDotel pitching. Three RHB due up for Houston. Four LH/switch options on the bench. Time to see if Brad Mills is paying attention.keithlaw keithlawAnswer: Brad Mills is NOT paying attention. Or he's just a bad manager after all.keithlaw keithlawYes, Towles, that was a strike, shut your trap and next time take the bat off your shoulder::Getting my popcorn
Say, that reminds me. I looked up the other day and I now have Cinemax Latin America on my cable lineup. And at about 11 or so every night they play two episodes of The Wire. The first is a repeat of the second the night before; the second is a new one. We're in the first season and despite having seen it at least three times earlier I am loving it. I love it so much I can happily re-watch an episode I watched just the night before. I don't know whether that means the show merits the attention or if I am borderline autistic. Either way, I certainly hope the Astros win this game within the next hour or so.
Fuck Keith Law.
This. Why the hell is anyone following this assclown on Twitter?
Molina is a fucking moron.
Good God. The Marlins traded two minor leaguers for Ozzie Guillen?
I'm not saying I hope Molina hits a screamer into the Turds dugout that hits Pujols in the mouth busting out his teeth and concussing him and one of his gold teeth flies into Berkman's ear piercing his brain causing him to turn into a gay pentecostal preacher who rapes Larussa in his sleep and accidently bites off his penis because he thinks it is a twinkie, but who knows what might happen.
Best show ever. Just finished season 4.
I kinda liked his 'hustle' there!!!
We've been over this around here quite a bit as I'm sure you know, and I'm sure you know where I stand on this. It is the best television show in history and there is nothing even close. Season five (I've seen that season only once and am sort of saving up to see it again) is I think the weakest for a number of reasons but still completely engrossing.
You talking about Desperate Housewives?
Fuck the Jakes. Fuck Pooholes. Fuck Berkman. And Fuck Keith Law.
Don't forget Holliday and Larussa
Did Towles just give Angel a reach around in the post game celebration?
I don't hate Holliday. But Fuck LaGenius.
Someone please answer me a question........Why would anyone mess with Sasquatch?
I don't hate Holliday.
Holliday's contract runs through 2022. In time, you will.
This is literally the happiest I have been all season.
The Cowboys are driving late for the win. No way Romo lets that happen.
He doesn't seem all that Jake-y to me, just a damned good hitter playing ball. He may succumb though.
If his uni says Jake-y, then he is all that Jake-y.
Dallas leads. No way they win.
Hey, I was a Bob Gibson fan. Where is the cutoff?
Speaking of Bob Gibson, Denny McLain got popped for outstanding warrants from Louisiana as he was turning around from accidentally driving into Canada last week.
I saw a fat Denny McLain getting hit around the Texas League in 1972. It was sad.