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Happy Birthday, HH!
« on: July 28, 2011, 08:36:22 am »
Somebody needs to pay the waitress to sit.....in your lap while she takes your order...
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Re: Happy Birthday, HH!
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2011, 08:42:09 am »
Happy B-day, Mr. Hawk.

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Re: Happy Birthday, HH!
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2011, 08:46:49 am »
Happy birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday, HH!
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2011, 08:51:55 am »
Happy birthday, HH.  We got you a gift.
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Re: Happy Birthday, HH!
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2011, 09:03:05 am »
Happy BD, HH!
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Re: Happy Birthday, HH!
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2011, 09:05:58 am »
HBD!

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Re: Happy Birthday, HH!
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2011, 09:08:03 am »
Happy birthday, HH.  We got you a gift.

And this, remember.


Happy Birthday, HH.

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Re: Happy Birthday, HH!
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2011, 09:13:01 am »
I think this was part of the deal, as well.

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Re: Happy Birthday, HH!
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2011, 09:22:02 am »
I think this was part of the deal, as well.

I thought you were giving us a picture of this, or maybe this. Worst of all, of course, would be this.

Hope I didn't ruin your b-day, HH!
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Re: Happy Birthday, HH!
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2011, 09:29:41 am »
Happy birthday, HH.
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Re: Happy Birthday, HH!
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2011, 09:38:20 am »
Thanks for all the b-day wishes.  It's all good!
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Re: Happy Birthday, HH!
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2011, 09:48:49 am »
HBD HH!  Enjoy the scotch.
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Re: Happy Birthday, HH!
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2011, 09:50:33 am »
Happy Birthday you crazy old bastard.
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Re: Happy Birthday, HH!
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2011, 10:16:44 am »
Scotch, cigars and Hawaiian shirts.  Have a great birthday.   
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Re: Happy Birthday, HH!
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2011, 10:23:53 am »
Have a great one, Matt! you too, HH!
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Re: Happy Birthday, HH!
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2011, 11:50:32 am »
HBDTY, HBDTY, HBDDHH, HBDTY. AMM...
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Re: Happy Birthday, HH!
« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2011, 01:04:47 pm »
Happy Birthday.
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Re: Happy Birthday, HH!
« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2011, 01:05:25 pm »
Somebody needs to pay the waitress to sit.....in your lap while she takes your order...

While wearing a cap, of course.
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Re: Happy Birthday, HH!
« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2011, 01:28:00 pm »
Happy birthday HH. Hit a double if you have a game. Drink a double if you don't.

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« Reply #19 on: July 28, 2011, 01:35:46 pm »
I thought you were giving us a picture of this, or maybe this. Worst of all, of course, would be this.

Hope I didn't ruin your b-day, HH!

Save that middle this for my birthday, dude.  Hawk don't play that.

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Re: Happy Birthday, HH!
« Reply #20 on: July 28, 2011, 01:37:54 pm »
Happy birfus day! Time for the Marilyn Monroe impersonation...
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Re: Happy Birthday, HH!
« Reply #21 on: July 28, 2011, 02:45:21 pm »
Have yourself a wonderful birthday, HH!
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Re: Happy Birthday, HH!
« Reply #22 on: July 28, 2011, 03:39:41 pm »
Happy birthday!

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Re: Happy Birthday, HH!
« Reply #23 on: July 28, 2011, 04:03:29 pm »
Happy Birthday Mr. Hudson.
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Re: Happy Birthday, HH!
« Reply #24 on: July 28, 2011, 10:01:12 pm »
Happy birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday, HH!
« Reply #25 on: July 29, 2011, 01:01:33 pm »
happy belated!
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Re: Happy Birthday, HH!
« Reply #26 on: July 30, 2011, 06:58:38 am »
Hope you had a good one!
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