Author Topic: Brewers at Astros -- Phoning it in  (Read 1536 times)

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Brewers at Astros -- Phoning it in
« on: August 05, 2011, 01:18:23 pm »
I'm having to post from my phone. I swear it's not an inability to receive instructions and I totally don't need to be sent to Oklahoma city.

Some of the formatting and paragraph order got messed up, because fuck my iphone. Anyway, go tobthe front page for your Brewers Series Preview. I tried to link it, but like I said, fuck my iphone.

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Re: Brewers at Astros -- Phoning it in
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2011, 01:19:54 pm »
fuck my iphone.

Limey LOVES that app.
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Re: Brewers at Astros -- Phoning it in
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2011, 01:22:59 pm »
I'm not seeing it.

Fortunatly, this site has one for us to use.  Just ignore the broken links and slow loading page.
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Re: Brewers at Astros -- Phoning it in
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2011, 01:32:59 pm »
Limey LOVES that app.

Just make sure to use a pentalobe condom, or you'll be paying AppleCare Support for 18 years.
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Re: Brewers at Astros -- Phoning it in
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2011, 01:53:21 pm »
I'm just amazed that the auto-correct let you type "fuck".
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Re: Brewers at Astros -- Phoning it in
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2011, 02:11:09 pm »
I'm just amazed that the auto-correct let you type "fuck".

If you type it enough, it learns.
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Re: Brewers at Astros -- Phoning it in
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2011, 02:21:28 pm »
If you type it enough, it learns.

Mine has it figured out. In several languages, even. But it still thinks I'm always trying to type he'll.
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Re: Brewers at Astros -- Phoning it in
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2011, 02:21:45 pm »
If you type it enough, it learns.

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Re: Brewers at Astros -- Phoning it in
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2011, 05:10:54 pm »
I'm just amazed that the auto-correct let you type "fuck".

My auto-correct now recognises "clusterfuck".  I say this with pride, while acknowledging that it doesn't happen without your 2011 Astros.
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