I see Happ is still trying to pitch up in the strike zone. Sigh.
There you go ETA
He skipped one up there for you
I waass interupted by my wife....lost concentration.Where is Budgirl with her offensive mojo?
Somewhere in Boston right about now. We're punchless.
Happ is right in the middle of the plate. This hurts.
I liked watching the Philly fans go nutshit when Pence took the field. Unlike Lance Berkman, who is cordially invited to go fuck himself, I will enjoy Hunter's successes unless they are against the Astros.
You know, that wasn't a great pitch, but it wasn't a bad pitch. Well hit, but it could have been a DP, too.
Except that the 2B was shifted over closer to the bag. These bastards can hit a little, damn them.
Phillies fans can turn on you in a heartbeat though. His first shit route to the ball, which should be on the first liner hit his way, they'll howl and throw shit.
Fuck Mills for sitting Altuve.
Altuve makes that play.
Chuck makes that play.
Happ up on pitch count. Again.
If the qualifications for playing on the astros are striking out every AB and not fielding at all, I shall put my hat in the ring
2-0 Brewers through 3.
Unless Altuve can make it into the game tonight, there is no chance the Astros can get the offense going enough.I can't work miracles, people...
If they accept old fucks who throw around 55, I'm there.
Wolf got a K of Bourn with a 57 mph pitch last night. JD said it was the slowest he'd ever seen in the majors
"Lined off the glove of Johnson".I'm getting tired of that line this year.
I'll be curious to see what the 3B battle looks like in spring training next year.
Once they trade Bourn and Wandy, every single position will be grim
How is it possible that that ass generates no power
Is Happ's stuff really that great? What's a plus pitch?
So the upside is that he gets maddux-like control, got it
Poor Happ. Another five inning outing with at least four earned runs.
Why isnt' Happ at OKC? There is no one down there that could top this act?
I know how to fix what's wrong with Wallace...bench him 3 out of every 5. Which looks likely with JD about to take over in LF.
Hasn't worked so far. Dude probably needs to go to OKC.
Thanks to mctaggart I know that wallace and downs are a combined 0 for their last 38
Hate to do this to you, but I noticed he's wearing one of those bracelets.
Brad Mills really doesn't seem to be suited for the current task
Can I add more than +1?
Who would? I mean really. I can only think of one, but I am not a person who sits and thinks about managers.
Goofy bastard with a hit and an rbi
6-2 finalHere's hoping Wade can work his magic tomorrow and get us another Wallace and Happ
I can't wait for the season to be over just so I never have to see the damn flash mob commercial again.
It is so awful I am wishing the Daddy's Baby GIIIIRL ads were back.
Keuchel is dealing at Corpus tonight 6ip 1h 0r 0bb 5K
Way to go, dick.
Well he was dealing.BTW, no TV tomorrow for JD Martinez's starting debut. Fuck MLB blackout rules.
Fine. I'll just make up a damn recap. Great.
Gave up 3 runs in the 7th and got yanked cause he was at 102 pitches.