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« on: July 26, 2011, 10:13:34 am »
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Re: Brain-frying vid
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2011, 10:17:54 am »
Quote from: Ron Brand on July 26, 2011, 10:13:34 am
...on the mythical home page. Nice work, Ty!

i do not see how anyone who watches that clown play would want to trade for him.
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« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2011, 10:31:43 am »
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Quite frankly, it’s difficult to keep up with the literary firepower that emits from recaps these days.

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Speaking only for/in reference to myself here... "literary firepower" is sometimes just another way of saying "excessive bullshit".  Please don't let that intimidate you.  And I couldn't make a .gif if my life depended on it, much less one as profoundly disturbing as the one you put up.

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Re: Brain-frying vid
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2011, 10:38:09 am »
That's the baseball equivalent of a "snuff" film.

Horrifying, revolting, and entrancing all at once.

Very disturbing.
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Re: Brain-frying vid
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2011, 10:39:18 am »
Hey, Ty....could you do the same with the horrific play from the other day against the Cubs?
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Re: Brain-frying vid
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2011, 11:11:39 am »
I thought this was going to be of Wallace sitting on the bench.
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Re: Brain-frying vid
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2011, 11:13:24 am »
Quote from: BUWebguy on July 26, 2011, 11:11:39 am
I thought this was going to be of Wallace sitting on the bench.

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Re: Brain-frying vid
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2011, 11:22:39 am »
You know, to me it looks more like the turf gave way than him tripping over himself. It was just replaced after a U2 concert. Classic
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Re: Brain-frying vid
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2011, 11:25:18 am »
Tralfaz, you obviously didn't watch the game. The dumbass was in the position he was in because he made his usual shit path to the ball and over ran it. Don't make excuses for him. His RF play sucks.
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Re: Brain-frying vid
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2011, 01:11:29 pm »
The worst part is, you didn't even get most hilarious portion of the whole thing. Pence's first attempt to get up and chase the ball looked like the classic Speedy Gonzalez running in place before taking off move, except Hunter fell down again instead of blazing to the wall.
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« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2011, 01:20:58 pm »
I'd like to see one where The Count figures out that two is not the same as three.
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Re: Brain-frying vid
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2011, 01:25:49 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on July 26, 2011, 01:11:29 pm
The worst part is, you didn't even get most hilarious portion of the whole thing. Pence's first attempt to get up and chase the ball looked like the classic Speedy Gonzalez running in place before taking off move, except Hunter fell down again instead of blazing to the wall.

I'm visualizing the Simpsons gif of Sideshow Bob stepping on all the rakes.
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« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2011, 02:06:51 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on July 26, 2011, 01:25:49 pm
I'm visualizing the Simpsons gif of Sideshow Bob stepping on all the rakes.

That's about right. Except I was screaming "GET UP YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER!" while my girlfriend gave me a horrified look instead of a disgruntled sigh.
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Re: Brain-frying vid
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2011, 02:42:53 pm »
Brain frying Tweet (via Pence):

I'm sure yall have seen me wearing @efxusa products on the field every game. The difference I feel in my strength and energy is remarkable.
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Re: Brain-frying vid
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2011, 02:48:28 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on July 26, 2011, 02:42:53 pm
Brain frying Tweet (via Pence):

I'm sure yall have seen me wearing @efxusa products on the field every game. The difference I feel in my strength and energy is remarkable.

It's a shame they don't make a headband.
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« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2011, 02:49:32 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on July 26, 2011, 02:42:53 pm
Brain frying Tweet (via Pence):

I'm sure yall have seen me wearing @efxusa products on the field every game. The difference I feel in my strength and energy is remarkable.

"My God, it's full of dumb!"
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Re: Brain-frying vid
« Reply #16 on: July 26, 2011, 02:50:27 pm »
Quote from: Ron Brand on July 26, 2011, 10:13:34 am
...on the mythical home page. Nice work, Ty!

The saddest/most amazing thing about that play is that his elite athleticism allows him to actually make a semi-real effort at the catch. His rare balance, leg strength, and flexibility is the only thing keeping him from falling on his ass.
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« Reply #17 on: July 26, 2011, 02:52:37 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on July 26, 2011, 02:42:53 pm
Brain frying Tweet (via Pence):

I'm sure yall have seen me wearing @efxusa products on the field every game. The difference I feel in my strength and energy is remarkable.

I was kind of feeling bad for the guy (especially after beating himself up in the press on Sunday), until I read this.
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« Reply #18 on: July 26, 2011, 03:00:00 pm »
Quote from: subnuclear on July 26, 2011, 02:52:37 pm
I was kind of feeling bad for the guy (especially after beating himself up in the press on Sunday), until I read this.

Okay, now I feel bad about posting that. Maybe this Tweet will help...

Oh by the way a Tornado hit my Hitting Facility on top of the field debacles!

Better? Yeah, I figured... Which makes me feel even worse about posting this Tweet...

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Re: Brain-frying vid
« Reply #19 on: July 26, 2011, 03:02:54 pm »
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It's a shame they don't make a headband. dual-action fan-controlled electric shock and choke dog collar.

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« Reply #20 on: July 26, 2011, 03:03:29 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on July 26, 2011, 02:06:51 pm
That's about right. Except I was screaming "GET UP YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER!" while my girlfriend gave me a horrified look instead of a disgruntled sigh.

Your girlfriend must be an extremely patient human being.
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Re: Brain-frying vid
« Reply #21 on: July 26, 2011, 03:04:40 pm »
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Your girlfriend must be an extremely patient human being.

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« Reply #22 on: July 26, 2011, 03:05:53 pm »
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the timid or faint of heart should never watch a game with Mark.

the timid or faint of heart should never watch this team.
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Re: Brain-frying vid
« Reply #23 on: July 26, 2011, 03:06:10 pm »
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Your girlfriend must be an extremely patient human being.

Assumption of facts not in evidence. Could be a beagle, for all we know.
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« Reply #24 on: July 26, 2011, 03:14:10 pm »
Quote from: austro on July 26, 2011, 03:06:10 pm
Assumption of facts not in evidence. Could be a beagle, for all we know.

no beagle. a real live human being who is very cool.
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« Reply #25 on: July 26, 2011, 05:57:59 pm »
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His rare balance, leg strength, and flexibility is the only thing keeping him from falling on his ass.

And that kids is the difference between tripping over one's dick and falling on one's ass.
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« Reply #26 on: July 26, 2011, 06:03:40 pm »
Excellent recap Ty. If a picture is worth a 1000 words a .gif is worth at least 1001 or more.
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« Reply #27 on: July 26, 2011, 11:14:47 pm »
Quote from: austro on July 26, 2011, 03:06:10 pm
Assumption of facts not in evidence. Could be a beagle, for all we know.

I'd watch what I say about my girl. She's got a much quicker temper than I do. Lucky for you she doesn't really get baseball. She's more in to hockey.
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« Reply #28 on: July 27, 2011, 09:15:18 am »
Quote from: MRaup on July 26, 2011, 11:14:47 pm
I'd watch what I say about my girl. She's got a much quicker temper than I do. Lucky for you she doesn't really get baseball. She's more in to hockey.

Likes high sticking, huh?
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« Reply #29 on: July 27, 2011, 09:42:02 am »
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Likes high sticking, huh?

And she does not require a full set of teeth.  
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« Reply #30 on: July 27, 2011, 09:52:06 am »
Quote from: Bench on July 27, 2011, 09:42:02 am
And she does not require a full set of teeth.  

is this your idea of being cute?
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« Reply #31 on: July 27, 2011, 09:55:02 am »
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And she does not require a full set of teeth.  

She actually plays goalie, so dental hygiene is still in play.
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« Reply #32 on: July 27, 2011, 09:57:37 am »
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is this your idea of being cute?

I was referring to Mark's teeth, of course.
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« Reply #34 on: July 27, 2011, 04:01:58 pm »
Thanks for the props, guys. I've been totally out of touch.
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